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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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| I have decided to compensate you with the sum of $650.000.00 (Three Hundred And Fifty Thousand US Dollars) |
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 Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:23 am |
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Maybe the Lad left out the bit where he took his cut of the compensation. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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up_and_under
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 621
Location: At your local Fruit & Vegetable stand
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:38 am |
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Never mind their mathematics skills, none of them can spell.  |
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"the truth, that the Kangaroo carry the cubs in a bag?" - Sounds like weird game of animal golf!
"I want to speak you hot pleasant favourite words, a hedgehog more than what exactly is sure you which that person I searched."
"You the most vile person in which my life I only knew! You played with me!!! "
  x lost count  x too many x 2
When your finished playing with them, make sure you post all the info on a public website
http://www.romancescam.com/forum/index.php for all romance scams |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:06 am |
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And technically the apparent DOT renders it to $650.00 USD. So what is YOUR cut of the action?--a month of cable-tv bills? |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:03 am |
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^^^The lads don't know where the comma key is, hence the dots.
I assume you didn't point out his crap math Eliza? |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:25 am |
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^^^Hi Tommo again,
Yeah, I 'got it' as you probably surmised. Always makes me larf when the lads screw-up big time on the key numbers involved in instant-riches. I've seen them divide up the fortune 110%, as you no doubt have too... DOH!!
cheerz---jervis |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:56 am |
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The Lad faults are many and varied.
They kan't speel, their syntax are wrong, their punctuation is, erratic, and they don't use the space key enough,especially after commas,the shift key is not a lad concept, and i should know (we all should).
And don't get me started on run-on sentences...
On a more serious note - has anyone noted the use by some Lads of this quirk:
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Ok I understood you, sorry I never meant to hurt you ok.
Is just am afraid to lose this fund, and am very careful in what ever am doing regards to this and that is why am always sure to be on save side ok...
[J]ust rquest for the bank swift code and he or she shall know that you are expecting money in your bank ok.
Get the swift code from your bank and send to Barclays bank ok.
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:01 am |
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Just doesn't add up,OK I'd bargain with him and tell him $250000 is as low as you'll go |
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IF IT IS TRUE YOU ARE WRITING AND PAYING TO WHO I DONT KNOW I MUST MAKE SURE I CUT YOUR THROAT,ARE YOU STUPID?CANT YOU READ?IS THAT MY EMAIL?ARE YOU CRAZY?ARE YOU MAD?ARE YOU AN IMBECILE?YOU PAYED TO HIM AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU PAYED HIM MONEY,IS THAT MY EMAIL?FUCK YOUR WIFE AND SCREEW YOUR KIDS,IDIOT AND HOPLESS HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU.DIE AND ROT IN HELL
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Accra to Tamale with Professor so/so
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:42 pm |
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Yes, beware of the hidden menace of lad phonetic writing skills.
My funniest example was when my female model mentioned a photo shoot on the beach and he sent me back pictures of his beaches - pictures of his girls.
When I cottoned on that he also thought Ludmilla was a guy I was totally flummoxed. I am ashamed to say it was a curve ball I dropped, which I still regret. He could have been great fun. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x 3 x  168 X 
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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BarneyGumble
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Mar 2007
Posts: 73
Location: Halfway between Moe's and the Duff Brewery
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:58 pm |
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I recently received the following from the third largest gold producer in Africa.
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| Your points have been well noticed. You needed 250 grams which is equivalent to 2 KG because 1 KG is 126 grams I hope you know that. So the price of 250 grams is $32,000USD. |
I realize that the metric system is damned tricky but I'm prepared to accept the extra 2 grams that he's prepared to give me for free. However the price is totally unacceptable so some hard negotiations are needed. |
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I was really embarass and nearly arested at the offices of the western union.
YOU AND MR.MAX PAYNE ARE BIG FAT FOOL BUM HOLE ASS SHIT HEAD AND MR.MAX PAYNE
YOU MONKEYS SUCK FOOL
bastard idiote
also aware that this is not fraud as others do
MAY GOD PURNISH YOU ANIMAL |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:04 pm |
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Gomer: I just killed off a main baiting character - Mick Taylor - and started afresh with his daughter, .
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all the best you the son will benefit from it
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I'm not the son, I'm the daughter. Not even my father would have been cruel enough to call a boy "Camille".
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Note; before this is over I want the Lad to wish he'd actually met Mick Taylor - the sadistic killer from that godawful DTM Wolf Creek. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:13 am |
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^^^Hi again yastreb--
That's funny, because when I see the name 'Mick Taylor' I instantly think of rock & roll..A millionaire in his own right.
cheerz--jervis |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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