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BlueTiger
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just got this one from a lad:

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..... Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem.

The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or .....


Sooo... make up your mind... do you have some kind of cancer or a "stroke sickness" hahahahahahhaha
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I bet having a perpetual stroke sucks... a lot of lads seem to get those with their cancers. Yet somehow they still have the strength to do business - it's truly inspirational. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The cancer/stroke dying lads generally have '3 months left to live', as you know.

I baited one for 4 months and casually threw in "Aren't you supposed to be dead by now"? Really pissed him off.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a Lad who was supposed to die in 2 weeks seven months ago.

I keep telling her/him that I cannot claim the money until he/she dies.
Just 2 weeks ago I asked about his/her impending death...

I got this...
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i told what the doctor told me aelier when i was admitted but human beign mind not been that of GOD i survived but if i may say it is then mean you where praying for my death so that you can seat on my money if earlier the money was sent to you.


So my Lad is afraid that I will "seat" on his/her share after death.
We are at a stalemate I guess....

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hi asiaguy--

The nerve of him/shim!! How can you possibly distribute her/his millions to charity--as she-he wants you to do--if he-she is screwing up the whole thing by remaining alive? If nothing else, as a parting shot tell him/shim that for society and needy charities to gain and prosper he/she is worth more dead than alive.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The whole "Cancer + stroke" is a classic piece of Lad boilerplate.

I've baited cancer Lads twice, but I found it too depressing to go on with.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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if she is screwing up the whole thing by remaining alive


My lad is definitely a NUMPTY @jervis.
She has the "dead guy, collect the estate" modality mixed in with the dying cancer victim modality.
Rather than educate her, I simply wait for her e-mails then respond with...

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Die bitch...so I can claim the funds for my charitable organization.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad said his 69yr. old mother is sick and I ask what was wrong with her.
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it is due to the mideca tritment

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@BlueTiger - that wouldn't be [email protected] P3ggy M0rrison would it?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi yastreb--

Yeah, most of the medical-stuff scams--especially the real pond-scum who send pix-- could gag a maggot.

That's why I always strive to get the lads off-topic and in my clutches as fast as possible.

Added my siggy on below--thanx mods--and Shiver---my hat is off to you.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Lads do not know the difference between a brain stroke and a bicycle spoke. Extrapolate from there with other ailments, especially "'Escofojeal' Cancer", the one they love to die from, within a month or so as directed by thier "Doctor".

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