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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:50 am |
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My dismissed barrister is still after his retainer fees.
I refused to pay.
He visited the "shrine" and had the "evil" spirits invade my soul.
I have been very helpful ever since.
After 1 WU, and 2 bank account transfers that got messed up...I chopped a MG receipt but the 4th attempt a payment has gone horribly wrong.
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Dear HXXXX,
I wonder why you reason as if i do not know my left or right . Please why did you sent the money to in Lome Togo? Please get it sent to Nigeria, Nigeria, Nigeria, Nigeria, Nigeria, Nigeria, Nigeria, Nigeria, Nigeria, Nigeria and let it be in NIGERIA! |
My Lad is now resorting to "subliminally" planting the correct info in my head via e-mail. He wants to know WHY?
Damn those evil spirits.... |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:09 pm |
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After I explained to my Lad that the spirits were instructed me to send the money to Togo I received this...
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YOU ARE A SHIT .DING
YOU NEVER KNEW WHAT YOU ARE DOING IDIOT TILL YOUR HEAD IS GROUNDED. TOMORROW THE NIGERIA GODS WILL BE TOLD TO SEEK WHITE PEOPLE TO EAT COS YOU PEOPLE HAS COUSED US PAINS CAPITALISING ON OUR ECONOMY MONKEY WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE . YOU WILL BE WHITE MEAT FOR THE GODS TO EAT. |
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_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:11 pm |
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He is using a typewriter? that's the end of line bell!
At least he's made a contribution to the siggy line fund. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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-C-
Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:26 pm |
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slowfreddie wrote: |
He is using a typewriter? that's the end of line bell! |
No I believe that's the noise produced when lad's brain switches to berserk mode and he starts uttering nonsense, all caps of course. |
_________________ x34, x16, x9+some
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:56 pm |
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Tell him you have no fear of his weak and petty magic.
Say that a strange Afro-Carribean lady came up to you in the street, spoke truths that no normal person would know and offered her services to you.
Your new friend is a hereditary Obeah woman, a powerful witch who knows both the old and the new magic.
Say that she has formed a shuman in the mugu's name and has called upon the four winds to carry forth a message to Sasabonsum, that the witch might take the mugu's shadow and place it in a box and nail it to the ceiba silk-cotton tree
Tell him, that the witch has threatened to cast spells daily to weaken the Mugu, until he becomes a rotting maggot infested living corpse, unless he mends his ways.
If he refuses, then first she will shrink his manhood, as it amuses her.
Mention that her Obeah magic is especially powerful on Good Friday. |
_________________ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:10 pm |
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MONKEY WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON |
How did he know I was going to do that?
He must be psychic. |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:14 pm |
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Thanks @raoul...
I replied with this...
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Just to be sure...
I have no fear of your weak and petty magic.
I have hired the services of a hereditary Obeah woman, a powerful witch who knows both the old and the new magic. She is from Haiti.
She has formed a Shuman in the name of John Ola and has called upon the four winds to carry forth a message to Sasabonsum. That message will take the shadow of John Ola and place it in a box and nail it to the ceiba silk-cotton tree.
My witch will cast spells daily to weaken John Ola, until he becomes a rotting maggot infested living corpse. At first she will shrink John Ola's manhood, as it amuses her.
Her Obeah magic is especially powerful on Easter Sunday.
This silly Ministry I work for pays me nothing. I transferred THE MINISTRY MONEY to Togo knowing that while your shadow is nailed to the ceiba silk-cotton tree, you will be unable to collect the $8,000 from Togo. The MG transfer will expire and the $8000 will be returned. I will tell the Ministry YOU COLLECTED THE MONEY. I will thus gain $8000 of Ministry money for myself and go on a shopping spree protected by my Obeah woman. |
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_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:22 pm |
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WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE |
Do they have Newcastle Brown ale, mushy peas and faggots (the English culinary meaning http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29) there ?
I know the feeling |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:21 pm |
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Ah, Brains Faggots..."you wished you tried them year's ago"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y136zBVjBg
Oh the hilarity as schoolboys, the length and breadth of the UK, re-arranged the words of this commercial when it aired in the 80's...
Well, we didn't have the internet... |
_________________ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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