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Ediyacht Ketcher
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This bloke mentions God, Christ and other such thing + he quotes the bible around 35 times... thats got to be some type of record surely.

I don't know if the bible quotes of accurate or not.

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Dear Beloved in Christ,
It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, knowing the truth and the
truth have set me free. Having known the truth, I had no choice than to do
what is lawful and right in the sight of God for
eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of Godīs mercy and glory
upon my life.I have the pleasure to share my testimony with you, having
seen your contact from the Internet. I am Barrister R****t N***i, the legal
adviser to late Mr. and Mrs. D***d S***h, a British couple that lived in my
Country Nigeria for 25 years before they both died in the plane crash late
last year. These couples were good Christians, they so dedicated to God
but they had no child till they died. Throughout their stay in my country,
they acquired a lot of properties like lands, house properties, etc.As their
legal adviser, before their death, the husband Mr. D***d S***h instructed
me to write his WILL.
Because they had no child, they dedicated their wealth to God.
According to the WILL, the properties have to be sold and the money be
given out to a ministry for the work of God.
As their legal adviser, all the documents for the properties were in
my care. He gave me the authority to sell the properties and give out the
fund to the Ministries for the work of God.
In short, after their death, I sold all the properties as instructed and I was
able to realized $2,000,000.00 (tWO million
US dollars). Instead of giving the fund out for the work of God as
instructed by the owner before his death, I converted the fund to myself
with the intention of investing the fund abroad
for my personal use. I was afraid of putting the fund in the Bank, because I
have to give account to the bank on
how I got the money. I then packaged the fund in consignments and
deposited the consignments with a security company. I did not want the
management of the Security Company to know the content of the
consignments, therefore I registered the content of the consignments as
Gold Bars. Now, the security company believes that what I deposited with
them was Gold Bars. I had encounter with Christ when
Pastor Benny Hinn was preaching on television concerning Ananias and
Saphira in Acts 5:1-11. After hearing the word of God, I gave my life to
Christ and became a born again Christian. As a born again Christian, I
started reading my bible and one day, the Lord opened my eyes to Ezekiel
33: 18 and 19 where the word of God says: "When the righteous truth from
his righteousness, and committee iniquity, he shall even die thereby. But if
the wicked turn from his wickedness, and do that which is lawful and
right, he shall live thereby". From the scripture, I discovered that the only
way I could have peace in my life is to do what is lawful and right by
giving out the fund as instructed for the work of God by the owner before
his death.I have asked God for forgiveness and I know that God have
forgiven me. But I have to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God by
giving out the fund to the chosen ministry for the purpose of God's wok as
instructed by the owner before his death.After my fasting and prayers, I
asked God to make his choice and direct me to a honest Christian or the
chosen ministry that deserves this fund by his Grace. I then came across
your address on the Internet as I was browsing through a Christian site,
and as a matter of fact, it is not only you or your ministry that I picked on
the Christian site initially, but after my fervent prayer over it, then you
were nominated to me through divine revelation from God, so these are
how I received such a divine revelation from the Lord, how I got your
contact information, and I then decided to contact you for the fund to be
used wisely for things that will glorify the name of God.I have notified the
Security Company where I deposited the consignments that contained the
fund, that I am moving the consignment abroad and the security company
has since been waiting for my authority for the consignment to leave my
country and move to abroad.So if you know that you will use this fund
honestly for things that will glorify God's name, then do urgently contact
me and the details will be given to you on how you will be able to receive
the fund in your country through the security company.You should also
forward to me your contact address, telephone and fax number for easy
communication .Your prompt response will be highly appreciated.
Yours in Christ.
Barrister R***t N***i


He certainly knows how to preach

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Had the same problem wth Who did the same. Most likely a cut and paste job, if it is the same person you are in for a lot more of it.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You should reply and ask him what bible he's using.

Tell him there was more action and less preaching in the one you have.

And naked pictures.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well my email address which I recieved this through refers to me as a pastor... so time to make up a religion i think... naked pictures eh.... hmmm, am sure i could fit them in my bible somewhere.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him you're an Atheist and object to Biblical quotes.
If he is a big enough member of the God Squad it might just send him off on a rant Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't, my email address is Pastor.****@********.com so if he's just about smart enough to tie his own shoe laces he might just notice. I might try that from another email account tho. Could be fun. For now tho i think i'll create a religin that refers to christ a drunken pig who had a drugs problem and a rather large illegitimate family. I might also call his mother a slut or somethin along tho's lines (no offence intended to any bible bashers out there, its all in the name of baiting).

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Enter into an ecclesiastical debate and tell him to send you those full Bible quotes in full from the King James version, the Good News version, the Revised Stardard version and any others you can Google and ask him for analysis and interpretation of them all.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I had encounter with Christ when Pastor Benny Hinn was preaching on television


A scammer claiming to have 'seen the light' thanks to a 'faith-healing' fraud - the irony is truly overwhelming.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe i'll claim to be the reincarnation of christ and order him as my puny minion to do my bidding "enter evil laugh" and see what he says to that, if anything.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You are so ready for those:
Evil Bible quotes - to make your pet question his faith
Principle Lectures - when you don't bother to write a lengthy letter
Prayers - I just usually add one at the end of e-mail.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice one... cheers BarneyG... those will come in useful.

BTW... Hows Homer and his family.... bart still getting into trouble?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor of an atheist religion. won't that throw him for a loop Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I certainly hope so Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Instead of giving the fund out for the work of God as
instructed by the owner before his death, I converted the fund to myself


Jim Baker would be damn proud of your Lad.... Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

llamedos wrote:

http://members.419eater.com/~llamedos/Losing_My_Religion.pdf
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

haha...well that was an interesting read... am surprised he stayed in contact with you as long as he did... gave me a few ideas tho

cheers

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