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Bigmoney2112
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 42
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:51 pm |
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I never thought that pretending to be a drunk could be be so much fun, my lad is getting so annoyed with me it is great. I decided to spill a cup of coffee on the last form i sent him which made half of it unreadable, i am sure he appreciated this. He has told me a few times that i need to get my life in order and that doing business with him will help me with that lol. |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:13 pm |
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Bigmoney--
RE: the coffee-on-the-official-forms---it appears that you have seen 'Schindlers List', and/or 'The Great Escape'--both movies used that.
And you need not pretend to be drunk to reply back to the mugus. Don't stop drinking or make excuses on it due to them, drink on if you so desire. I generally have a buzz going when I reply to the rascals.
It can be a natural thing too. Insult the hell out of them, and then later blame it on the brewskis if they take offense. In their urge to steal from you, they understand erratic drunken behaviour and readily forgive all the insults you throw at them--so attack them sober too. All they care about is swindling you. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:34 pm |
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Your drinking problem will also make it hard for you to get your MTCN numbers written down correctly. |
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Bigmoney2112
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 42
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:38 pm |
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i was thinking about pissing him off really bad, and then drunk dialing him and getting all sad on the phone |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:02 pm |
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JMR--
[hIc]--You got that right! I'll drink to that! [hic] |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:59 pm |
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Yes...my old widow character gets "tipsy" at the church picnic then sends the Lads a simple
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"I half achatched a coopy of them Westren Uniyon receive." |
There is nothing attached to the e-mail.
The hangover lasts a couple of days where I just cannot seem to get to the PC to answer the frantic Lad e-mails. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:03 pm |
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That is HILARIOUS. Maybe my character needs to start drinking on the job, too.
I would love to be able to pull a "Will Farrel" with his drunken rants. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:14 pm |
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I don't think a lot of people on here will really need to PRETEND... |
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BadKarma
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Mar 2006
Posts: 447
Location: Funland
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:21 pm |
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At least i don't need to pretend. I get the sickest (the best?) ideas after a few drinks.
The only frustrating thing is to preview every post I make in this forum before actually posting it. |
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Lew_Skannen
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Joined: 26 Oct 2003
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Location: Sydney, OZ
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:33 pm |
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Being at the mercy of something beyond your (and his) control is good.
It sounds to me, however, as though he might not be giving you the kind of support a true friend should. I suggest that you make it clear that nothing is going to happen until he has cheered you up and dragged you out of your pit of depression.
A postcard would be a start. Perhaps even a call. Just to let you know that he is thinking of you. (You'd be amazed how quickly international phone calls eat up credit in Nigeria) |
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icrighthruU
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Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:03 pm |
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BadKarma, I can't handle seeing your avi. My 19yr old lent my copy to a friend of his over 3 mos ago. I don't think I'll ever see it again
My "friend" is having trouble finding his lad over there. I think I'll need to take some anti depressent pills to help me cope. Please get some phone calls to share |
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HJS
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 72
Location: Craggy Island, I've left Marge for Mrs Doyle
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:15 pm |
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Tell him you were so drunk you sent him $20l instead of $10 by mistake and can he send 10 back.
Do you think he'll want to get you back on the wagon after that? |
_________________ Henceforth, i will stop all communications with you. lt was okay knowing you any way. - Mrs Mantu |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:52 pm |
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I included this in a bait published on Scamorama:
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Special Scambaiting tutorial
How to fake an email written by a drunk:
[1] Remove glasses; if you don�t need or use glasses, borrow a pair from a very myopic friend/acquaintance
[2] Move back to arm�s length from keyboard
[3] Go cross-eyed
[4] Try to touch type
[5] When done, clear up the more extravagant bits of gibberish, and send the whole lot on
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This is what I sent to a banker Lad and Charlie Solud0 respectively:
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justr sent yur weesren ujn ionm tofdsy the num bert was 4678252625 queton wkat did bily aguj tey 2stwal fromme andwdeftr #400 now i gottaget anpther beer hae a goid tijmme
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don wttoorry prokn f its dojn e biiill gotr his mojhneu im fije hiow baboujht yiob dyu lklike a beeeer=r wuut yu soend yourrrr money ohn thwn eyou gett ot oz
doj tryden goit some gleshfouuddik liueve thwt stuhff
sere yuo larter
don tglet thjue fuhnennl wbs birte yei
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The first Lad didn't care:
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IAM IN RECEIPT OF THE WESTERN UNION MTCN NUMBER BUT YOU NEED TO INCLUDE THE AMOUNT SENT,THE NAME AND ADDRESS OF THE SENDER OF THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO ENABLE MY OFFICE CONFIRM THE PAYMENT.
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Charlie, however, did notice:
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What is the meaning of this nonsense?
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:14 pm |
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@bigmoney again--
Don't call them when drunk, loose lips sink ships. In fact--save your phone charges and don't call at all. PM me for advice on giving THEM a phone # to call you at--endless frustration for the lads.
hi yastreb--^^^
You are one gal who knows her stuff, IYKWIM. And you do. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:57 pm |
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Jarvis - my drunk was - ie a bloke. only ever gets tipsy! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:08 pm |
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@yastreb,
Why fake the e-mail? Hell, I'm probably drunk right now. |
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:10 pm |
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I do my best work drunk - while ur drunk and baiting u aint out driving |
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Dupes
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:41 pm |
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I love having a lad call me when I'm half in the bag. I tell them how much I love them and they tell me how much they love me. Good times are had by all, and then I make them go to Western Union the next day for a fruitless payment. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:15 pm |
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B. A. Ware wrote: |
@yastreb,
Why fake the e-mail? |
Since I don't drink alcohol, there's really no other way! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Bigmoney2112
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 42
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:47 pm |
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So i had my lad call me a little while ago and usual i was acting like i was completely hammered. I started yelling at him for something and then i started to apologize, after a while i was pretending to cry and i was saying that he was the only person i could trust blah blah blah.. i have a feeling i am going to have this one on my hook for a while |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:21 pm |
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Try just randomly ranting off nonsense quotes like:
"When the red rooster flies to the south, the blue ox will see the buffalo roam" |
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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bombardier
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:31 pm |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:45 am |
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Hi bombardier ^^^
I've never spoken to a lad on the phone yet, drunk or sober.
But here's what I do when those annoying tele-marketers with THEIR scams call me--[usually during dinner] ---I say 'hold on'. Then I go get a paper bag and inflate it....
Then back on the phone I suddenly yell out--"No!! Timmy!! Put The Gun Down!!"..Then I pop the bag and hang up. Works like a charm. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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