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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:16 pm |
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I had to laugh at this one:
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I have $9.5 Million US dollars belonging to my late Father Mr Okoh Aziz,
who was held bondage by the Rebels during the crisis and was letter
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:23 pm |
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Hellbastard
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 381
Location: Outside the Western Union office, with a sniper rifle.
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:27 pm |
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The death of a thousand paper cuts, was it? 
Going off at a completely unrelated tangent, I love to mess with the letter "Z". It's so easily confused with the letter "S", especially when you're filling in those pesky Western Union forms. |
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:38 pm |
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I responded. I know lads never seem to read the first couple of emails, but I thought it was funny:
Your letter touched my heart. It must be extremely difficult typing on a computer given the method that your father was killed. I would imagine it brings great pain and tears to your eyes with every key that you type. |
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"we tried The Number you gave to us and it keep on Ringing and After a while it started Ringing ina Suprise way." - N1kk D0ugla5
"I don't want you to be faster than your shoes." - 1brah1m Qvattara |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:49 pm |
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Hehe. Just brought a smile to my face. |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:00 pm |
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| Killed in bondage by the alphabet? |
Were the letters that killed him B, D, S, and M, by any chance? |
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:58 pm |
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He should have just minded his Ps and Qs.
At least he has his format down to a T.
Stung by a B?
O G, I C!
R U DOA?
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:28 pm |
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Did they drown him in a bath full Alphabeti Spaghetti?  |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:01 pm |
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I hope this Lad won't be the 1 2 4 C the trouble you'll cause... May he come to curse the letters MG and WU. Just a thought; use a lot of abbreviations like IMO, IIRC, and AFAIK. |
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MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
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