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 Sort of funny, in a strange way... considering lads' lawyers

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Storm_Shadowhand
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have noticed one very funny similarity between all so-called lawyers that I have been asked to contact thus far. Both my brother and I are amateur at this, though we are leading on a few lads at a time. I have three that I am working with; each one of them has a lawyer whose first name is Barrister. Meanwhile, one of my brother's lads has the first name of Barrister, and the same goes for one of his lads' first names.

Now, this can be one of two things: either women who have sons have an imagination deficiancy, or (dun Dun DUN!!) They have a cloning device! Very Happy Since we know it is not the former... they "must" all be clones! Now, if only we were dumb enough to believe that! However, it does make for a great deal of hillarity! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sure you know that "Barrister" is a title for a lawyer who can practice law in a court room in the British system of law.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*Face turns red* Now I feel like an idiot... I had no idea that it was a title and not a name; I'm just an ignorant American here Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You may wanna go check Solicitor as well... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solicitor

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quick S_S -- change the contents of your original post and your follow-up to make it look like DrWho has totally lost it (not hard to do really). Make your posts about sunflowers and Pop-Tarts -- it's your only way out. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr Who is busy, he's back on telly this weekend.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr Who sucks.

{EDIT} The British one on the TV.... I'm sure our Mod never sucks anything.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I recall a colleague at the Defence Department some years ago who looked at a list of Army Warrant Officers (whose rank was abbreviated) and asked, "How come they're all called Woff?"

I had to do a quick explanation about abbreviations - pity, maybe I could have spun a yarn about compulsory name changes upon enlisting, though it wouldn't have lasted...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Woff is still better than 'Major Major Major Major' <walks away whistling innocently>

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Some years ago I dictated a letter to "Mr. Bishop at the court's office" and the young lady who had to type it addressed the letter:

"To the Bishop of the court's office"

Highlights of business!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

DrWho wrote:
I'm sure you know that "Barrister" is a title for a lawyer who can practice law in a court room in the British system of law.


Yes not only are English lawyers the most expensive in the world but get this. Only a barrister can represent you in court, but he (or she) will not be briefed by a mere muggle such as you or I ... he can only be briefed by a solicitor (the general practice type of lawyer). So you have to employ at least two lawyers. You talk to the solicitor and the solicitor will pass on your message to the barrister.

The lads scams are quite really small beer compared to this mallarkey Evil or Very Mad

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