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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:38 am

But it looks like i`ll be sleeping on the couch as it`s a bit of a full house, but he does have his own generator, so thats a plus.

i`ve asked for time alone with the suspect, at first it was going to cost me $150 but now it`s gone up, probably cos i wanted to use "tools" Twisted Evil

Here`s his ID http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=102295

Inspector John of the EFCC wrote:

DEAR SAM, I WILL RELEASE A DOCUMENT TO YOU AFTER GETTINGTHE APPROVAL FROM MY BOSS. AS REGARDS YOUR HAVING ABOUT 30 MINUTES WITH THESUSPECT,IT IS VERY RISKY IN THE SENSE THAT YOU CANKILL HIM. BEFORE YOU START COMING,IT IS PERTINENT TOSAY THAT WE MUST SORT OUT THINGS VERY WELL. I GUESS YOU HAVE NOT BEEN TO NIGERIA BEFORE AND AS ARESULT,YOU NEED A RESERVATION FOR THE PERIOD YOU AREGOING TO STAY,OR CAN YOU MANAGE MY HOME? MY WIFE IS ALWAYS ACCOMODATING,I PUT UP IN A THREEBEDROOM APARTMENT,WITH MY THREE KIDS,THE ELDEST ISFOURTEEN . I ALSO HAVE A 5KVA STANDBY GENERATOR IN CASE OF POWERFAILURE. IF I MUST GO AGAINST OUR RULES TO ALLOW YOU 30MINUTES WITH THE SUSPECT,I SUGGEST YOU GIVE ME $500FOR MY TROUBLES AS WELL AS SETTLING MY PRYING EYESBOYS . BEST REGARDS INSP JOHN

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:45 am

I suggest you spend an hour with the suspect.

Spending $1,000.00 dollars should be no problem for you.
If you were to go overboard with the questioning and the suspect died.
You will pay the mugu $ 10,000.00 dollars Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:00 am

Wonder if you can get him to reserve a hotel for you? Something you can check remotely?

You'll have to dangle a bunch of carrot though. :/

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:46 am

rumbero wrote:

I suggest you spend an hour with the suspect.

Inspector John of the EFCC wrote:

MY WIFE IS ALWAYS ACCOMODATING,

I suggest you spend an hour with the wife... Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

^^^ You may have to.

Quote:

I PUT UP IN A THREE BEDROOM APARTMENT, WITH MY THREE KIDS THE ELDEST IS FOURTEEN

Seven people including the suspect and at least one teenager in three bedrooms.

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:43 am

That goes 'way beyond cosy...

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:47 am

Quote:

Seven people including the suspect and at least one teenager in three bedrooms.

I suggest you stay in a nearby refugee camp.
The Lad photos of themselves in refugee camps indicate there is no shortage of food, there are ample PC's and a high speed internet connection for everyone to use.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:48 pm

Looks like EFCC Lad has been baited before, or is weary of being baited, looks like a job for the sign generators Laughing

Quote:

HELLO SAM,
I THINK I AM ABOUT TO GET THE DOCUMENTS YOU NEED TO GIVE TO YOUR BANK BUT AS REGARDS GIVING OUT PICTURES ANY MORE IN THIS TRANSACTION,I SAY A CAPITAL NO!
UNLESS YOU SEND ME YOUR PICTURE BEARING A PLACKARD WITH MY NAME ON IT,THEN I CAN CARRY OUT OTHER E-SIGNS FOR YOU OR MY FAMILY PHOTO AS WELL.
YOURS SINCERELY
INSP JOHN

i only asked for recomendations and police file photos of the best local hookers..... how am i supposed to enjoy my compensation money with the man reponsible for arranging it for me Rolling Eyes

ya have to have prior knowledge of the local hoor-houses before ya go Laughing

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