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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:15 am

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My Dear Friend,

My name is Swert H. Boschi, Regional Officer of UBS AG London.
I am writing in respect of a foreign customer of
my bank who perished in a plane crash [Korean Air Flight 801]
with the whole passengers aboard on August 6, 1997.

Since the demise of this our customer, whom I could
not care less about,
I personally has watched with keen interest to see the next of kin
but all has proved abortive as no one has come to
claim his funds of us$9 m, [ Nine million
united states dollars] which has been with my branch
for a very long time.
It is my branch for I sit on it for a long time
mmmm.....

Swert? I wonder if he was called Qwert first?

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It is my branch for I sit on it for a long time

He seems to be a bird of some kind. Btw, the 'mmmm....' is his!

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:34 am

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He seems to be a bird of some kind. Btw, the 'mmmm....' is his!

A humming bird?
Next step - you only have until 6th August - 10 years or the bank keeps the dosh.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:15 pm

<br>He's been sitting on 9 million bucks for that long and nobody else in the bank notices that his head is touching the ceiling and he needs a step ladder to get up and down to go to the bog? Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

It's in million dollar bills you see.....hardly gives you a quarter inch of height.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:21 pm

^^^^Riiight. All those west African 1980s wallpaper-lined trunk box manufactures are going to go bust in that case.