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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK, I know I'll get some stick for that subject, but I've just had a concrete base laid for a new garage:

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ahhh, but did you have a sign up saying "cats keep off", if not, you are to blame, not the cat Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't worry, once it dries, the cat will have more problems.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you catch the cat, put it's legs into Smartie tubes. It wont fix your concrete, but you can laugh at it walking like a robot.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If that wasn't bad enough, I got home from work tonight, opened the back door - had my hands full of bags & left the door open for a minute. Came back into the kitchen & the little sod was in the house! There are 2 of them round here - 1 black with white bits which hangs around the front & craps on the lawn, the other white with black bits which hangs around the back & in addition to the concrete, has pi**ed in my shed & all over my bike cover. Next addition to the house is a searchlight & 20mm cannon. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bring it on big boy!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Being the gardener that I am, Cool
Put vinegar in a spray bottle and spray all around foundation, floor beds, and walks. They hate the smell! Be careful not to get on flowers, trees and such, it will kill them and it also kills weeds! Very Happy
On weeds-full strength
Everything else-dilute half with water
When the cats return-repeat, I had it to last a year one time. I think it was a dry year and it did not wash away.
I use vinegar for a lot of things. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think SP's point was quite valid.....although I'm fairly certain that in cat-speak it would be spelled 'Kats'.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@corona - I'll give that a try.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I find it morally repugnant hat you are holding the cat responsible for enhancing the concrete. Wink

The council were laying a concrete path next door, quite a few years ago. The workmen had to relay the path about four or five times before they gave up. Also, a cat had crapped in someone else's fresh croncrete but no one noticed it until it was too late, and there was a turd shaped hole in the concrete.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I found that airsoft (or softair in Italian) guns not only keep cats at bay but also provide for hours of entertainment. Hardly anything beats the velocity of a 2 year old asphalt-grey cat trying to escape 20 g BBs shot at 400 rpm from a M-16 replica with laser pointer. Use a silencer to make sure it takes the cat a while to figure out where the assault comes from.

It might take some skill to keep the cat off the concrete but if it does it will leave way less imprints (something like 3 yards in between).

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Or there is always the airsoft Mini Moscat grenade launcher. 180 odd BB's in a giant cloud. Non lethal/damaging, but guarenteed to get rid of cats.
Bloody useful against a feral tom that seemed to have an interest in ripping up new born lambs

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Apparently, Paignton zoo sell bags of lion's excrement which, when spread on the garden will keep cats away.

The downside is that your garden smells of lion shit.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I pressed by buttcheeks in the wet cement for our new garage. Thought you might like to know.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

cats also love blackberry or rose twigs spread around the flower beds Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cats are also supposed to be put off by the smell of anything citrus. Can't say that it bothers either of my cats, mind you! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My Para-ordinance P14-45 works great for those kind of problems. LOL

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

awwwww a couple kitty pawprints putting you off? wuss...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Try lemons and a catapult Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bombardier wrote:
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Cats are also supposed to be put off by the smell of anything citrus

Try lemons and a catapult Twisted Evil


You mistake me for one of the deranged cat-haters! Razz Wink

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My cat likes lemon juice on his fish, he's a weirdo Laughing

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he's a weirdo Laughing


Now just why doesn't that surprise me? Rolling Eyes Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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[mod edit: complete quote of previous post removed - KD]

What about dogs ?

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