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 Not a Cat or a Dog Thread .. a Horse Thread !

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DarkKnight
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We've had cat and dog threads, let's get into the larger animals ... a horse thread !!

This is mine, Shralheekah ... a pure bred Arab.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

this is a horse

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

rumbero wrote:
this is a horse ...


Ahhh, that's not a horse. This is a horse!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This one is bigger

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bloody horses.
I worked as a groom when I was but a girl. (Working pupil for AI)
My injuries included 3 broken ribs (kick from an Arab) broken collar bone and fractured spine (riding a racehorse bare back. Lesson learnt.)
Broken Jaw (Kick from an Irish draft.)
I decided to just ride nice horses and had no accident at all for 13years, then moved to NZ, thought polocross looked a fantastic game. Got myself a horse, first national game, horse goes bolt upright and I fell on very hard ground, breaking my sacrum.(Pelvis holdy together bit)
I have now given up on bloody horses.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is a dog, and also a bed and breakfast:
http://www.dogbarkparkinn.com/

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So you have to go into the B&B via the dogs arse?
Nice.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope there are no cats here

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Riding a horse is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you calm them by blowing up their noses and whispering sweet nothings in their ear. You can then get in the saddle. Then hang on for grim death for ten minutes until the bugger throws you off. Oh, and never ever go bareback. You know it makes sense, Rodney.

[Edit] And don't forget to give them a Polo mint afterwards as a reward.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

DarkKnight wrote:
This is mine, Shralheekah ... a pure bred Arab.

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If a serios reply is ok Laughing Laughing

A lovely horse Very Happy
Ive had horses for many years and am now on the look out for a new one. Cant wait til I find just the right one Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One horse?!!! My motorbike is as good as 53 of them and doesn't shit all over the garage floor.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I used to own the buckskin mustang on the left. Gawd, I miss that damn horse. Sad

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Extremely jealous of both DK and Weasel! Razz

One of the highlights of my annual holidays to Cairo used to be my morning ride round Giza, and the once a holiday trek from Giza to Saqqara. The horses there are a very different ride to the ones I ride in the UK. I once had the very great honour (and it was made VERY plain to me that this is what it was!) of riding a stallion (and me a mere woman). Better, he was on the stud books, so they were trusting me with a very valuable piece of property. If I could have managed it, I would have ridden off into the sunset with him, but alas, I had to return him to his owner. As you can no doubt tell, I like horses. Even the mad one that once did it's bucking bronco best to get me off its back - didn't manage it tho! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

completely inappropriate, but........ Congrats on Eaterversary Remu!!!! happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd

oh yes, and horses are nice too Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What about this one....

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here`s my Lovely Horse Very Happy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vKqEU6jlNw

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Riding a horse is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you calm them by blowing up their noses

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