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 Dead Diamond Dealer Done over by ditzy Vicar of Aberdeen

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ok so its my 1st bait (kinda) thats got a bit under its wing to talk about.
All suggestions welcome

There opening letter. Some diamond dealer died blah blah blah

We know our message will come to you as a
surprise,first of all, we will like to wish you a
Compliment of the season, I am XXXXXXX and I am
writing to you together with my Sister Miss STICKY VICKY(LOLFAG) from Abidjan Rep of te 'Ivoire.We hope you will Permit us to inform you of our desire of going into business
relationship with you.We got your name and contact from
internet ,We prayed over it and selected your name among
other names after reading your profile and we beleive that
you will be a trustworthy person that We can do business
with and , We must not hesitate to confide in you for this
simple and sincere business.
We are xxxx and Miss STICKY VICKY the only
son and Daugther of late CHIEF and Mrs. SIBERIAN SLAG. Our
father was a very wealthy DIAMOND DEALER, the economic
capital of SIERRE LOANE, our father was poisoned to dearth
by his business associates on one of their outings on a
business trip. Our mother died when we was very small and
since then our father took us so special. Before the death
of our father in a private hospital here
in Abidjan, he secretly called me on his bed side and told
me that he has the sum of Eight million ,three hundred
thousand United State Dollars.USD ($8.300,000) deposited in a bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only son for the next
of Kin in depositing of the fund in the bank. He also explained to us that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by
his business associates.That we should seek for a Foreign
partner in a country of our choice where we will help us withdraw the fund and transfer the fund and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management .
Sir, We are honourably seeking your assistance in
the following ways:
1)to come down here and help us transfer of the fund to your country through your account.
2)To provide a bank account into which this money would be
transferred to.
3) To serve as a guardian of this fund
4)To make a feasibility study and recommend some
worthwhile business investments which flourishes there in
your country, Our approach is in view of our ill-
experience in business. This fund been the basis of our
future and business ambition, your friendship,honest
assistance and advise will be appreciated so much while
relying on your guidance for profitable business
establishment in your country.
5)To make arrangement for me and my younger sister to come
over to your country to further our education and to
secure a resident permit in your country.
Moreover, We are willing to offer you 15% of
the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after
the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated
account overseas.
Furthermore, Please, if you think you can be of
an assistance to this our problem try to contact us on
this e-mail addresse above for more discussion and
modalities of this transaction and We are willing to offer
to you the 15% of the total Money and also a negotiable
percentage for the investment project.
We will forward all the documents concerning this
deposit to you,together with our pictures on confirming to
us your interest to assist us in this our situation
Please, Help us to get out of this terrible
situation and our Almigthy God will bless you.
Anicipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God bless.
Best regards,

Enter Vicar xxx from the whitecastle mention something about Madona’s goal in 1970

I am Vicar xxx of the White Castle Christian Church in Aberdeen.
Every year i must search for good profitable causes to aid our spread of religion. After reading your letter of distress i feel almost forced by the hand of god to inform you that you shall be assisted in your financial problems.

I await for your requests.

Peace be our lord.

I have attached your email for safe keeping

They want to hear my voice of God

Dear Vicar xxx

We get your mail.we thank you for your understanding and willingness to help me and my sister out.pls send us your phone number so that we can call you from here to hear your voice.pls tell us more about yourself.we pray to hear from you soon.
yours sincerely,
xxx and sticky vicky

The tale of the cellular telephone and the donation of a large sum mentioned out of turn

this my child is my cellular telephone number 0800-sex-me it is a most odd of phones as many have complained for it to always be off so ringing it may not be advised. It is all the the church can provide me with. I am a very simple man. i am totally provided for by the church so i have lots of money to invest in the Meat and Two Veg business in my spare time. I enjoy golf and meat balls. I hope you can pick up the pace of this transaction as i have a busy time ahead. Due to new tax laws i must literally dump a large sum of money as a donation in the church's name otherwise it risks being confiscated by the Government. If only there was a needy cause for this cash. Anyway i look forward to your reply.

God may look after this Electronic Mail


The penny doesn’t drop and say they want 1200 and have 400 (Dollars)

we get your mail and we called on your number but is not going through.we think is in answering machine.
we have gone to our fathers bank .they told us to get some papers from the ministry of justice and finance with a help of a lawyer.we have consulted a lawyer and he told us that it will cost us 1200 dolars to get those papers our bank required from us .the lawyer said that is neccesary to get the papers so that our fathers bank will transfer the fund or give us access.we have to get some papers called affidevite from the justice.the lawyer will help us to do it.pls write us back .we need your help to get thisd papers our fathers bank required.we have only 400 dollars equivalent.pls can you help us to get the clearance documents
we pray to hear from you soon.
yours sincerely,

My Vastly superior maths skills are tested

Yes my Cellular Telephone is quite advanced. It is called Voicemail. Due to myself being a man of God I cannot have my Cellular Telephone going off in the middle of confession or a town meeting, What a silly little man you are. Also i must ask now you have become my friend are there any confessions you will like to give? Please trust me as i am a man of god.

Please note next time leave a message and i assure you that i will get it. I understand your predicament and you need $1200 and have $400. This would mean you are $600 short to cover the rest. I am glad my Western maths skills are put in good use for once. People say i am retarded. I would like to Help you in every way you see fit.

Your dearest


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