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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is quite weird. I replied to a scam mail offering me fish exported from Nigeria by speedboat, and that was about three weeks ago. I was so keen to catch this lad I even did a strictly straight bait from another addy but didn`t get any reply to either.

Now I have received a very similar proposition into my baiting addy which I don`t use as a catcher and it`s from a different addy - no speedboats this time but they do promise
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AND WE DELIVER THEM ON THE SAME DAY FISHING TO IT'S DESTINATION
- must be by plane or rocket now I guess.

This is a selection of the fish on offer

1= Grouper Fish
2= Lady Fish Dentex
3= Red Snapper
4= Red Mullet Rascals Fish
5= LoveStar Fish
6= Strimes Fish
7= Tuna Fish
8= Swordfish
9= Sigal Fish AND Inkfish
10= Salmon
11= Tilapia

I'll ask which goes best with chips. I don't know how I can bait this straight. I want the ugliest fish and the lad together for a trophy pic - better start googling.

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I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What? No gefilte fish? Oivay! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wolf fish:
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ugly little buggers aren't they...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You could sell it on ebay. I made a fortune out of that cheese toasty...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wikipedia

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Inkfish is a term applied cephalopods, primarily in fisheries science and the fishing industry, paralleling the terms white fish, oily fish, and shellfish. The name refers to the ability of many cephalopods to squirt "ink" when alarmed.


Ewwwwww - I hate to think where this bait will go - but I think it's going to be smelly.

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Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle wrote:
... I'll ask which goes best with chips. ...


How about Nemo?

You know, he's been found:

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wikipedia wrote:
Inkfish is a term applied cephalopods<snip>

In English, that means squid, octopus, cuttlefish, or mollusks Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

and that's supposed to make me feel better ? Half the stuff I can't even google. The love star thing only comes up as some repellant koi carp food addititive made out gristle and yuck.

They better have a camera. I'm not even going to pretend I have a clue. I like my fish rectangular and covered in breadcrumbs.

I'll play it straight and let the lad go wacky. An invite to the 'fishery' is included. That's this years vacation sorted then.

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Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nurse Nasty wrote:
You could sell it on ebay. I made a fortune out of that cheese toasty...


Dont let judge judy find out ...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle wrote:
I like my fish rectangular and covered in breadcrumbs.

You sure?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

More and more peculiar. I googled the name of the company purported to be exporting these fish, as I thought maybe they would hijack a regular company name as they usually do - but no - it led me to this list of companies - all communication and technology firms

http://www.ncc.gov.ng/Liceensee_nov06/Sales%20&%20Installation.pdf

I hate to leap to conclusion, though I usually do, but it couldn't be a list of Nigerian internet cafes could it ? Probably not but even if it isn't, it's an interesting list.

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Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You really need some FUGU http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugu.

You want to poison your unlaws with it so you can claim their millions in inheritance!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Speaking of fish...look what i just stumbled on...
http://www.shrimpbuddy.com/
Put Shrimpbuddies on your list! hehehe Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>Ask him if he can get hold of any Chocolate Starfish.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not even discussing chocolate starfish Laughing

Wikipedia - The Grouper

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The species Epinephelus lanceolatus can grow very large: there have been reports of them growing big enough to swallow a human bather (I thought it said baiter for one horrible moment) or even a scuba diver: for example, Arthur C. Clarke wrote that while scuba diving in an inlet on the coast of Sri Lanka he saw a grouper about 20 feet long, and 4 feet thick side to side, living in a sunken floating dock.


I'll have some of them.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ask if he is into shrimping. Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask him if he has fishy girls. That'll confuse him

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<br>Does he stock Sea Horses? If so, tell him you want them "on the hoof."

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How about a fathead?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I miss-typed one of my favorite websites....and got here:
http://www.fishfighter.com/

Funny - it made me think of this thread immediately Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Please note fish type no : 2

1= Grouper Fish
*** 2= Lady Fish Dentex ****
3= Red Snapper
4= Red Mullet Rascals Fish
5= LoveStar Fish
6= Strimes Fish
7= Tuna Fish
8= Swordfish
9= Sigal Fish AND Inkfish
10= Salmon
11= Tilapia

See if you can get him to sell you a mermaid...?

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