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 Killed in bondage by the alphabet?

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Bungo Pony
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had to laugh at this one:
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I have $9.5 Million US dollars belonging to my late Father Mr Okoh Aziz,
who was held bondage by the Rebels during the crisis and was letter
killed.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't mess with the letter "Z"!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The death of a thousand paper cuts, was it? Laughing

Going off at a completely unrelated tangent, I love to mess with the letter "Z". It's so easily confused with the letter "S", especially when you're filling in those pesky Western Union forms.
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Bungo Pony
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I responded. I know lads never seem to read the first couple of emails, but I thought it was funny:

Your letter touched my heart. It must be extremely difficult typing on a computer given the method that your father was killed. I would imagine it brings great pain and tears to your eyes with every key that you type.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hehe. Just brought a smile to my face.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Killed in bondage by the alphabet?


Were the letters that killed him B, D, S, and M, by any chance?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He should have just minded his Ps and Qs.

At least he has his format down to a T.

Stung by a B?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Did they drown him in a bath full Alphabeti Spaghetti? Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope this Lad won't be the 1 2 4 C the trouble you'll cause... May he come to curse the letters MG and WU. Just a thought; use a lot of abbreviations like IMO, IIRC, and AFAIK.

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