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 a small photo-essay -- Reprob8 goes to the prom

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The little woman is a dean at a University. Every year, she drags me, kicking and screaming, to the formal dinner-dance held for the other deans, graduating students, faculty, big money donators etc. I hate going for 3 main reasons: 1) I hate wearing a suit. 2) All of these people are waaaay smarter than me so I hate the dinner conversations 3) I have to take way too many vicodins and drink too much scotch and cheap house wine to keep from attacking their pompous asses so I'm always feeling like dogshit the next day. Every year, I try to push the envelope of good taste a bit farther in hopes I don't get invited the next year.
Year 1 - I ask the Physics professor at my table if he knows where I can get some weapons-grade plutonium.
Year 2 - I ask the Asian man at my table if he thinks the reason their children seem better educated than ours is because the beat them better than we do or more often.
Year 3 - I bribe the DJ to interrupt the slow dance portion of the evening with 3 straight uncensored Eminem songs and proceed to lipsync to all of them.
Year 4 - I ask the extremely old head of the psychology department how loud the big bang was.

Here are some photos from this year...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reprobate - When I first glanced at your photos, I thought they were trophies - - I thought someone requested the scammer to pose with a napkin on his head. . . then I realized it was you. . .

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

well done Reprob8

how much for Elizabeths telephone number? and addy etc. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Awwwwwww, you are a cutie patootie!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Or the phone number of any unattached female that you know. Just tell them I'm nearly as ga ga as you, not quite as ga ga but getting there.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You look good in a suit, mate. Like some sort of Mafia enforcer!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Say what you will about R8: he knows how to make the best out of a bad situation.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reprob8 wrote:
Every year, I try to push the envelope of good taste a bit farther in hopes I don't get invited the next year.

you might want to change your strategy though:
the first year you are as boring as everyone else is the last you will be invited Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

looked like an episode from the soprano's to me

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wonderful photos Reprob8.

In his book "Surely You're Joking Mister Feynman" or was it "What Do You Care What Other People Think" Richard Feynman says that academia is just a bunch of people sitting around considering who should be allowed into the club.

Reprob8, its too late, you've been admitted, and there's nothing you can do to get out. You can't run and you can't hide. You did the best thing possible. Painkillers. Beating a drum to a song that no one else can hear only gets you respect in those circles.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

R8, I whizzed my Levi's with the "L' to the President. Click Click Boom! Checking a combo tonight! Don't worry. Hilarious commentary! I swear we're related. Major leauge? Indeed! The "peace sign, (The "V") is appropiate in the one picture. Rackolicious! End of code. End of code. Wink


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think the University president kinda looks like ......................kd. Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Funny pics

I don't know about Liat. There is definately something awesome about a chick who can speak 5 languages, but the fact that she can probably kick my ass is not cool.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You drink alcohol so that you don't shout at people? Great photos BTW.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great pics! I always knew you were politically incorrect, but this really shows just HOW far you go! Love it.
Some great looking young women there, too. Their company would make it worth putting up with the cheap house wine. (You know that after a certain point you really can't taste it much, anyway, and if you can you don't care. Sort of like beer goggles for the palate!)

Hope you didn't feel too awful the next day.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

great stuff reprob8. whats the plan for the next excuse?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

KeyserSoze wrote:
...There is definately something awesome about a chick who can speak 5 languages, but the fact that she can probably kick my ass is not cool.


There is definitely something cool about a chick who can kick my ass!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I always enjoy your photo essays Repro. But should you post your picture in the forum like this? I'm sure it was against the rules for security reasons when I was a mod.

And when are you going to visit us? As the only hard drinking foul mouthed party animal in my family I feel I could do with backup.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Better he post them himself then have some spit-the-dummy kid do it RR Smile

Anyway, would you screw with R8? I certainly wouldn't!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
and with his Steeler Fan Room pics here his SO will find out verry quickly too who he is if she finds this place Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think Reprob8 bears a striking resemblance to Mike Holmgren. Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^ Mad You know that hurts.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

shiver metimbers wrote:
Anyway, would you screw with R8? I certainly wouldn't!


You can say that again. Any lad who entertained thoughts of revenge would think twice after seeing the formidable party monster he's up against.

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Anyway, would you screw with R8? I certainly wouldn't!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

KeyserSoze wrote:
Funny pics

I don't know about Liat. There is definately something awesome about a chick who can speak 5 languages, but the fact that she can probably kick my ass is not cool.


Ass kicking chicks are the best kind.

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