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H8DABS
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hasn't been a good week! First, she made me a doctors appointment without telling me! Second, she lied and said it was for her (turned out to be a refill consult), but she got me there! Third, it was a FULL exam! Yes, Dr. Proctor, Ben Dover, etc. Thats not something you spring on a man. It takes preparation! Appointment over and I go home and curl up fetal like for a few hours. Today the call comes and well I guess its good news. Cholesterols up, blood pressures up (you think). Come in for a script for some pills and a consult with the dietician. Was that the end of it? Not on your life! For dinner I got somthing called tofu, a couple of carrot sticks, and a bottle of girly water! She's also turned the grand kids against me. Their watching the refrigerator! Grandpa can't go near it!

Any of you guys want her??? Serious right now. By morning will probably change my mind, so HURRY!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sure, as long as she can cook, I'll give you $20 for her.

You accept WU, right?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>You're just annoyed because you didn't have your clean shreddies on, right? Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Try craigslist ....you'll get loads of offers Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

H8DABS wrote:
Today the call comes and well I guess its good news. Cholesterols up, blood pressures up (you think). Come in for a script for some pills and a consult with the dietician.


Could be worse, my driving instructor got so skilled at sneaking out food that his wife hid the bread in the washing machine Laughing

Seriously do not eat unflavoured tofu. It's minging. Eat the stuff that's been properly flavoured with tomatoes or something strong, then have it in a stir-fry with black bean sauce.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I got somthing called tofu


Yum! I love tofu, I'll buy her Wink.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Does she like sex? If so, I'll trade ya mine.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think she needs some tips.........

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ my, how things have changed in 50 years. Now, it's the opposite.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

cahuna wrote:
I think she needs some tips.........

http://members.419eater.com/~cahuna/GoodOldDays.jpg



You should be taken out back and shot for posting that link Mad






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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Agreed! Evil or Very Mad
Master of the house, my ass! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

awwww....the good old days....boy am I glad that I am living now. I wouldn┤t wanna live with a woman like that Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ for once I have to agree with him. Would annoy me no end and when she wouldn't annoy me anymore I'd die of boredom.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
^^^ for once I have to agree with him.


now THAT scares me....lol Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Think i'll save that image Wink.. Just to badger lotta with it..
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ you know there is a small line between BADgering lotta and getting kicked in the nuts by lotta 20 times.... Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

breadcrumb wrote:
now THAT scares me....lol Laughing Laughing


That's was a one off, punk...no need to get all itchy! Evil or Very Mad

And H8, keep that wife, she doesn't want you to die young...they don't make them like that anymore.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don wrote:
... she doesn't want you to die young...


what does it matter how she wants you dead? Confused





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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hubby told me that he was going to trade me in for two 20year olds.
I told him that he was not wired for 2/20. Razz
He never said that again. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
If he does, tell him that 20 goes into 40 a lot better than 40 goes into 20 Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Did you spot the kids rifling through Mom's handbag looking to steal her valiums in that pic?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ cahuna - Sorry, not that BRAVE. Gave a thought to
keeping the link for all of 2 seconds, then realized she's
a lot better at this computer biz. She'd come across it
sooner or later. I'll just stick to sulking, she gets tired
of it and gives in. Well, about 10% of the time. Since
she done told the Grand kids about whats good for
Grandpa to eat, think I ask them why she lets them eat
the bad stuff. See how she handles that when they ask
her. Yea, I know I won't like it.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like she baited you pretty good... did she get a trophy pic??? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@SF
Told hubby what you said and he cracked up. clapping

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