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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:09 pm |
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Short story - I had a lad that I was running a church bait on, and it was going quite well. I called him "son" and he called me his "daddy." He had completed numerous (a necessity to obtain funding), and, when I discovered that he was not a member of the church, he gladly completed a 21 page church application form. It took him 3 1/2 hours to fax the completed form to me.
Then he vanished.
I figured that the Internet Cafe owner had beaten the crap out of him for non-payment, as he mentioned that he had borrowed time. I finally sent him official notification that his applicaton had been cancelled. That was over three months ago.
So yesterday I was bored, and decided to see if he was still alive. Yup, he is, and he wants money! Here's why he wants the money:
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i just needed some little funds, so i can know fully that the church will be of benefit to me
thanks
Daddy |
That one cracked me up. To make matters even better, he's emailing me from the account of his supposedly dead mother. I haven't mentioned that one to him yet. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:12 pm |
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The good thing is, you know he is desperate. Perfect time for some really ridiculous stuff. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:24 pm |
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Nice! Too bad for him the Church rules and regs were completely overhauled during his absence....anything he did previously is void. |
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:41 pm |
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Mmmm, yeah, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday and get him fill out some more of those . |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:54 pm |
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It is always good to hear from a lad from the past. You can cut through a lot of red tape and just go straight for the throat
I would ask for the mugu to perform a task of faith. |
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Spooky Tooth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Behind you...
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:13 pm |
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Of course, you need witnesses to his test of faith, hi-res pics are fine, but video is best!
I doubt you can top Mr. Cucumber's bread and pickle poses, but I am sure you can get him wearing sackcloth and covered with ashes or something similarly penetential. |
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