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Babs2007
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Mar 2007
Posts: 79
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:09 pm |
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I am new to baiting and am continually amazed at the sheer unmitigated NERVE of some of these lads.
Check this out:
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Thanks for your mail. Please get in touch with the lawyer in case he has not sent his own because I want the funds transferred before the week runs out.
Regards,
Rev. Joe M4yer. |
I think that you are going to get more delays than you ever expected due to that impertinent remark.
I've only delayed him about a month so far. I have never 'attempted' to send the money yet - I've kept him hanging on with my main character dying and him filling in forms to release money from the deceased's estate.
Now I'm ready to send the money - what delaying tactics do you recommend? I really want him to do v3rifys3c, but do you think that's too much too soon? Too ambitious?
I fear that if I just f*ck up the MCTN number it will just piss him off and he'll drop me. This has been my best bait so far and I want to milk it.
Any thoughts gratefully appreciated |
_________________ -How are you today? I hope you bouncing in the Lord? -Reverend Joe M4yer
-All the stress, embarrassments you have cause our account officer at the bank for trying to pick up the fund. The reference number is incorrect and he was almost detain by the bank security men for bring false reference number
- B0B P3ter |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:17 pm |
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Let's see.....you've had him going for a month.
Tell him that you don't feel like going to the bank today because you don't feel like it. Wait until Friday before you go to your bank.
Now when you get to the bank on Friday, something very strange is going to happen. The bank building will be surrounded by a large pack of snarling wild dogs who threaten, growl at, and bite anyone who tries to get near the bank building. In fact, it will be so bad, that it will take the entire day for the animal control officers to round up the snarling, wild dogs into a temporary enclosure that they had to build to house them in until the reinforcements could arrive.
By the time that the wild dogs have been rounded up, the bank will have closed, and will not open again for business until Monday.
Too bad! So sad!
EDITED TO ADD: I've used this modality before. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
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"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:36 pm |
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He wants it all done in a week? He's having a giraffe!
I started a new bait on a lad yesterday, who reckons we can get the transfer done in two days.
Let him stew for a few days without hearing from you. Start baiting a few new lads to take up the slack. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
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mike hunter
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Posts: 199
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:45 pm |
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You were called away on business as your brothers Yak is sick and you have to travel to Provo Ut to get the anti-venin because the Yak bit you and of course yak bites are poisonious.... |
_________________ - "so whats the meaning of what you are saying?Are you out of your mind?" - Mike Davies
- "You are much more aware of the harm this will exhibit to the United States economy if you do not comply to the law binding this" - Jack McDonald Internal Revenue Service
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:54 pm |
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You went to the wrong bank and by the time you realized your error, the correct one had closed.
Death in the family -- yours.
Bank needs anti-terrorism forms filled out first.
You need a lawyer to look over the deal -- time to create a lawyer! |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:11 pm |
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Hey Babs - the technique I used and still am using on my numer uno Lad is to have a third party keep interfering and blocking payment.
You gave me his number to abuse him, but as you say you want to keep him, I won't give him a killer kicking. I'll be the one stopping you from making payment and telling him to apologise to you. That way you can act like you are keen to make payment but an 'outside force' is blocking you.
Learning excuses, techniques, arguments, lies and surprises is probably half the skill. The more you know, the more you can select from to use in any given situation, or try something new. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:22 pm |
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I tried to pull money out of the bank the other day, got there and found a bunch of crime scene tape. Apparently, the bank had been robbed - third time this year.
The local law enforcement sometimes takes up to a week to process the crime scene.
No way to get my money out.
So sad.
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"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1] |
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hugh_ben_pond
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Mar 2007
Posts: 36
Location: Seattle
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:24 pm |
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lol...you mean you couldn't have chosen a new bank branch?
anyways, what sickness did you tell him your relative died from? maybe its a contagious one that everyone seems to be dropping from, soon your lad will be experiencing a chain of dying heirs and never getting passed his intended step...? |
_________________ "I know the answer and now I wish I didn't know" (annonymous)
"Shes a scaaaaam baiter, makes them work hard, makes them want more, more of her dough" (to Nelly Furtado's ManEater)
"Stopping scams one scum at a time" (me)
"i can not call or resive call from anybody becouse my breen is bad I can holy reith emails you can see my fotos attache" (idiot) |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:24 pm |
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Here is good excuse:
You went to the bank, it was robbed while you were there. You were one witness who is able to identify the criminal. The FBI has you under protective custody.
They will give you a new identity and will be relocated to another part of the country. The FBI has frozen your account and will give you a new one. |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
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Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
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LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Othello
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 194
Location: Somewhere, I'm sure
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:52 pm |
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lol I love it when they try to put deadlines for you. One of my baits (the sick one in my sig) was supposed to dies a month ago, but through some miracle of medicine, I'm still baiting her with the same character |
_________________ "mind how you use words on my goodself for you do not have the right or impetus to lavish words on a lawman"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? IN A SICK BED YOUR PASTOR IS GIVEN A SICK WOMAN CONDITION! A WOMAN THAT JUST HAVE THREE MOUTH TO LIVE?"
"JUST SEND THE FEES VIA WESTERN UNION LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON OR FORGET ABOUT YOUR WINNINGS YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH"
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:47 pm |
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Deadline for you?
You mean, if HE can't get the paperwork filled out quickly enough, right?
Lol. he should have just kept his mouth shut |
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