My lad wants in on the goat porn industry.....

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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:59 am

I will be wrapping up my bait with the lad and hope to have it published soon. However, I wanted to share this. I never expected this kind of response to my latest e-mail!

From me:

Quote:

T@ny,

Why the tempter? Can't we still be friends? I mean, just because this
business deal fell through doesn't mean we can try other things. How is
the goat porn industry in Nigeria? Now there is something we can work
together on - I like porn, and you like goats. I'm sure an arrangment
can be made.

Capt. E*dmund B*lackadder
1st R@yal Rump Infantry

His response:

Quote:

Mr E*dmund

You are not hornesty and sincere i am afraid to do anything with you anymore,

first what do you mean by goat porn, and how can you say i like goats?

Do you want to rear goats in nigeria? or do you want to have and investment in nigeria? i am confuse about what you mean,

i want to know what you are talking about if it interest me then we can work together, but you must be hornest.

Thank you
T@ny

Oh, I can be hornest. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:46 am

Sounds like typical lad, calling you a baiter while leaving a door open to scam you.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:49 am

Quote:

i like goats... Do you want to rear goats? ... we can work together ... you must be hornest

The lad sounds like he really enjoys goats. Tell him that when it comes to goats, you are the HORNEST one of them all. Then ask for pics Smile

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:43 am

I guess how much your lad likes goats depends on his meaning of the word "rear". Confused

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:56 am

You can only "rear" goats, can't you? I never heard of anyone trying to "front" one..... Cool

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:00 am

I think 'fronting' a goat could be a liability considering that they will pretty much eat anything...

Ask the lad if he has tips on sneaking up on goats from behind, and taking them by surprise...he sounds an expert on 'rearing'

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:44 pm

From me:

Quote:

Dear T@ny,

If you are interested in my proposal regarding goat porn, let me know.
I think we can work together, and make a good profit of it in your
country. I will send more details if you are interested in goat porn.

Thank you,

Capt. E*dmund B*lackadder
1st R@yal Rump I*nfantry

His response:

Quote:

Mr Ed*mund

What are the details let me know.

Thank you

T@ny Ma*rk

Any good suggestions on how I can...*cough*...erm....give the details of goat porn to my lad? Time for him to learn about the birds and the bees, and how they relate to goats.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:37 pm

Muauahaha, direct this lad to (link removed by friday3, please don't post those links here) Perhaps tell him that it's your site, work in a link to a goat-related thread (if you can hold your nose long enough to explore the forum to find one) and see how quickly this lad drops you like a hot potato with some choice last words.

Or even better, decides to work with you! Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:46 pm

OMG, no thanks. Shocked

I don't wanna know. Not gonna look. Shocked

~Covers her eyes and thinks of happy things~

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:48 pm

Spooky Tooth wrote:

Muauahaha, direct this lad to Perhaps tell him that it's your site, work in a link to a goat-related thread (if you can hold your nose long enough to explore the forum to find one) and see how quickly this lad drops you like a hot potato with some choice last words.

Or even better, decides to work with you! Twisted Evil

I think that site would scare off any mugu for life. I don't need to look to know it'll be horrific... Shocked

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:50 am

not to mention why would anyone want to scare off a lad who is interested in hearing more about goat porn...imagine the possibilities! Just please no videos Razz

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:54 pm

Let's get real for a moment. He obviously doesn't understand your emails. The lad thinks you want to raise(rear) goats. Anything else, and he will flake on you.

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:12 pm

What about the infamous goatsex.se or what was that site? Hugely gross. Very NSFW! Goat se .com? Goat.se? Disgusting! Exclamation

You know the site I mean.

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:03 pm

Ironman,

I know that he doesn't understand what I am talking about, but I can still word things in a way that will keep him confused, and hopefully produce some funny lines from him.

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maynard_g_krebbs wrote:

What about the infamous goatsex.se or what was that site? Hugely gross. Very NSFW! Goat se .com? Goat.se? Disgusting! Exclamation

You know the site I mean.

Yeah, I know the site. No, it's not any of those. Go to the QDB on bash.org, hit the random button a time or two, and you'll find the URL you are looking for.

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