Trying for a trophy - pray for me!

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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:57 pm

It's been nearly two months sinxe got in touch with . Since then she's used her Odinist faith to cry off paying lawyer's fees and been prevented from travelling because of her passport being confiscated. The Lad, meanwhile, has tried to become an Odinist and even signed pledges to that effect:

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http://s67.photobucket.com/albums/h311/yastreb/Pledges%20and%20Promises/?action=view¤t=PLEDGETOODINFROM.jpg[/url]

http://s67.photobucket.com/albums/h311/yastreb/Pledges%20and%20Promises/?action=view¤t=THEPLEDGE.jpg

Now I've got him triple-teamed by Eliza's brother (a soldier in the SAS) and a priest of Odin, . The last set him a task after his resolve to worship Odin seemed to slip...

Quote:

I am aware that you have pledged yourself to the worship of the All-Father, thanks to , but I am less than pleased to view the clear evidence that your faith, albeit new-found, proved to be less than resolute.
This has caused to All-Father to express His displeasure with both Elizabeth and yourself. I am obliged to set tasks for you both to expiate this sin. Until this has been done, I have directed that there be no further communication between you.
The runes having been cast, and being revealed as for Elizabeth and for you, I have set these tasks.
Elizabeth is required to stand naked before , with two white cats held to her bosom and the rune painted upon her back, in homage to Freya.
You are required to symbolically re-enact the sacrifice of Tyr to the Fenris Wolf. For this you must acquire a large dog, of any breed similar to the Alsatian (German Shepherd) and of sufficient size (ie full growth).
At dead of night, you must strip to the waist, paint the rune upon your chest, and then place your right hand between the jaws of the dog. This action must be photographed, and the photograph forwarded to me as proof that the action was performed.
Once these tasks are completed, you and Elizabeth will once more be viewed favourably by the All-Father.

He's written to all three of my baiter personae, first pleading that he can't do it because he's in hiding, and then asking tor an explanation.

I so wnat to get this trophy. I beg all of you, nothing but good thoughts about this!

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:59 pm

Good luck!

Personally I'd have given him a slap for his pathetic looking 'pledge' ! Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:00 pm

Good luck!!! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:43 am

Good luck. I hope the mugu send the tropies to you
that would be some trophy Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:29 pm

He's sent eight emails to all three baiter persona, begging to be let off the task/penance. Sample:

Quote:

l got your mail with many thanks and well noted, l really understand it very now, l dont think you know what l am under going over here. Why you have me to get a dog and paint my self and take a picture.
l am in hide out, l dont thkin told you this or explain to you about my predicament l am under going over here, please call her and let her explain to you about my predicament over here.
Meanwhile, l dont have a dog or walk arround, l am a Royalty, l am having a problem with mystepmother.
Please let her explain to you very well, before this tast will take place.

I'm going to keep pressing!

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:35 pm

If he pulls this off, tell him to prepare for Ragnarok and dub him the new Odinsblade Very Happy

With runic tattoos of course.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:38 pm

I wonder what mystepmother has to say about all this.

Maybe he could emulate one of these instead?

http://www.whypaintcats.com/

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:54 pm

Or he could do this Laughing

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=27153&in_page_id=2

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