SmartFeedSmartFeed          

Porsche Hangout


WELCOME - YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING 419EATER AS A GUEST

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

ScamWarners.com - Internet Anti-Fraud Center - now open!


 Building a Wrestling ring...

View next topic
View previous topic
 
Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
Gaz
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON


PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My Wrestling bait is drawing to a close, and my lad is going to build his own ring. Thing is, my wrestling ring-building skills arent too hot, and he's asking me how he can build one.

Im thinking of giving him a horribly dangerous way of buildin a ring (for the 3 "superstars" he's found me to have photos taken piledriving each other), but Im not to sure what to advise.

If this goes to plan (and the early signs are very, very good) it could be my best bait to date!

So, is there anyone here that could think of ways to build a suitable- though unsafe- wrestling ring?

_________________
YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke

"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor

"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello

"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown

"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman

www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com
Safari - 600 Miles from Lagos to Katsina
Mortar x12
View user's profileSend private message
harrya
Elite Baiter


Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy


PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about a small inflatable pool with mud or maybe jelly in it Smile

Of course there has to be plenty of bikini girl matches first.

_________________
Mortar
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings


Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6195
Location: Trumpton


PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There are some descriptions here :
http://www.monsterwrestlingrings.com/page9.html

just adjust to suit.

_________________
Easter 2015 x2 Pith Helmet Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Pith Helmet Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Pith Helmet Pith Helmet Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Pith Helmet Halil, Cotonou to Accra
Pith Helmet + Sand Timer Precious 10/08/11
Cellphone x8 Nigeria Spain Mortar x34 Closed lad accounts x 73 Goat
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
Sand Timer x3 Hector 24/1/13 Sand Timer Moses 15th Oct 2011
Pretty Rose Sand Timer x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Sand Timer Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru


Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.


PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A starving lion chained to each corner post would be a good idea.

Seriously though. It doesn't have to be too elaborate does it? Get 'em to use planks of wood instead of ropes and tarpaulin (preferably over a nice, hard concrete floor) for the canvas. Tell 'em it's the look of the thing that matters more than the substance - after all, we all know wrestling is acting don't we? Wink

BTW. Don't forget the IOBWA logos on the planks.
View user's profileSend private messageYahoo MessengerSkype Name
HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy


Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3159
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic


PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Courtesy of a yardtard site:

http://www.hvwaonline.com/special/ringplans.php

_________________
"I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
Mortar x5
View user's profileSend private messageVisit poster's websiteYahoo MessengerSkype Name
JMRazor
Baiting Guru


Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes


PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shards of glass hidden randomly in the dirt floor; concertina wire for the ropes; a moat of hot lava surrounding the ring....oh I could go on and on, but I think you had something slightly different in mind.... Wink

_________________
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/donate.php">|A 100% RISKY FREE PROPOSITION| </a> |PLEASE VISIT SCAMWARNERS| |READ OUR F.A.Q.| |WHEN IN DOUBT CLICK ON THIS|

____________________________ pony Pretty Prancing Pink Pony Master pony _____________________________

Tattoo Tattoo Tattoo
Pith Helmet Pith Helmet Pith Helmet Pith Helmet Easter Egg 2013
Closed lad accounts x 43
Mortar x 16
Sand Timer x 3
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
tommyd
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 29


PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Taipei Death Match with barbwire ring , show em some old ecw matchs/pics off youtube .
lol i got to see the pics when their done lol
View user's profileSend private message
RichardIII
Wannabe Baiter


Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 81


PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, tell him that using barbed wire for ropes is much cheaper (and crowd pleasing) than the cables used for wrestling ring ropes. You'll make a fortune with the first Nigerian Death Match federation.

Just tell him to make sure to sand/grind down the barbed wire tips so no one actually gets maimed, just a little cut up.
View user's profileSend private message
IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.


PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just have him cob the thing together out of wood, or available building materials. If they can build a "go-kart" he should be able to to find enough material to slap SOMETHING together.

Then, some official-looking but vague blueprints. Maybe take the blueprints for a steel ring, and fudge it up for wood? That will leave everything nice and flimsy. Twisted Evil

_________________
Cellphone ( x8 ) This is fun!

please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ.
View user's profileSend private message
Sheridan
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 20


PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Given they will probably produce the most rickety structure possible anyway I would emphasise the importance of crowd visibility. This would require that the wrestling surface be as high off the ground as can be managed. Perhaps balanced on the end of a very tall pole or at the top of a tree.
View user's profileSend private messageYahoo MessengerSkype Name
Gamblor
Master Baiter


Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 146


PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I used my extraordinary drafting skills to do you up some plans. The design is a combination of potential for injury and ease of construction!

Image

_________________
"What is ''mugu''? and who are you calling mugu?" Francis Alisson

"The rate of dishonest and fraudulent act been perpetrated by persons of dubious intent is quite alarming, perhaps it is due to Economic Pressures and financial constraints, but it is outrageous that some persons could get indulged in such mischievous and unlawful act." Michael Spiff
View user's profileSend private message
Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings


Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6195
Location: Trumpton


PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In order for the ropes to absorb the impact of a full grown man travelling at some speed they need to be 7 braid twisted hemp of a diameter no less than 2".
If not just use lots of sisal string.
The posts will need to be not less than 8 feet tall, with four feet embedded in post mix extending out to about 4" in each direction.
So just use a 6" hole and tamp it down flat.
Metal turnbuckles need to be covered in padding to a depth of about 2" and that padding must be covered in high quality leather, just use a bit of sacking, that'll do for them.

_________________
Easter 2015 x2 Pith Helmet Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Pith Helmet Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Pith Helmet Pith Helmet Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Pith Helmet Halil, Cotonou to Accra
Pith Helmet + Sand Timer Precious 10/08/11
Cellphone x8 Nigeria Spain Mortar x34 Closed lad accounts x 73 Goat
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
Sand Timer x3 Hector 24/1/13 Sand Timer Moses 15th Oct 2011
Pretty Rose Sand Timer x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Sand Timer Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
Anti-419
Elite Baiter


Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA


PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can we send our lads there to wrestle your lad for some cash? Wink

EDIT... You can use 4 post for the corner angle and 3 layers of rope. The base will consist of laid out plywood on solid ground. I would love to see a pile driver move or body slam on that. Twisted Evil

EDIT2

Here's something I knocked up quickly with MS Paint. Feel free to use or change it.

Image

_________________
Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."

Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
Nurse Nastys Audi TT Safari - Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
Mortar x14
View user's profileSend private message
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic


 Jump to:   



View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



E-Mail Header Analysis


All Content © 2003 - 419Eater.com
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :S5: FI Theme :: All times are GMT