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Dr Hugh G Rection
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 4:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, I'm home, I'm drunk, and I'm listening to music. I decide to read my mugu mail:

>From: [email protected]
>Subject: FROM MISS GRACE OKAN.
>Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 01:53:22 +0200
>
>GRACE OKAN.
>COTE D?IVOIRE
>EMAIL: [email protected]
>HELLO,
>
>PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
>WITH YOU. I BELIEVE YOU ARE A REPUTABLE AND RESPONSIBLE TRUST WORTHY PERSON
>I CAN DO BUSINESS WITH AND BY MATTER OF TRUST I MUST NOT HESITATE TO CONFIDE
>IN YOU FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS.
>
>I AM MISS GRACE OKAN THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE DR AND MRS JEAN OKAN . MY FATHER
>WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL
>OF
>COTE D?IVOIRE BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES
>ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS A BUSINESS DEAL.
>
>WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1984, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL
>BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH NOVEMBER
>2002 IN
>A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN,HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE
>AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$15,600,000 (FIFTEEN MILLION SIX HUNDRED
>THOUSAND
>UNITED STATES DOLLARS) DEPOSITED IN A SECURITY FINANCE COMPANY HERE IN ABIDJAN
>WITH MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN.
>
>BEFORE HIS DEATH, HIS LAST WORDS WAS THAT I SHOULD MOVE TO GHANA IMMEDIATELY
>AFTER HIS BURIAL WHERE HIS ENEMIES WILL NOT KNOW MY WHERE ABOUT THEN FROM
>GHANA THAT I MUST FIND ANY POSSIBLE MEANS OF MOVING OUT AND NATURALIZE
>IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY WHERE I CAN PUT UP SOLID INVESTMENT WITH THE MONEY
>SO THAT I WILL NOT LACK ANYTHING AS HIS ONLY DUAGHTER. NOW I AM STAYING
>HERE IN A VILLAGE CALLED OKPONG IN KUMASI GHANA WITH A TEACHER AND HIS FAMILY
>OF 4. THOUGH THEY ARE VERY POOR BUT CARING.
>
>ACCORDING TO HIM IT WAS BECAUSE OF HIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS
>BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, AND THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY
>OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT
>PURPOSE ,(SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT).
>
>NOW THE SECURITY FINANCE COMPANY HAS MOVED THE FUND AS DEPOSITED TO THEIR
>SISTER COMPANY ABROAD BECUASE OF THE WAR IN MY COUNTRY THEREFORE, IT BECAME
>A VERY BIG OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO FULFIL MY FATHER'S DREAM FOR ME TO MOVE
>OUT OF MY COUNTRY. I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING
>WAYS:
>
>(1) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND.
>
>(2) ASSIST ME IN PUTTING THIS SUM OF MONEY IN SAFE KEEPING BY ACCEPTING
>TO RECEIVE IT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY WITH A LETTER OF AUTHORITY FROM
>ME.
>
>3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY
>EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY.
>
>MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION
>FOR YOUR EFFORT /INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION.
>
>FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE
>THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN A FEW DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST
>TO ASSIST ME.
>
>THE DETAILS OF THE SECURITY COMPANY, CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT AND DEPOSIT
>PIN NUMBER WOULD BE RELEASED TO YOU WHEN WE MUST HAVE ESTABLISHED CORDIAL
>RELATIONSHIP AND HAVE THE FULL IDENTITY OF EACH OTHER JUST FOR ME
>TO BE WELL SECURED.
>
>
>ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY. THANKS AND
>GOD BLESS.
>
>GRACE OKAN.
>
>NB: PLEASE REPLY TO MY TWO (2) EMAIL ADDRESSES SO THAT
>I CAN HAVE ACCESS EASILY.
>
>
>
>
Whoah! Much too complicated. Let me pop open another beer, and I'll shoot off my reply:


Dearest Grace,

I am so happy to receive your letter. I must say one thing: Help! I need somebody, not just anybody, you know I need someone. When I was younger so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way. But now those days are gone I'm not so self assured, I know that I just need you like I've never done before. This money will sure come in handy. You are an answer to my prayers. Oh darling! And now my life has changed in oh so many ways. My independence seems to vanish in the haze. This money will help me gain my independence back. I want to hold your hand in this business deal. We can't let it be, we must come together, right now, over me. Back when I was in the Army, Sergeant Pepper always told me that I'd be lucky. I sure didn't believe him then, but I do now. Love me, do, I would beg God, but He didn't answer me, till there was you.

All my loving,
Hugh G Rection.

I don't know if I will get a reply at all (no reply!) haha, but if I do, I'm wondering how drunk I should be and what band I should be listening to...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 4:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good work but....OUCH! You may have taken the wind out of my sails. I am getting ready to post a bait I have going in which I have used a different Rolling Stones song in each reply. I am up to 5 songs, but I don't have your finesse-pehaps I need more beer Very Happy .
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 4:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

LiveBait wrote:
Good work but....OUCH! You may have taken the wind out of my sails. I am getting ready to post a bait I have going in which I have used a different Rolling Stones song in each reply. I am up to 5 songs, but I don't have your finesse-pehaps I need more beer Very Happy .


The Stones....excellent! I can't wait to see your bait, heheheh. Yes, by the way, beer is highly recommended in these musical mugu adventures. Wink

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