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Storm_Shadowhand
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
Posts: 33
Location: Gilead, Mid-World
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:56 am |
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I have noticed one very funny similarity between all so-called lawyers that I have been asked to contact thus far. Both my brother and I are amateur at this, though we are leading on a few lads at a time. I have three that I am working with; each one of them has a lawyer whose first name is Barrister. Meanwhile, one of my brother's lads has the first name of Barrister, and the same goes for one of his lads' first names.
Now, this can be one of two things: either women who have sons have an imagination deficiancy, or (dun Dun DUN!!) They have a cloning device!  Since we know it is not the former... they "must" all be clones! Now, if only we were dumb enough to believe that! However, it does make for a great deal of hillarity! |
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DrWho
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 5486
Location: Where ever I go, there I am
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:09 am |
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I'm sure you know that "Barrister" is a title for a lawyer who can practice law in a court room in the British system of law. |
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"i am not a terrorist.send the shit stuff and let me get it fillied."
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Storm_Shadowhand
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
Posts: 33
Location: Gilead, Mid-World
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:20 pm |
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*Face turns red* Now I feel like an idiot... I had no idea that it was a title and not a name; I'm just an ignorant American here  |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:21 pm |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:27 pm |
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Quick S_S -- change the contents of your original post and your follow-up to make it look like DrWho has totally lost it (not hard to do really). Make your posts about sunflowers and Pop-Tarts -- it's your only way out. 
Barrister JMRazor
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:33 pm |
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Dr Who is busy, he's back on telly this weekend. |
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Goldry Bluszco
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Joined: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 362
Location: With Prospero
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:51 pm |
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Dr Who sucks.
{EDIT} The British one on the TV.... I'm sure our Mod never sucks anything. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:21 pm |
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I recall a colleague at the Defence Department some years ago who looked at a list of Army Warrant Officers (whose rank was abbreviated) and asked, "How come they're all called Woff?"
I had to do a quick explanation about abbreviations - pity, maybe I could have spun a yarn about compulsory name changes upon enlisting, though it wouldn't have lasted... |
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Yochanon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Aug 2004
Posts: 16
Location: TN
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:56 pm |
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Woff is still better than 'Major Major Major Major' <walks away whistling innocently> |
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Dott. Giascopato
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Sep 2005
Posts: 1174
Location: Germany
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:42 am |
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Some years ago I dictated a letter to "Mr. Bishop at the court's office" and the young lady who had to type it addressed the letter:
"To the Bishop of the court's office"
Highlights of business! |
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Dott. Giascopato
non importunare.
Some from:                x7
Failure to complies with this order require a severe act by the mets and
purnishment by law. (The Metropolitan Police)
fork off.. ([email protected]) |
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RedGadge
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 41
Location: Oop North
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:02 pm |
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| I'm sure you know that "Barrister" is a title for a lawyer who can practice law in a court room in the British system of law. |
Yes not only are English lawyers the most expensive in the world but get this. Only a barrister can represent you in court, but he (or she) will not be briefed by a mere muggle such as you or I ... he can only be briefed by a solicitor (the general practice type of lawyer). So you have to employ at least two lawyers. You talk to the solicitor and the solicitor will pass on your message to the barrister.
The lads scams are quite really small beer compared to this mallarkey  |
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you never sent any money ,as i went to western union moneytransfer office,and their was no transaction
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