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Spudz
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Got 2 mails today from religious Lad, full of the usual Bible quotes and Eternal salvation, which contained these gems!

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I MUST TELL YOU THIS.by missionary .



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I know something so wonderful that I must tell you! its so vital that it may change your entire future As it did mine."I myself was one of the internet fraud stars in fact a destroyer,deceiver,drunker, the list goes on and on.the world is in a mess because of sin.!


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I am not ashamed of the gospel of JESUS CHRIST, because it is the power of GOD for salvation of every one who believes. rom1-16.PLS? do not late devil to tell you that this message is a spam mail.


And of course
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write to us.by join to extend GOD's kingdom.pray for us.for more information reply to this email.


This should be a weird one!!

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HALLELUJAHW and CAVALRY GREETINGS !

Amen Rolling Eyes

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BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..

go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time

now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...

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Spudz
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

it actually didn`t have cavaly greetings, and there were 2 versions, both extremely large, i just can`t get used to these religious freaks, the mails get weirder everytime, Rolling Eyes

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask him if he masturbated before he found Jesus. And if yes, how often.

Come on, we want juicy details of his pre-re-born-dom sins. Laughing
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Spudz
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ewwww Shocked you can have his email address and ask him yourself Laughing i`m going to try and get him back on the drink and learning to sing The Irish Rover Laughing

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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Jeff
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I like the calvary greeting. I always reply saying that I like horses too. It confuses the crap out of them.
"Pray for us" is a typo. It should read "Pay for us" Laughing

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Marsupial
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I can beat cavalry greetings... My lad is teaching me all about chicken farming!!!


Good day, Dear Rev. xxx

I buy fertilized eggs from one aroma foundation situated in northern Nigeria
and use my incubator to hatch them. when the incubator has hatched the eggs I supply the chickens to my customers.
I also breed chicken for like two weeks and sell them out to my customers who will now take care of the chicken and sell them when they are dued for consumption.
I also keep a farm where I breed chicken and sell when they are dued for consumption.
I started this business in the year 2000 with the assistance of a bank soft loan .


I challenge anyone to beat this in plain wierdness!!!

Ciao

Mars

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Marsupial wrote:
I challenge anyone to beat this in plain wierdness!!!


Please read anything from the Publish your work forum! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I finally got a lad who called me daddy!

Well, the first I noticed anyways, I don't read them very carefully as a general rule.

It gave me a warm and squishy feeling inside.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

was baiting "Pastor Paul Christopher" and got unsually flirtatious:

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Are you married? I bet I could show you a good time... I can give you a "cavalry greeting" all right!


He missed the point:

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Well, I may say that you are such pretty lady okey,anyway I will not talk much till you write me that you has confirm your WILLED money, Eliza then I will invite you here in Togo to testify in the ministry so that people will hear.
I and my wife divorced some years ago,rightnow I am only giving myself to almighty God that I served and he promised me that my wife is somewhere.


I had to spell it out:

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That's CAVALRY greetings, you big lummox, like riding, you know? Hey, you ever been ridden bareback?
To be honest, I don't think you want to have me testify to your flock about how I, a simple photographic model in search of the big time, found Odin and the Gods of Asgard... and how I rescued two cute guys from their virginity. I don't think it's in tune with your holy book, is it?
So you give yourself to god... rrrrriiiiiggggghhhhhttttt. That's one image I don't want to have bouncing around in my head.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You should get him singing the Irish rover in time for St. Patricks, who of course redeemed all the Irish drunkards.

(Of course you will have to get your lad to paint his body green and video the result for you Smile)

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

boingboing wrote:
.......who of course redeemed all the Irish drunkards.


I think you will find that this isn't accurate

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought somebody may spot that, but our lad isn't to know that he was a welshman who frightened all the snakes away from Ireland. (Yeah right...) Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually you might be very surprised about this
A lot of Irish missionaries and nuns invaded west Africa (we had to get rid of them somehow!) many years ago & a lot of the schools set up were by these. As a result I'm sure high on the curriculum might just have been St Patrick.....but on a whole I would imagine you'd be quite safe
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You learn something every day: my boss is Irish see if he knew that, Happy st, Pats and good luck against the Italians on sat. Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll sit back and wait when your lad begs you to donate to his cause or church.

Sure, he quit as a scammer... only to become a beggar.

Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Almost everyone knows that Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland, but not as many are aware that he is also the patron saint of Nigeria, a country that was evangelized primarily by Irish clergy.


http://allsaintsbrookline.org/celtic/saints/patrick.html

Pity this Lad is mailing from Togo.

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This has gone weird, he has just informed me about the 10/40 countries.

Loopy Lad wrote:
As a Christian work to save others. (1)There are between 12,000 to 24 000 separate people groups in the world. Out of which 17,000(about 2 billion) are unreached,)2,only 10% atend church in france and that comprises of old woman and kids,and only 15% own a bible.3) europe is essentially pagan with less than 5% of the population being christians.4) areas which stretches from north africa, south spain and south portugal to Japan many others 10-40 window country where demon worship and human sacrifices thrives. To learn more about 10-40 window country, search (google .com10-40 window )


I had a quick look, and i`m getting my tinfoil hat out for this one

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

10/40 window? its on wikipedia.

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