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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:39 pm |
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O Dear... I just drained my lovy lad out of his net cafe time. I was chatting with my lovy lad on Yahoo Messenger from 10 AM to 2:30 PM. Most of it is straight out love bait. I'm priming him up for a safari, so I must play it straight.
Everytime he goes silent for more than 10 secs, I BUZZ the hell out of him. I bet he's annoyed Kept him active with me all the time.
Some of the convo:
me: is the caber cafe free?
mugu: no
mugu: u have to pay
me: i see. how much does it cost you?
mugu: 1 hour is 100 - 120 naira
me: is a cyber cafe very profitable?
mugu: yes
mugu: is profitable here in nigeria
a few hours and bunch of pointless love chats later,
mugu: pls. my computer will go off now
mugu: i will be waiting for your call
me: dream about me ok!
mugu: ok
mugu: i will be back
me: when?
mugu: in some hours
mugu: ok
mugu: wait 4 me
It's 10:33 PM in Africa... he's becoming a vampire. Sucking out green blood and staying up at night. |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
x14
Last edited by Anti-419 on Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:14 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:45 pm |
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I can fully appreciate that modality, good work.... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:59 pm |
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^ thanks. It's all part of the job.
It looks like my lovy lad is back. he bought more usage time. Time to see if I can keep him past 12 midnight (nigerian time)
This is wrong...
mugu: mummy am back
I'm supposed to be his freaken fiancee. |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:37 am |
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^^^^
Yeah, mummy bits are really wrong...
See how many incustulicious references you can train him to call you! You might need to throw up a bit, but just imagine if he tries them on someone else! |
_________________ ( x8 ) This is fun!
please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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the_bob1
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Aug 2005
Posts: 3
Location: California
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Posted:
Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:20 am |
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100 Nigerian Naira= $0.81
120 Nigerian Naira= $0.97
They must charge extra during peak hours. |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:19 pm |
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Yahoo Messenger from 10 AM to 2:30 PM. |
@419....you have to be a SAINT!!!
I've had lads on Y Mess from time to time and I simply cannot straight bait for more than about 5 mins!!! I need to throw some curve and knuckle balls into the conversation or I simply die of boredom.
Great work!!! |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:30 pm |
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^^^
Thanks... but I'm no saint
It's easy when you have one horny lad all primed up. Thanks to help of mrsbean, this lad will do anything for my character...
Round 2 begins at 12:00 PM Pacfic... it's like 8:30 PM in Nigeria right now.
My lovy lad is on again. I'll see if I can keep him active for another 4 hours or so.
EDIT: Drats... my lad is broke already?!?! 30 minute session is lame...
mugu: i don't have much money with
mugu: my time is about to go off
me: can you ask the cyber cafe owner to let you stay longer?
mugu: u are the type of woman i want in my life, Thank God for given me a woman like u
mugu: i will stay more 30 mins Yay! That's what I want to hear!
mugu: is good by u?
Ended at 1:40 PM (Pacific)... so a hour + 40 min chat is better than nothing. Towards the end, I asked him to wait for me for about 15 mins.
mugu: mummy were are u
mugu: tlak to me my time in cyber cafe is about to off |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
x14 |
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Othello
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 194
Location: Somewhere, I'm sure
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:04 pm |
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anti you gold digger
He's flat broke |
_________________ "mind how you use words on my goodself for you do not have the right or impetus to lavish words on a lawman"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? IN A SICK BED YOUR PASTOR IS GIVEN A SICK WOMAN CONDITION! A WOMAN THAT JUST HAVE THREE MOUTH TO LIVE?"
"JUST SEND THE FEES VIA WESTERN UNION LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON OR FORGET ABOUT YOUR WINNINGS YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH"
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:05 pm |
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^^^I tell you something, having a mugu as "friend" can be extremely useful....
If you care to PM me I'll explain a new modality that I am just about to unwrap...... But I want to keep it quiet until it bears fruit. |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:17 pm |
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LOL! I just taught my lad how to play games on Yahoo Messenger. He's having a blast... Little does my lovy lad know that his cafe ticker is counting to zero.
I just spent 5 hours on yahoo chat playing yahoo games with my lad. It's funny to talk smack to my lads and get away with it. It's all in the love of the game.
I think he's addicted to the game now. That should keep his paws away from his vics. |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
x14 |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Posted:
Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:23 pm |
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Is that what it is referred as double trouble for the lad |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:52 am |
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Great job Anti- Now can you parallel process more than one lad? Buzz the hell out of them if they don't respond instantly and still ignore them when you are posting to the other? |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:10 am |
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--> A-419
Way to go boss. Just love it
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