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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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I pressed my buttcheeks in the wet cement for our new garage


Nice! Temp was down to freezing & we had hail & sleet. No way I'm dropping 'em in that sort of weather! Shocked

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Cats are also supposed to be put off by the smell of anything citrus


Might try that - wife's into aromatherapy. She's got plenty of stuff that smells fruity.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

iMike- Don't let it bother you! The same thing happened in my driveway. I swear to you that, after 20 years, it is so worn down no one even notices!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For me as an atheist this is about as close as you can get to eternity...part of me understands the cat.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My dad had the same problem with the neighbor's cats. They were forever pissing and pooping in his yard, leaving footprints all over the cars, etc.

I bought him a high powered squirt gun and filled it with diluted vinegar. After a few sessions of "target practice" on the cats' butt ends, they gave his yard a WIDE berth. The cats came out of it wet and stinky, but unhurt, and the neighbor got to play a fun game of "what's that smell" when they ran home. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

To be honest, I'd really like another dog. The old FatBoy was pretty useless, but the cats stayed away when he was around. Wouldn't work though - we're all out at work/college all day & it wouldn't be fair leaving a dog alone in the house. Mind you, when the great day of Retirement comes along.... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Ditto, our English bull terrier thinks she IS a cat so if your Staffy was anything the same then not much use.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ In the last year or so, he didn't get about much - arthritis got to him. When he was younger, he had a wonderful "lights on - nobody home" kind of expression & would go mad if he saw a cat, or a magpie.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cats is fine fine things. I am owned by 2 very demanding creatures who are spoiled rotten.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This should get all cat lovers seriously upset.


http://www.readersdigest.com.au/content/21136/

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