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bighouse
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have my teeth into the first of hopefully many mugus... after only two weeks and maybe 10 emails I believe he's ready to send me a picture.

Here's the lowdown: the initial contact email says he's starting up a charity and needs moral support...

I respond with a thank you, so and so must have sent you to me because I'm a decision maker with a congregation and able to take his cause up with the greater team of decision makers. We can pray for him, heh, and I ask for more details.

He responds with "yes, do pray" and gives me a laundry list of things he want s to do to help, a few emails later, "it costs alot of money to startup a charity here in Nigeria" starts coming into it.

Well, we just so happen to have a fund raiser approaching, and whammo, he's on it like a bass on a cheese doodle.

So, I have the fund-raiser figured out, we're distributing "rice bowls" to every member of the church. The rice bowl is a fold-up cardboard bowl like a carton of milk only wide and short, with a slot in the top... it's a coin bank. If everyone at the church fills up their rice bowl (and they do every year) then our mugu will be the recipient of around $15k in donations which has been our practice to send via WU or MG... to our servants in other lands...

now he's pulling at the bait, but I need to print something on the bowl, it is, after all, a charity appeal. So, I'll need the name of the charity, the name of the priest in charge, and of course, a picture of our missionary doing good works in Nigeria.

I'm thinking of:

Father PedrO Phil3 Lov3s the Childr3n Of Nig3ria

(munged to avoid the googles)

What do you think? Worthy first attempt? Or will you reserve judgement until I actually have the image in hand?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That sounds good. You need graphics to back it up?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I personally wouldn't use the name. Not all priests molest children, you know.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just keep the name real. No priest would have a name like that.

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AxCx
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You forgot "Father Ron Jeremy" as Shive metimbers has used.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i`m using at the moment, and it`s working a treat Laughing

The Lads don`t care what your name is, once its not "i`m a scambaiter", they are only interested in your money, however, do take an interest in their name, ask the meaning and compliment it, goes a long way to forming those bonds you need for an obedient pet Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why is it that the Nigies love goats? There's someone going by the name of Mugu on the ebay boards who always goes on aboot having a goat

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Marvinator wrote:
That sounds good. You need graphics to back it up?


I can't stop looking at the mugshot as your avatar Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a Pastor Butt3r

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Father De Betta as far as I'm concerned Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Father Guido Sarducci.....who else?

Or has that been used so many times the lads know who it is?
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