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 Official Elton John thread!

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Master Shake
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bennie and the Jets was a great song
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mugu_cultist
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bob Ross could kick Elton John's ass. Discuss.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think this sums it up (whatever it is)

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A poem for Klas

Elton,
Without your songs to fill my days,
My life would be emptier than,
The space between your teeth.

Your glitz your glam,
Your songs so gay,
Are just a plastic surface, charming, but less than you,
For I know what lies beneath.

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And a chess move for everyone else

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mugu_cultist
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey, today is Elton John's 60th birthday.

Zombie Bob Ross could still kick his ass.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I recon Robb Zombie could kick Bob Zombie's ass.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

SpongeBob Zombie would kick both their asses Laughing
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NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey, it's battleship, not chess.



Roses are red
Violets are blue
Elton is GAY
Boo HOO HOO!


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

you sunk my candle in the wind.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rob Zombie kicks ass no matter how you look at it. Now give up those pink ponies before I have to call Rob, battery.

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