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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:54 pm |
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(Sung to the tune of My Way)
And now, the cash is here
And so I face the Western Union
My friend, I'll say it clear
I've got the code, of which your certain
I've lived a life that's full
I travelled each and ev'ry highway
And more, much more than this, I did it your way
Safaris, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what you made me do and saw it through without comprehension
You planned each charted course, each tattoo along the biceps
And more, much more than this, I did it your way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit at rough words from you
But through it all, when there was doubt
You made the forms, i filled them out
I fell for it all and I fell flat and did it your way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
My aunt was ill, and now shes died
And now, as tears subside, you find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And made me look such a prat,
"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it your way"
For what is a man, what has he got?
If it�s me, then not a lot
To say the things I truly feel and not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows and did it your way!
[instrumental]
Yes, it was your way
<edit 1 +Bombardiers bit>(see below)
<edit 2 +The Auntie line> |
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Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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Last edited by Inspector Gadget on Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:16 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:19 pm |
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Posted:
Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:36 pm |
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I've loved, I've laughed and cried
My aunt was ill, and now shes died
And now, as tears subside, you find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And made me look a prat,
"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it your way" |
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why no pay me - abum bello
because the cops will know it was you - me
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Evangelion82
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Sep 2006
Posts: 126
Location: Zanarkand
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:59 am |
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hahaha!! good job! are we going to get someone to sing this? what a lovely tune... |
_________________ (first kill 11/28/06)
"I have started dreaming the day I will hold you tight in my rams and display all the things that I learnt from the school of love." - Edem Thomas
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:19 am |
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I've tried to scam a church
and I believed the maga priest.
four thousand I would recieve
just to perform a simple task.
I didn't know it was a trick
and like a fool, I fell for it,
and all I got was just a dumb
tattoo on my muuugu ass. |
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Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
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YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:21 am |
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<br>Here's my effort. Very little of the original altered, but the lyrics just seemed appropriate...
[Sung to the tune of 'Don't Cry For Me Argentina']
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It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel in this e-mail which may come as a suprise
That I still need your money after all that I've done
You won't believe me
All you will see is a lad you once knew
Although he's dressed up to the nines
At sixes and sevens with the mtcn and you
I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
Looking out of the internet cafe window, staying out of the sun
So I chose scamming
Running around on safari, trying everything new
But nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it to
Don't cry for me 419Eater
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My sad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance
And as for fortune, and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seems to the world they were all I desired
They are illusions
They're not the solutions they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
I love you and hope you love me
Don't cry for me 419Eater
Don't cry for me 419Eater
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance
Have I said too much?
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is look at me
To know that every word is true
Don't cry for me 419Eater |
Please feel free to adapt. |
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Posted:
Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:21 pm |
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I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
Looking out of the net-cafe window, staying out of the sun
So I chose scamming
Running around on safari, trying everything new
Please send your promise
now i went the distance |
tiny edit to make the safari fit the tempo and lines of the song.. |
_________________
1x 0x
Click here to support 419Eater.com
I make software that drives lads crazy. Thats my revenge on lads. (it all helps)
this transaction is 100 percent risk/hitch free - bobo
why no pay me - abum bello
because the cops will know it was you - me
ok this is good - abum bello |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:45 pm |
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He aint heavy, He�s my Oga
The scam is long
With many a winding turn
A safari to who knows where
Who knows when
But I�m dumb
Dumb enough to obey him
He aint heavy, he�s my oga
So off we go
My welfare is of no concern
No burden is he to bear
Cause I�ll get there
For I know
He would encumber me
I�m not laden at all
Not laden with hatred
I�ve been sent another duff WU form
Aint worked out I�m being baited
One more trip and I�ll be arrested
It�s a long, long scam
With no financial return
We�re on the way to god knows where
Moneygram form to share
And my man
He don�t way me down at all
He aint heavy, he�s my oga
He�s my oga
He aint heavy, he�s my oga |
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Master Shake
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Oct 2006
Posts: 63
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:32 pm |
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