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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:00 am |
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This is quite weird. I replied to a scam mail offering me fish exported from Nigeria by speedboat, and that was about three weeks ago. I was so keen to catch this lad I even did a strictly straight bait from another addy but didn`t get any reply to either.
Now I have received a very similar proposition into my baiting addy which I don`t use as a catcher and it`s from a different addy - no speedboats this time but they do promise
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| AND WE DELIVER THEM ON THE SAME DAY FISHING TO IT'S DESTINATION |
- must be by plane or rocket now I guess.
This is a selection of the fish on offer
1= Grouper Fish
2= Lady Fish Dentex
3= Red Snapper
4= Red Mullet Rascals Fish
5= LoveStar Fish
6= Strimes Fish
7= Tuna Fish
8= Swordfish
9= Sigal Fish AND Inkfish
10= Salmon
11= Tilapia
I'll ask which goes best with chips. I don't know how I can bait this straight. I want the ugliest fish and the lad together for a trophy pic - better start googling. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Location: Europe
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:04 am |
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What? No gefilte fish? Oivay!  |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:06 am |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:09 am |
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Wolf fish:
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pmccrevis
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:11 am |
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Ugly little buggers aren't they... |
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Dragonslayer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 66
Location: SB XLI
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:24 am |
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is that a picture of Jesus in it's mouth?
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:28 am |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:31 am |
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Wikipedia
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| Inkfish is a term applied cephalopods, primarily in fisheries science and the fishing industry, paralleling the terms white fish, oily fish, and shellfish. The name refers to the ability of many cephalopods to squirt "ink" when alarmed. |
Ewwwwww - I hate to think where this bait will go - but I think it's going to be smelly. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:34 am |
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| GomerPyle wrote: |
| ... I'll ask which goes best with chips. ... |
How about Nemo?
You know, he's been found:
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:38 am |
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| Wikipedia wrote: |
| Inkfish is a term applied cephalopods<snip> |
In English, that means squid, octopus, cuttlefish, or mollusks  |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:46 am |
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and that's supposed to make me feel better ? Half the stuff I can't even google. The love star thing only comes up as some repellant koi carp food addititive made out gristle and yuck.
They better have a camera. I'm not even going to pretend I have a clue. I like my fish rectangular and covered in breadcrumbs.
I'll play it straight and let the lad go wacky. An invite to the 'fishery' is included. That's this years vacation sorted then. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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xXCIENFUEGOSXx
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2006
Posts: 133
Location: Ecuador
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:53 am |
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| You could sell it on ebay. I made a fortune out of that cheese toasty... |
Don�t let judge judy find out ... |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:05 am |
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| I like my fish rectangular and covered in breadcrumbs. |
You sure?
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"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:12 am |
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More and more peculiar. I googled the name of the company purported to be exporting these fish, as I thought maybe they would hijack a regular company name as they usually do - but no - it led me to this list of companies - all communication and technology firms
http://www.ncc.gov.ng/Liceensee_nov06/Sales%20&%20Installation.pdf
I hate to leap to conclusion, though I usually do, but it couldn't be a list of Nigerian internet cafes could it ? Probably not but even if it isn't, it's an interesting list. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 447
Location: Godzone
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:44 am |
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You really need some FUGU http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugu.
You want to poison your unlaws with it so you can claim their millions in inheritance! |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:18 am |
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Speaking of fish...look what i just stumbled on...
http://www.shrimpbuddy.com/
Put Shrimpbuddies on your list! hehehe |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:44 am |
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<br>Ask him if he can get hold of any Chocolate Starfish. |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:25 am |
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Tommo Erm
I take pure delight informing people what that means 
Very often (it's a work thing) music wise.
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:08 pm |
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I'm not even discussing chocolate starfish
Wikipedia - The Grouper
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| The species Epinephelus lanceolatus can grow very large: there have been reports of them growing big enough to swallow a human bather (I thought it said baiter for one horrible moment) or even a scuba diver: for example, Arthur C. Clarke wrote that while scuba diving in an inlet on the coast of Sri Lanka he saw a grouper about 20 feet long, and 4 feet thick side to side, living in a sunken floating dock. |
I'll have some of them. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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terazzi
419Eater is my life
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Posts: 370
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:27 pm |
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AxCx
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Joined: 24 Feb 2007
Posts: 59
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:13 pm |
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Ask him if he has fishy girls. That'll confuse him |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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<br>Does he stock Sea Horses? If so, tell him you want them "on the hoof." |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
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lotta
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:07 pm |
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How about a fathead?
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WebWitch
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:10 pm |
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I miss-typed one of my favorite websites....and got here:
http://www.fishfighter.com/
Funny - it made me think of this thread immediately |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:24 am |
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Please note fish type no : 2
1= Grouper Fish
*** 2= Lady Fish Dentex ****
3= Red Snapper
4= Red Mullet Rascals Fish
5= LoveStar Fish
6= Strimes Fish
7= Tuna Fish
8= Swordfish
9= Sigal Fish AND Inkfish
10= Salmon
11= Tilapia
See if you can get him to sell you a mermaid...? |
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