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 Lad needs money to "reduce liquidity in my body"

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Bucky
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Been baiting this lad for almost a year. Somehow the "I-need-money-to-run-an-orphanage" has morphed into a need for money to pay for various and sundry surgeries.

The latest:

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I need $10,000 for initail operation to reduce liquidity in my body, as of now I do not urinate anymore, so without aid I cannot remove the liquid in my body system, I will need to be removing the water level in my body through operation until I have my kidney replaced.

Now you will understand my situation, i take water without passing it out, it has make all my legs swollen with water, from my waist down.

Let me know what you can do, ...


Ah, the baiting possibilities are truly endless....

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think if he drills some holes in the bottom of the feet, he can drain some of that water off.

It worked in the cartoons anyway. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I'd need more detail before I'd even consider sending any moeny... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just needs a tap on the head.



sorry. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
it has make all my legs swollen with water, from my waist down.


Science question!

How many legs does the nigerians have counting the ones waist down and the others above?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's taking the piss....
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just when you think you have heard it all.
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Kryall
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Naturally, you'll require photographic proof of his bloated appendages from the waist down (preferably nude). So many people try to commit health insurance fraud these days, so you'll need to see pics for medical documentation purposes.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Proof that his father mated with a camel perhaps ?

I think you need to get him to fill out a medical questionnaire - something with a nice fancy header and asking the appropriate questions about his misfunctioning todger. It may be he is just overdoing the self-abuse.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OMG, can i please, please, please have a piece of this mugu? Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am pretty sure that you can expect to be sent a copy of that picture of the black man with Elephantitis that went around the inboxes a couple of years ago on his reply to you, claiming that this is his sad disability. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Switch to Tequila. That water is bad for you.

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joanekaf
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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OMG, can i please, please, please have a piece of this mugu?


I think you could take one of his legs. He has too many Smile

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nobody3
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I think you could take one of his legs. He has too many


please dont pull this mugus legs! RIP them APART!
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thud419
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The best dehydrating agent I know of is concentrated sulphuric acid, but I don't know if he should drink it or bathe the affected areas in it.

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