The sweetest sound a mugu can make

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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:50 am

Is the one he'll make after he opens my email in the morning.

Background:
I need to contact the barrister.

I email and say I am going on vacation and will be gone for 5 days.
5 days later I come home and "begin to read my email"

I email this guy and tell him I didn't need to contact his barrister - because another Barrister already contacted me.

He emails back today and says to not trust this other barrister (a guy I totally made up)

I respond...

Quote:

Hi,

It's in the afternoon where I live right now. If you call me in the morning your time, I'll probably be asleep, and I turn my phone off when I'm sleeping. Since I'm so busy, it is very important that I am not bothered when I sleep. Can we make a time to chat on the phone? Do you know the time difference between Central time in the US and the time where you are? I know there are 6 hours difference in this time and London. So, tomorrow morning I'll be extremely busy in some meetings. I'll be home around 6:30 (or 12:30 a.m. London time) I'll be available after about 10 p.m. London time on Friday. I have meetings in the morning, but Friday afternoon I am free.

I already responded to Nelson. He's a very nice man. He has been telling me that he contacted me because he heard I needed help transferring some funds. I thought he meant that he was your friend????? Is he not? If not, you should meet him. He's a very nice guy, and I've talked to him on the phone several times. He's from Nigeria, and he says that the people there are hurting. His mom also has cancer and is in bad health. She's going to be having a surgery soon, and his business has been bad. My father sent him $25,000 to help his mother with her surgery. So, please keep her in your prayers. I feel really sorry for them. He is such a nice guy. We've talked for a long time on the phone, and I've seen pictures of his family. He has the cutest kids. I hope to actually fly there and meet him soon. He's become like a family member to me - like a brother.

I hope all is well at your house and your trip was a safe one.

Your friend,

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:13 am

oooooooooo thats gonna be one sore mugu Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:26 am

yeah and just wait for him to call me tomorrow afternoon - LOL - I'll post the convo. I'll sound so sweet and stupid. LOL

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:36 am

this should be a good one Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:58 am

I think the sound is a sort of :
gnnnnnghngnnnnnnnkkkkk!!!!!!!
That's the noise he'll be making when he reads your message.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:18 am

A sound ? hummm

I think he will be crying on the phone begging you to help him.
I love your letter Laughing

very original

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:08 am

slowfreddie wrote:

I think the sound is a sort of :
gnnnnnghngnnnnnnnkkkkk!!!!!!!
That's the noise he'll be making when he reads your message.

lol, is that the sound of choking from shock?

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:22 am

^^ No, that one is frustration.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

I'm guessing something along the lines of:

Quote:

Re: DO THIS IMMEDIATELY

Dear ________,

I must say i was very surpised by your email. Do you think we are playing some srot of game? You must now pay attention very well ok and not be loored into some paying to this Nelson who is a theif. Only respond to my barrister who will be contacting you very soon and then you can give him what he needs for this is not childs play and you have to remember this at all times. If your father has sent this money then all i can tell you is that it is gone now as i do not know any Nelson or what he is up to but i can assure you that it is not for your intersrts.

Again,do not lissen to this nelson theif and only do what my barriser will tell you. Call me soonest at 234xxxxxxxxx.

in Jesus name

____________

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:35 pm

^^^Wow, that was good, and familiar. I think I might be baiting you.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:42 pm

@JMR: Don't forget:

Quote:

This man is trying to doop you.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:54 pm

For the sweetest sound a Lad can make...

[1] There's the furious threats by the Lads who got suckered to Glasgow by Shiver ("@#% YOU! @#$% YOU, BASTARD!")

[2] There's the one Persephone panicked ("Give me back the phone please!")

[3] Finally - can't recall who this was - the Crying Lad ("Daddy I don't know him!")

Eliza - oh to be there when he read your letter...

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:26 pm

He hasn't told me that Nelson is a crook. He said to not tell him anything about the transaction. And he's emailed me many times telling me to contact the correct barrister. LOL And NOW the correct barrister has emailed me saying that he's the correct barrister....etc.

Frantic flow of lad emails this morning. I asked them to call me. I want to be able to speak to them so that I can figure out what's going on.

LOL

I just love skype!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 79

Has your fake barrister contacted the lad or is it better to keep them separate?

Great job!

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:36 am

Well, this is going to get good.

"I" am "N3lson" and this other guy named 1m0h is a scammer that another baiter (mc) has been in contact with. So, mc has arranged where 1moh will be at a certain place. Now I'm going to try to get my lad to go visit him to meet him. LOL

My lad's in a bit of a panic about me talking to N3lson and 1moh and I'm giving him N3lson's email address - not 1moh's since "I" am N3lson. So, I plan to give him some crap in email as N3lson. And then I hope that he'll show up to meet 1moh.

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