Ludmi||a does French

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:13 pm

I've not done any wild baiting for a while and I needed some recreation, so I thought I'd take on a French scammer and match him up against the linguistic skills of my Russian model.

I could bait him straight - but NAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!! Very Happy

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Bonjour ,
Je suis KOUAME CLAUDE, je suis age� de 20ans et de Nationalit� Ivoirien.
Je suis la fils unique de feu M.ADJAFFI MARC,grand promoteur Immobilier qui poss�de
beaucoup de biens Mobiliers.
05 GRANDS Immeubles de luxe ,des habitats en location dans la ville D'ABIDJAN et a L'Interieur du pays (YAMOUSSOUKRO) et aussi des lopins de terres cultivables.

Par ailleur,Je possede aussi une champs de 350hectares de CACAO et de CAFE a Bonoua.

Papa a servi sous lez regime de MONSIEUR HENRI KONAN BEDIER, L'ancien chef de L'etat de la Cote D'ivoire.

Comme je suis son UNIQUE HERITIER, il m'a laiss� tous ses bien et beaucoup D'ARGENT � la BANQUE . (500.500.000 de Dollards Americain a la BANK OF AFRIKA Cote D'ivoire)
c'est son avocat qui les GERE pour moi.

Je veux aller vivre en EUROPE ou en AMERIQUE.
Je cherche un tuteur legal, quelqu'un qui pouura GARDER mon ARGENT sur son compte et soccuper de moi et me laiss� un peu libre.

Ludmi||a was slightly confused but seemed to get a good idea of the main picture Shocked

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Hi Mr Claude Sir

I am speaking very good English but I am not knowing language you use in your letter to me, but I think I know somethings.

If I get stuff wrong you let me know.

You tell me you are Mr Claude and you have 20 tons of ivory and you are only friend of Mr Marc who is big seller of mobile fones. I am knowing that lapin is for rabbit, so I cannot make sense why you tell me you have 5,000 rabbits too. Please explain this to me, and then you tell me you like cocoa and coffee, so I must be thinking you are in restaurant maybe.

This is sense as you say your Daddy was knowing a very old chef and now you want to open more restaurant in America and Europe for your special rabbit food meals. If it is good food for model with only little calories I like to know more because I know rabbits are only nibble leaves so cannot be big and fat.

I am much interested in this idea as i don't think we have restaurant like that any place in world, and you tell me how much it take to set up place like that and I be pleased to help you. Thank you very much.

BiBi

You gotta admit she wasn't far out Very Happy

. Okay, so if I get a reply it will prove you don't have to speak the scammer's language to give him hell, if he replies.

Quote:

Hello,
I am KOUAME CLAUDE, I am age� of 20ans and Nationality Man from the Ivory Coast. I am it only son of fire M.ADJAFFI MARC Confused

, large property developer who has many Movable goods. 05 LARGE Buildings of luxury, the habitats in hiring in the town Of ABIDJAN and has the Interior of the country (YAMOUSSOUKRO) and also of the cultivable small holdings
. By aillor, I possede also fields of CAFE and CACAO 350hectares has Bonoua. Dad was useful under lez mode of MR HENRI KONAN BEDIER, the former Head of the State of the ivory Dimension.
As I am his SINGLE HEIR, it left me all its good and much Of MONEY at the BANK. (500.500.000 of Dollards Americain has BANK OF AFRIKA Cote ivory)
it is its lawyer who them GERE for me.I want to go to live in EUROPE or AMERICA. I seek a tutor legal, somebody who will pouura TO KEEP my MONEY on his account and left soccuper of me and me a little free.

Clearly I have scared him into the unreliable arms of Babelfish, which has opened up a world of new opportunities for Ludmi||a to exploit.

Don't ask me how his Dad had a lesbian relationship with another man. It must work differently where he lives.

I've found a replacement for Tutut| - luvverly Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:07 pm

Good old babelfish Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:27 am

Been a while since I roared out laughing whilst sitting quietly here in the early hours of the morning in my little office mooching around the site. Now see what you have done, you've woken up the CATS and I'm in trouble. Your fault.
Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:44 am

Gomer,

Papa a servi sous lez regime de MONSIEUR HENRI KONAN BEDIER,

...ask him what his Father 'served': breakfast, lunch or dinner Laughing