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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat May 26, 2007 1:39 am |
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I cannot believe that you have pushed the bar this high. Trophy is too meager a word for these gems. Thanks McDuck. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Scrooge McDuck
Evil Genius
Joined: 02 Jan 2005
Posts: 715
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Sat May 26, 2007 9:42 am |
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They've sent them all now and I just took a look and haven't noticed any mistakes yet and this time the slaps with the fish are at least somewhat audible. But since they said "thank you sir, may we have another", I'll obviously comply with their wish and come up with some reason why more are needed. |
_________________ Davil will purnish you for wasting my preciuos time, FOOL!!!
You would have told me that you and your generations are MAD.
- RAHAMIN ISA SHALLOM
Let your mugu too verify the security of payments:
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 447
Location: Godzone
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Sat May 26, 2007 11:31 am |
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Uh ooooh... That's it. Everyone says you are raising the bar.... but I cant believe how low this bar is going...
My eyes are opening slowly, Scrooge - Run for office. |
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Scrooge McDuck
Evil Genius
Joined: 02 Jan 2005
Posts: 715
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Sat May 26, 2007 11:45 am |
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Alright, here's the seventh video. To summarize the requirements:
I presumed that their previous submission would include more files but they didn't send more and instead whined when they had to wait for an answer:
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It is negligent on your part. You aknowledged the receipt of the whole files. Now the files has all been deleted from the memory cards following your acknowledgment and there is nothing on earth that will make any of us partake in your proceedures any longer. Better know what to do and get my money out. If I dont get it by this weekend as I promised, I will have no choice than to do it my way. You are collapsing my business and that isnt funny anylonger. |
But the Security Department was kind enough to take that into account in their decision:
Despite that, they objected:
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We are asking that the receipient stands on both legs as she cannot stand on one leg for a long time and perform the proceedures concidering her age. Or can another person act on her behalf, for a perfect video? Again, what if the toilet paper folded aroung the assistant and the receipient unfolds in the proceedure which is ment to occure, What do we do? |
And their objection was taken into account:
Then they had one more question:
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Dear ,
The content of your mail was understood albeit increased complexity. But we still have some questions to ask which reads thus:
During the pouring of water and milk, it should be noted that the toilet paper will definitely tear off. What do we do then? Do we continue or re-tie?
Your urgent response is needed so we can have these video done.
We try to play our part perfectly because equity aids the vigilance and not the indolence. |
And got this response but unfortunately they didn't make such a mistake (on camera, at least):
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Dear customer,
the question you asked is a very good one and we consulted with the Security Department. They stated that whenever it happens you should state "we made a mistake" and then the recipient and the assistants should slap themselves in the head with the fish a few times and then re-tie the toilet paper before continuing. In general, it is better if you include any mistakes that you make because then the Security Department can assess the severity of those mistakes. |
And here's the result:
It's 28 MB since I've tried to use a codec that should play out of the box on any Windows system since remu is currently taking a break from baiting so he can't put it on mugutube. Let me know if you have problems playing it and then I'll encode it again with some other codec.
Feel free to point out any mistakes you notice so that I have more arguments to use when I tell them to submit the next one - I've already noticed that one of the witnesses does remove the banana from his mouth a few times. I think it's the same guy that sat on the recipient in the photos they sent. |
_________________ Davil will purnish you for wasting my preciuos time, FOOL!!!
You would have told me that you and your generations are MAD.
- RAHAMIN ISA SHALLOM
Let your mugu too verify the security of payments:
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 447
Location: Godzone
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Sat May 26, 2007 10:07 pm |
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You are the master. The carrots really made the difference. |
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notpanget
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 5
Location: Philippines
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Sun May 27, 2007 4:46 am |
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This is just to show that they are working hard for the money. LOL
I certainly cannot duplicate that feat. Great job. |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Sun May 27, 2007 5:36 am |
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I can't see the video. I am only getting sound. |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun May 27, 2007 6:46 am |
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How are the security carrots affixed to the lad's heads? I am in complete amazement over the entire series. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Sun May 27, 2007 8:45 am |
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I have no sound and the video seems like its on fast forward although that only serves to make it even funnier!
Nice to see some (slightly) bigger fish being used. Is there some very poor editing in it? The guy in the yellow shirt seems to jump from one chair to the other with a woman in a red dress taking his place? Then he disappears altogether! |
_________________ " to see it yourself that I am still active and kicking so no one can kill me even as I dont endulge into any shaddy dealings." - Tunde Lemo
"God will give you the strenght go get a taxi to the western union place" Reverend Joseph Omolede/Adeleke |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sun May 27, 2007 9:34 am |
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jefflebowski wrote: |
The guy in the yellow shirt seems to jump from one chair to the other with a woman in a red dress taking his place? Then he disappears altogether! |
Before that, did you notice that he seems to be engaged in some..... (ehhhhr, uhmmmm, cough) "self-flagellation?" |
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Sun May 27, 2007 9:48 am |
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^^^^
Yes I did but chose to ignore it, made me feel slightly ill to be honest.
His mind certainly wasnt on the security was it! |
_________________ " to see it yourself that I am still active and kicking so no one can kill me even as I dont endulge into any shaddy dealings." - Tunde Lemo
"God will give you the strenght go get a taxi to the western union place" Reverend Joseph Omolede/Adeleke |
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dandan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 61
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Sun May 27, 2007 11:56 am |
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Hi,
Is anyone else having probs viewing these vids using safari on a mac?
Nothing I use will let me view them---VLC,quicktime,win media player,divx,adobe flash, and flip for mac all fail,and all are the latest versions.
Tried it in firefox and IE as well.
Frustrating reading the comments people are making after viewing,and not being able to see them--ideas anyone?
OSX 10.4.9 intel mac
Thanks
Dan |
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Scrooge McDuck
Evil Genius
Joined: 02 Jan 2005
Posts: 715
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Sun May 27, 2007 7:24 pm |
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I've asked for help so that I might soon be able to upload a version, which shouldn't require the codecs that some of you unfortunately have problems with.
@jefflebowski About the editing: They've used a digital camera to record those and that has had a maximum length limit for clips and I've edited them together in the right order but obviously jump cuts occur whenever they've had to start recording a new clip. They haven't recorded enough (yet) to be professional enough to check continuity
I just sent them the latest requirements and this time (as requested by some of you) they've been asked to slap each other in the face instead and say "thank you sir, may I have another" after each slap. There isn't much challenge left in baiting these so I don't really know what to do with them but it's sort of a waste to abandon such stupid mugus. |
_________________ Davil will purnish you for wasting my preciuos time, FOOL!!!
You would have told me that you and your generations are MAD.
- RAHAMIN ISA SHALLOM
Let your mugu too verify the security of payments:
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sun May 27, 2007 7:47 pm |
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LOL! Now THAT was funny! Terrific work SMD. Stuff like that will take some beating. Just a pity there wasn't a bit more in the audio department
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_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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dandan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 61
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Mon May 28, 2007 12:18 am |
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Scrooge,I just had the pleasure of watching the entire seasons episodes of "A Skinner's pet training " from begining to end.
outstanding work,well worth the greif I had to go thru to get the vid's working
For what its worth,if anyone else still is having issue's viewing,I uninstalled firefox,reinstalled it and under tools in Firefox--ADD ONS--GET EXTENSIONS
and got this
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/2390 |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Mon May 28, 2007 2:41 am |
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Scrooge. what can I say
I would have the mugus in the background be more active
I needed a good laugh |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon May 28, 2007 5:37 pm |
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What next? Please don't loose them.
How about they all line up and sing their national anthem while slapping each other in the face with a fish?
As the music ends they throw their fish high up in the air and catch them.
camera man has to follow one of the fish and high means over twenty feet up. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Scrooge McDuck
Evil Genius
Joined: 02 Jan 2005
Posts: 715
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:36 pm |
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I got the first file of the eight video several hours ago. I guess we'll have to wait a while for the rest since they also sent this:
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This is to inform you that files
MVI_2930
MVI_2931
MVI_2932
MVI_2934
is being sent to you, but might delay due to the poor network over here which is powered by continues heavy down pour over here.
Please ackowledge the receipt of these files and process as rapidly as possible.
Note: File MVI_2930 was included in case you need. This is to ensure a perfect video. |
Here are the requirements so you know what to expect:
So these mugus have now been slapped literally. The clip they sent features one of the assistants doing all that and it does indeed look quite funny. He's somewhat formal when thanking for the slapping. They have gotten quite used to wearing bras now since they did so even though no such requirement was included. |
_________________ Davil will purnish you for wasting my preciuos time, FOOL!!!
You would have told me that you and your generations are MAD.
- RAHAMIN ISA SHALLOM
Let your mugu too verify the security of payments:
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tobe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 75
Location: Bottom of Earth
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Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:16 pm |
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holly Crap thats bloody excellent I'd say you get her to shove something else in her mouth dumb@sses |
_________________ Come out come out,where ever you are |
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Scrooge McDuck
Evil Genius
Joined: 02 Jan 2005
Posts: 715
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Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:47 pm |
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I decided to upload the first clip of the eight video so that you have something to enjoy whilst waiting for them to send the rest. You can find it here:
It's 27MB since I uploaded it as I received it. |
_________________ Davil will purnish you for wasting my preciuos time, FOOL!!!
You would have told me that you and your generations are MAD.
- RAHAMIN ISA SHALLOM
Let your mugu too verify the security of payments:
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:14 pm |
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I can't believe that I find such simple slap-stick (or should I say slap-fish?) increasingly funny. 1TV5 just keeps on producing!
The video quality on this one is excellent. Well worth the bandwidth and time in downloading.
Scrooge, I think that some of the networks might be interested in this material. With a bit of Benny Hill music as an accompaniment you've got enough there to start your own 1TV5 show.
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 447
Location: Godzone
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Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:16 pm |
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^^^ Thankyou Sir, May I have another!!
My 2 year old is running around slapping things with an imaginary fish.... Effing brilliant. |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:46 pm |
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Like I've always said, you can't beat a mugu with a fish (I know, I've tried - they're damn tough). |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Scrooge McDuck
Evil Genius
Joined: 02 Jan 2005
Posts: 715
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:25 pm |
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They're finally sending the rest of the eight video and now they're showing the cameraman even though they weren't explicitly told to do so. I guess they really have gotten the hang of security procedures now |
_________________ Davil will purnish you for wasting my preciuos time, FOOL!!!
You would have told me that you and your generations are MAD.
- RAHAMIN ISA SHALLOM
Let your mugu too verify the security of payments:
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The Terminator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 631
Location: Lurking In Shadows
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:32 am |
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.... Great Job .... |
_________________ Why do you waste mi time, I have all the time in the world .... Barrister Mohammad
I want to assure you that this transaction is legal, I have contacted my attorney and also
my boss Mr Mikhail Khodorkovsky who has recently been imprisoned .... Mr. Igor Ivanov
x4 - Number of lads presenting me forged police documents
I want a rose ....
Don't be sad, here's a rose for you-lotta ....
Thank You Lotta - I Shall Cherish It Forever .... |
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