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icrighthruU
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Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:38 pm |
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I just set this email up last night and my luck is so incredibly awsome I have just won the British lottery. AND I've never even left the USA. Well I don't need to tell you how fast I sent my claim ticket in. I can't wait to get all that mula. $$$ Can we say chaching!
Here's my email:
POWERBALL LOTTERY,
Accredited Claim Agent-
29 Colmore Row,
Birmingham , B3 2EW
United Kingdom
11th April, 2007 .
ATTENTION:
PAYMENT OF POWERBALL LOTTERY WINNING CLAIM No. PBL2348974321
This is in response to your email message and to inform you that we cannot process your claims without the requested info. Your email address emerged the lucky winner from a random computer ballot draw. Your email address happened to be the winner from over 1.5 email addresses. You have won a consultation cash prize of GBP 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds Sterlings) only.
Provide the claims requirements below and contact us as soon as possible so that we can begin your claims process.
Claims Requirements:
1. Name in full:
2. Home Address:
3. Age:
4. Occupation:
5. Phone Number:
6. Present Country:
7. Sex:
Once again, congratulations.
Regards,
Mr. Michael Hoyt,
Claim Officer,
Customer Support Unit - CSU,
TEL: +44 703 590 0263
Here's my reply:
Wow! I can't believe my luck! I just came back to the USA and forgot all about playing the lottery while I was over there. I never would have known if I didn't just get this computer for christmas! This is my first letter too as I am new to writing on the internet. Isn't technology great.
Here is the information you have requested.
1.Name: Gretta Biggazze
2.Address: 069 Mee Road
3.Age: 93
4..Occupation: Harlet Gazer
5.Phone Number:I can't hear so I can't use a phone
6.Country:USA
&.Sex: Not in 43 years
Gee I hope I get my money soon. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:02 pm |
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Sex: Not in 43 years |
Perhaps you could invest some of your new found millions in some vacaline? and a toy boy |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Ordermaster
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 6
Location: West Palm Beach, FL
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Posted:
Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:35 pm |
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Dont spend all that cash in one place! |
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icrighthruU
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Posted:
Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:44 pm |
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I'm going to invest in a dimond/gold mine in Gana I'm talking to the chief now. |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:11 am |
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AlphonseTheFrog
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Mar 2007
Posts: 173
Location: UR MAMA TOTO OOOOOOOOOO
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:17 am |
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I have also won the British lottery before. Things did not work out, and they were very rude to me:
[email protected]:
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YOU MAIL MAKE ME HAPPY BCOS IF WHAT U SAY IS TRUE WE
ARE BROS CAUSE UNCEL FUCKS U MOM AND HE IS TRULY UR
FATHER TO. THIS MEANS THAT U R MY LITLE BRO. SO LISEN
TO UR BIG BRO AND NOT BECOME MUMU ONE LOVE |
Ok, so I may have insinuated that his mom may be a woman of loose morals, but that was uncalled for. |
_________________ I do not know what you a talking about.You are a vulger,find out before you crucify.I wish you long life -- mrs. Mary
FRAUDSTERS are easily identified ... Now you lied by saying I am fat which I am not... Hoping to hear from you again as i still remain your humble claims agent. -- Zeeshan
You said that you will kill me for what? That i throw job like do to others. Thanks. -- Barrister James
I believe that you ate also sending emails like this to others as well intimidiating them!!! I can't fear you -- Fidelity Security Company
BAAAAAAAAASTAAAARD CHOP MOTHER THEIR. U DONT KNOW BIZ... ANIMAL BEING...... -- Goodluck Obi
i known that you are an african man so you dey hear meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? murther fucking dick heard -- Graham Hoffman |
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seajay39
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Posts: 1
Location: Meadowlea
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:35 am |
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I'm also excited I've just won 1,000,000 Euros in a West Australian lotto
I've asked for more details.. while i read the stickies here for ideas.. |
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HJS
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 72
Location: Craggy Island, I've left Marge for Mrs Doyle
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:50 am |
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AlphonseTheFrog wrote: |
so I may have insinuated that his mom may be a woman of loose morals |
But isnt that your mom too???
Naught boy insulting your mum like that! |
_________________ Henceforth, i will stop all communications with you. lt was okay knowing you any way. - Mrs Mantu |
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Obiter Dictum
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jan 2006
Posts: 44
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:29 am |
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Matter of fact, I won too--$500,000 the day before yesterday, actually,
but learned only this mornig.
One guru someplace else here on this forum said lottery lads are intractable
and the hardest to get off script, and it's sheer luck if you keep one
busy, minimally at that, with your silly mails for even a fortnight.
My question is thus: wouldn't it be wiser to sent back abuse in Nigerian
lads' speak to elicit counter abuse to quote in the signature area?
My claim window expires next week--respond urgent OOOOOOOOOOO
TIA
Obiter |
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Posted:
Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:38 am |
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The claim window is extended for as long as they think you'll pay. I guarantee it |
_________________ IF IT IS TRUE YOU ARE WRITING AND PAYING TO WHO I DONT KNOW I MUST MAKE SURE I CUT YOUR THROAT,ARE YOU STUPID?CANT YOU READ?IS THAT MY EMAIL?ARE YOU CRAZY?ARE YOU MAD?ARE YOU AN IMBECILE?YOU PAYED TO HIM AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU PAYED HIM MONEY,IS THAT MY EMAIL?FUCK YOUR WIFE AND SCREEW YOUR KIDS,IDIOT AND HOPLESS HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU.DIE AND ROT IN HELL
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x2 x2 x32 x12 x2 x2 x7 x9 x7
Accra to Tamale with Professor so/so
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Obiter Dictum
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jan 2006
Posts: 44
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:43 am |
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Jeff, do you mean I can claim after the window's up?
PS: I love Rev's description of you: "beating around the bush"
A push in the bush, you know... |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:52 pm |
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Usually lotto lads are hard to play But I'm having soooo much fun with one right now...Well over a month..It's worth playing them when you get a good one.. He'll be getting his bank transfer today thanks to Marvinator..Great job on the paperwork.. He doesn't want anything to with wu secure thanks to Emma.. |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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coke1984
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 04 Oct 2004
Posts: 95
Location: Lagos, Nigeria
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Posted:
Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:22 pm |
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Your email address happened to be the winner from over 1.5 email addresses. |
One winner out of one and a half? Good chances here, let me join! |
_________________ Spelling mistakes are made for general entertainment and may be collected and achieved without prior notification.
Mugubanks killed: 2x 1x
Safaris: Sent my avatar from Lagos to Abuja on and on... |
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Grundig
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Feb 2005
Posts: 63
Location: Ministry USA
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:33 pm |
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Yea ,,,some of those thing,s you said about my mom,,some are probly true,
But that,s not the point |
_________________ It is becose of you,I have lost my car and house
I have Invested 28,000 Dollors you have sent none
Barrister ekwuoba chambers |
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Pisspot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 53
Location: U.K.
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:46 am |
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Some questions
Anyone actually know Birmingham ? Is that address a genuine one ? Could it be one of the scammer's friends ? (I doubt it is the lad himself). If so there might be a possibility of getting someone into trouble.
There is also the possibility that it could be the victim of a cheque fraud who we might be able to warn in time. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:03 am |
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http://www.birminghamplus.com/takeaways/takeaways_details.asp?tid=13
The location is central Birmingham in the main financial/business district. The actual address is for 'Gregs Takeaway', but with the wrong postcode.
Usually the addresses they quote are rubbish and are of no significance.
Google and all will be revealed. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Herb Sewell
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Aug 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Atascadero State Hospital for the Criminally Insane
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:06 am |
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You gotta love the way their "normal" voice is all caps. Big man with the big letters. LOL
I would recommend hitting him with another character, taking him even farther the next time before you slap him. I going to have to get another couple gmail/fanmails set up for my pet Doctor Paul ! I've already been through 6 LOL LOL |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:21 am |
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Les Noise^^^
I salute you. I generally can't keep a lottery bait going and delete for the most part because I know where it winds up, eventually.
I always try and explain to those idiots that "picking 7 #s out of 100" is more odds than there are people on Planet Earth. [And they tell me that there were 6 or 7 other winners claiming too].
To further frustrate them, I tell them that the #s they mention were all bad #s for me in my life [and I cite instances] and that every lottery # I always play was either plus/minus the winning ones. Oh, soooo close!
Good wishes to you on that bait.
cheerz--jervis tetch/mad hatter |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:29 pm |
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My long running lotto lad ( over 100 emails from him now) is feeling very pleased with himself today.. He sent me a nice friendly email inquiring about my recent illness(lol). He woke up to the bank transfer form that marvinator made for me.. I just hope he's borrowed money to party this weekend... Life can be sweet... I'm learning that timing is everything in this game.. |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Posted:
Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:50 pm |
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timing is everything in this game |
Yeah, that should probably be a sticky thread all by itself. Commandment #2, right after "Bait Safe." |
_________________
"You are criminal, don't write to this box again." - [mask:1]Joseph Foley[/mask:1]
"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1] |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Posted:
Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:00 pm |
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^^^ Monday Tuesday I drag my feet... Wednesday Thursday I fire him up with MONEY, Transfers etc.. Friday (late) I transfer (lol)...Saturday Sunday kick back see if I get him to work.. Monday Rinse and repeat..
Simple really... |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:19 pm |
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GomerPyle wrote: |
The actual address is for 'Gregs Takeaway', but with the wrong postcode. |
And Braggs, and Snappy Snaps.
Aerial View That's Birmingham Cathedral there. (Yes, it is tiny.) The arrow at the top points to B3 2EW, which is the quoted postcode. As you can see there's about four floors of office space there.
B3 2EW is number 27 Colmore Row, and has a huge number of offices findable on Google, whereas B3 2BS seems to apply to the rest of the odd addresses either side. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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