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BlueTiger
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2005
Posts: 442
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:22 am |
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Just got this one from a lad:
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..... Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem.
The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or ..... |
Sooo... make up your mind... do you have some kind of cancer or a "stroke sickness" hahahahahahhaha |
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:28 am |
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I bet having a perpetual stroke sucks... a lot of lads seem to get those with their cancers. Yet somehow they still have the strength to do business - it's truly inspirational. |
_________________ I was mad with the deceit and conning of the Bello of a man. - Mens4h K0fi |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:45 am |
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The cancer/stroke dying lads generally have '3 months left to live', as you know.
I baited one for 4 months and casually threw in "Aren't you supposed to be dead by now"? Really pissed him off. |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:34 am |
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I have a Lad who was supposed to die in 2 weeks seven months ago.
I keep telling her/him that I cannot claim the money until he/she dies.
Just 2 weeks ago I asked about his/her impending death...
I got this...
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i told what the doctor told me aelier when i was admitted but human beign mind not been that of GOD i survived but if i may say it is then mean you where praying for my death so that you can seat on my money if earlier the money was sent to you. |
So my Lad is afraid that I will "seat" on his/her share after death.
We are at a stalemate I guess.... |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:17 pm |
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hi asiaguy--
The nerve of him/shim!! How can you possibly distribute her/his millions to charity--as she-he wants you to do--if he-she is screwing up the whole thing by remaining alive? If nothing else, as a parting shot tell him/shim that for society and needy charities to gain and prosper he/she is worth more dead than alive.
[tried to be gender-neutral]
cheerz--jervis |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:27 pm |
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The whole "Cancer + stroke" is a classic piece of Lad boilerplate.
I've baited cancer Lads twice, but I found it too depressing to go on with. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:30 pm |
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if she is screwing up the whole thing by remaining alive |
My lad is definitely a NUMPTY @jervis.
She has the "dead guy, collect the estate" modality mixed in with the dying cancer victim modality.
Rather than educate her, I simply wait for her e-mails then respond with...
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Die bitch...so I can claim the funds for my charitable organization. |
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_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:45 pm |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:53 pm |
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@BlueTiger - that wouldn't be L@dy P3ggy M0rrison would it? |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:09 am |
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Hi yastreb--
Yeah, most of the medical-stuff scams--especially the real pond-scum who send pix-- could gag a maggot.
That's why I always strive to get the lads off-topic and in my clutches as fast as possible.
Added my siggy on below--thanx mods--and Shiver---my hat is off to you. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:59 am |
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The Lads do not know the difference between a brain stroke and a bicycle spoke. Extrapolate from there with other ailments, especially "'Escofojeal' Cancer", the one they love to die from, within a month or so as directed by thier "Doctor". |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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