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 Nigeria : it's bigger than you think!

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Saint Arnold
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've got a lad who has told me he's in Lagos (his ip confirmed this). There is some cash available for him in Abuja. He doesn't want to go to Abuja because

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Abuja which is 11 hour flight from my office location


Either he's flying a Piper Cub into a headwind, or Nigeria is MUCH larger than we all thought! Or he could be lying, I suppose....

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him that someone else has offered to act as courier and pick up the money to deliver it to him

See what he says to them chickens Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Nigeria: it's bigger than you think!

Every safaried mugu will confirm this.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Abuja which is 11 hour flight from my office location

Of course it is.... if you're a carrier pigeon Laughing

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RichardIII
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lads are super cheap, maybe he flies by hot air balloon? Or possibly an Autogyro.
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4X1X9
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Krona wrote:
Or he could be lying, I suppose....


Perish the thought Laughing
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williamnorris
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

God, you guys...

Have you never seen a map of Africa before?

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Mind you, the pilot would still have to be a bit of a dick.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^
The standard flight path from Lagos to Abuja.
Laughing

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williamnorris
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^

DoloresOnTheDottedLine,

Your picture won't load - please could you put it on imageshack...?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^
Okies, there:

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Saint Arnold
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Ha! That's probably it. Just like the old "Family Circus" cartoons in the newspaper, right?

My lad is promising to make the trip, though. Maybe he'll have a particularly attractive goat for a seatmate.

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Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo


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Cellphone x15 (RIP) United Kingdom x7 South Africa x1
Safari Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja Safari A new minister, Lagos-Benin City Safari The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Safari Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just looked in Microsoft Flight Sim.

In a Beechcraft Baron the estimated flight time is 1 hour 24 minutes.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think his real problem is that he once flew from Lagos to Abuja and when he got there his arms were really tired.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ blast, beat me to it Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reminds me of the Ron White standup (I think it was on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour) where he's talking about flying, and how the plane was so slow, they were "passed by a kite".

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