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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad sent me this :
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The Bible says in the book of: COL 3:25 Anyone who does wrong will be repaid for his wrong, and there is
no favoritism.


I've heard of the Corrintheans, but Col? I used to know a Colin Jepson once, he was a crap kisser...

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Colossians 3:25

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Did they build stuff?

Oh...hang on, I'm thinking of colosseums....

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Epistle to the Colossians is a book of the Bible New Testament. Although its authorship is disputed, the book takes the form of a letter from Paul to the church in Colossae.
Ostensibly it was written by Paul at Rome during his first imprisonment there (Acts 28:16, 30), probably in the spring of AD 57, or, as some scholars think, 62, and soon after he had written his Epistle to Ephesians.
Like some of his other epistles (e.g., those to Corinth), this seems to have been written in consequence of information which had been conveyed to him of the internal state of the church there by Epaphras(1:4-8 ). Its object was to counteract false teaching. A large part of it is directed against certain speculatists who attempted to combine the doctrines of Eastern mysticism and asceticism with Christianity, thereby promising believers enjoyment of a higher spiritual life and a deeper insight into the world of spirits. Paul argues against such teaching, showing that in Christ they had all things. He sets forth the majesty of his redemption. The mention of the "new moon" and "sabbath days" (2:16) shows that Gnostic ascetics were judging the body of Christ for "eating and drinking" and observing the "feasts, New Moons, and Sabbaths." In response, Paul commands the saints to "let no one judge you...but the body of Christ," i.e. the Church itself, which was observing these biblical holy days (Matt. 5:17-19; Rom. 3:31). Paul focuses much of his epistle to the Colossians in combating the teachings of the early Gnostic sects, particularly ascetics (see Col. 2:4-23).

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Did you cut and paste that, or are you like...erm...really good at this stuff coz I'm in awe Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

from the gospel of Wikipedia chapter eight-hundred and fifty million, verse three

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"The Epistle to the Colossians is a book of the Bible New Testament. Although its authorship is disputed, the book takes the form of a letter from Paul to the church in Colossae.... etc"


Although that's not to say that he wasn't the original author.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Its Ned Flanders in disguise!!!

"I do everything the bible tells me, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff"

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

you can also look up this passage on biblegateway.com; it'll allow you to access different versions of this passage as well (aka, King James version, etc etc etc )

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=col%203:25;&version=64;

Kols 3:25 (Haitian Creole Version)
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reprob8 4:19

"Let there by opiates for conversion into industrial strength pain killers".

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In a mini-thread jack here's my favorite for the site. Its from MATT.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth.

If that's alright with the rest of you.

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"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Quoting bits of the bible the lad sent you in the context of a bait is fine. Anything that approaches religious comment or proselytizing is not.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:


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I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

Homer J Simpson


You're onto a right winner with that prayer mate! I'm going to run with this one:

"Dear lord - if it's OK for me to upgrade my internet connection so I can download gigabytes of porn, please give me absolutely no sign.

amen"

Oh and eight - I think it's suposed to be a yellow card. Unless Cropper is a racing car, in which case you just told him to slow down. actually forget everything I just said - a yellow flag could have been waved by a lines man indicating an error in play such as a ball out of play or an off side infringement.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's enough.

A searchable index of bible quotes can be found here:
http://www.worldofquotes.com/author/Bible/1/

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