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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't BEE stupid.

Oh wait Battery, I guess you were right. All the good ones were taken. We are now left with crappy puns that will probably get me banned from the site.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The bee who broke it's leg

Went to waspital

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
A: Sting!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When I was a kid, I caught a bumblebee in a can and put it the freezer for a while.
Then I took some string, tied the other end around the bumblebee and the other end to a stick.
Then I took the poor bastard back to sunshine and kept it there until it woke up again.
I walked around the yard and showed my new pet to my friends.
Evil thing to do, but after I got bored with it I cut it free.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh!!! Rolling Eyes

On a serious note (since I have nothing to add to the deteriorating humour side), I had a friend who kept bees for years. The honey was delicious.

But he got stung many, many, many times over the years and became more sensitised to it as time went by. Eventually, his reactions were so severe he had to give up the bees Sad

So watch out. Is what I'm trying to say. I think. Hmmm. Confused

All I can think about is the BeeGees for some reason ... Yikes.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

sheila_blyge wrote:


All I can think about is the BeeGees for some reason ... Yikes.


Since they are on your mind...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1RUvW9ZVxKY

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Actually, I am very interested in the question posed in the OP, as with recent record oil prices, I'm keen on finding alternative sources of BP.


I suppose you could always ferment the honey and make mead and then drink the mead. If there is any left over you could distill it and get the alcohol and then drink the alcohol. If there is any left over it could be put in your car instead of petrol.

Seems a lot of work just to get some petrol substitute but the mead and the alcohol have possibilities though. I wonder how it would compare to Duff??????

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Wasn't she called "Bee" on one of those crappy sitcoms she "acted" on?

I certainly wouldn't want to keep that Bee. Unless, of course, it's outside in a wooden box and where I can blow smoke in her face to keep her away from me. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Stargate wrote:
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Waaaahhaaaaaagggh haaaaa haaaaa ahaaaaaaa haaaaa! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Gaaaaaaahaaaa haaa haa! Laughing Laughing Laughing

If this goes on I'll need a new set of ribs.

The only think funnier than bees (and I think Gary Larson agrees) is cows. Does anyone here keep cows?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I keep bee too! My Grandpapa has many bee. The honey is good buyt the price sometimes too mucho(?)
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