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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

JMR was mentioning how brain dead stupid the scammer are nowadays. Well, this one is a step below brain dead. He even get's his scam ass about front in the last sentence.

Maybe this is genetic selection making the new breed of lads too stupid to bait. I'll ask him when to expect his first payment Laughing Of course I won't cash bait him, but I'll mangle his brain, even if it risks making it work better.

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Hi I m Lewis Wood, I m male, 55 and live in North Wales. I m able bodied but I ve suffered badly with depression and agoraphobia Funny, that's how a baiter feels reading this sort of crap in the past. I m recovering now but I m always going to be eccentric You surprise me. I m basically happy but I need someone that will assist me in my bussiness, because I dont know what will be the next thing that will happen to me Guess. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.

I am searching for representatives who can help me establish a medium of getting to my customers in America and Europe as well as making payments through you to me. Please if
you are interested in transacting business with me I will be very glad to hear from you. Please contact me, I will be paying you $500 each day as you agree in helping me making payment through you to my custormers Medically your condition is defined as being a f**kin' idiot. Pls make your replys to this email

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I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I have only about a few months to live


It must be suicide then, that's the only time I've heard of depression being fatal

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing

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I m able bodied but I ve suffered badly with depression and agoraphobia


Tell your mugu that you feel sorry that he has agoraphobia. Tell him that his anal ailment can be cured by inserting a green bannana every day, will cure him in one week Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had one just outright ask me for money, with a WU address and request for MTCN. Pretty standard "job" for check muling.

What he FORGOT though, was to tell me what western union is. Rolling Eyes

What got me the most was this bit:

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Hello Baiter,
Here is where you can send the 200 for the registration..


NG
test question:yesterday
test answer:today.

NB: after sending send back the me the MTCN NUMBER name of sender.
regards
scammer


I've never seen a lad use "NB: blah blah blah" before. It struck me as odd.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

rumbero wrote:
inserting a green bannana every day,


Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I caught a good one in my catcher account last night. I won't bore you with the dribble the comprised his email apart from saying that he discovered a box containing mega-millions and needs my help.

It's his job title that I found amusing:

MR Oxxx Cxxxxx
AIDS DISTRIBUTION OFFICER.



It would appear that these guys have no idea what they are writing.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Hello Baiter...you just go to the bank and they will inform you on what to do..just tel them you want to send 200 to the name i gace you below and they will do ..they will giv you some nubers which you will send back o me..and make sure not to listen to any wrong infomation.


He's still trying to explain to me how to send him money via WU. Low level lads are such fun!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If he has agoraphobia - how will he get to WU?

LOL

This one's hilarious.

Ask if the depression is the same as what B. Spears and the other celebs have been through after the births of their babies. LOL

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[quote="BarneyGumble"]
MR Oxxx Cxxxxx
AIDS DISTRIBUTION OFFICER.
/quote]

Tell him you're interested in providing aids to all of his generations.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi again Gomer,

Your Lad 'Lewis Wood' says he is from 'North Wales' [NOT!] but what did you come up with on the headers?

I'm of paternal Welsh ancestry but they hitch-hiked here to the colonies around the early 1700s. I haven't yet been eastbound across the pond but hope to some day. My Lads are always eager to meet me there.

This is a wonderful op for you to throw Welsh insults on the mugu without him knowing it of course. A partial list below courtesy of www.youswear.com


coc oen-- 'lamb's c**k' {[This is apparently the worst thing you can call a Welshman, from another source].
drewgi siffilitig--- syphilitic stink-dog
tnlowcio--- to felch [[I'm NOT going to explain THAT!!!]]
Twll dy din di!--- Your a***hole! (i.e. up yours)
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jervis - I know that Welsh can be a trap pronunciation-wise - any chance of some phonetic renderings of those insults?

BTW, my mother's maiden name was Williams, and her ancestors hailed from Aberystwyth...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hi yastreb again--

Not a clue by me on the Welsh pronunciations. I'm a Yank.. My experience is that if it begins with 'gwy' or 'LL' et al it's gotta be Welsh. I am from the Vaughan clan from Wales centuries ago but I am also part Native American.....['Injun' in the pejorative sense and John Wayne movies]..

You can bet the farm that Gomers' lad is only using Wales and an English name as a ruse, maybe he was sniffed-out in England on a previous bait but still wishes to retain the 'dot-uk' addy--not shut down yet--to appear legible. So the lad won't have a clue either, for that matter!!

And I am proudly of Native American lineage too---even if 1/16th....It allows me to directly challenge the mugus whenever they give me that 'white people' garbage about slavery etc. They are ALWAYS astonished to learn that people of red skin ancestry are here in America and were similarly oppressed in history... It's like they never gave that any consideration. I'm not tribally related to Sitting Bull but I send the Lads his photo--("my great grandfather")-- and they can definitely see that he doesn't conform to their skewed stereotype.

A Lagos Lad once explained (and apologized) to me that they consider ALL non-Africans to be "white-men"..

But The Lads--and Gomer's in particular--obviously never take notice, in any event. 'Wales' is just what Hitchcock called a 'Maguffin'.

Thanx for the reply--jervis


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Unfortunately Jervis I left it too late to get back to my dying Welshman and the mail bounced Crying or Very sad which is a shame because I love it when I come across a particularly stupid lad. Luckily for me they aren't a rare commodity if you get a good supply of scam mails to look through.

and off topic - my paternal line has led me back to Wales - Pembrokeshire, though my surname probably indicates we were originally English who went in on the back of one of the many invasions in bygone times.

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Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi again Gomer--

Thanx for the reply. As you and I well know, 'bounced-back' can also mean that another baiter got the scam shut down via [email protected] in the midst when you had them biting.. In my early baiting days--3 yrs ago--I tended to get them shut down right away. Seemed like a kick in the neck to them at the time, but in retrospect I might have unknowingly ended great bait connections. So nowadays I leave it to others to get the Lad addy demolished.

As of late I defer, and do not question their 2nd and 3rd e-addys on the scam unless I choose to do so. I like to keep them going under alternate baitings as long as they promise to me that they've never offered this fabulous opportunity to anyone else. I am always assured I'm the only one!

So you know to never cash-out your mugu, if you really have them on the hook they'll get back to you. Just keep the addy alias you use for them active--[i.e. check it within every 89 days,] and one never knows when they will reply back after all seems lost...but they do. I digress..

In any case, keep the 'youswear' site in mind for future ref. Belushi knew some great Albanian stuff.

Cheerz---jervis
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