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 It feels so good to slap a lad....

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have to admit, that I usually not much of a "slapper" in my baits, but this lad has SUCH an attitude, that I decided to slap the living shit out of him.
I am baiting the lad as
The lad is the banker, so it is even easier to slap him. I already fired the lawyer and have been handed over to the banker.
Here is how the bait is just evolving (me = blue, lad = red).
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Dear xxxxxx,

Where should the signing take place? I am on a busy schedule, but I have plans for touring africa in a few weeks. Maybe I will get near your location, and we can get the deal done? Please find a scan of my passport (Reisepass) attached. It is my old passport, since my newer one is with the Austrian authorities after my recent visit in the US (anti-terrorist restrictions). I hope this one is good enough for your purpose.

Greetings
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart VIII


mugu_cultist was so nice and made a chop with an old passport from the 19th century where he filled in my name: (this is a passport that is surely not reuseable for the lads):
http://members.419eater.com/~breadcrumb/passportWAM.jpg

So the lad complained:
Quote:


AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT
ATTN
SIR

YOUR PASSPORT COPIES HAVE NO PHOTO ON IT YOU HAVE TO SCAN THE PHOTO PAGE.
SECOUNDLY AFTER THE APPROVAL OF THE FUND YOU WILL HAVE ONLY SEVEN WORKING DAYS TO SIGN THE FUND RELEASE ORDER PAPERS .SO WE CANT WAIT FOR WEEKS IS NOT THE PROCEDURES.
WHEREBY YOU CANT COME THEN YOU HAVE TO HIRE AN ATTORNEY THAT WILL SIGN THE FUND AND TRANSFER IT TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

FINALLY YOU HAVE TO PAY 500 EUROS TO OUR BANK ATTORNEY TO ENABLE HIM PROCESS YOUR APPLICATION FOR APPROVAL.

SO ANSWER US FAST BEFORE WE APPROVE IT.
REGARDS


But I am as sure as hell not going to take this attitude, so I sent him the following:
Quote:


Dear Mr. xxxxx,

What the hell do you mean by photo in the passport? This is what an Austrian passport looks like. And noone needs a picture of me, cause EVERYONE knows who I am anyways. So donīt you dare to talk to me like this again.
What do you mean seven working days? I have a busy schedule. I am YOUR customer, and it is MY money, so you better get your ass moving the way I want it and not the other way around. Got that? I will not take ANY attitude like this from you. You either do it my way or we wonīt do it at all. I am a serious, well known and famous person and I had to do with bankers all over the world and NOONE ever dared to act like this before. And I will surely NOT pay your fucking bank attorney. YOUR attorney is NONE of MY business. If the bank chooses to get themselves an attorney, then they will have to pay them theirselves. I have my own attorney, in case that one is needed. And now tell me again, what is needed to do next. But mind your words, I will not take any shit from you again.

Regards


Seems like he doesnīt like my "bad manners":
Quote:

FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEĻPT
ATTN
I THINK YOU DONT HAVE MANNERS AND DONT TALK PROFESSIONALLY AS YOU CLAIM TO BE.
WITHOUT PAYING THE FEES WE WILL NOT DO ANYTHING WITHY YOU AGAIN.I DONT CARE TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE AM DOING MY WORK..


Like if I would care about that. Time for another slap....
Quote:


What do you mean, I donīt have manners! I am the customer, this is MY money. YOU have MY money. You have no choice but to do business with me. So you think a bank can say: "Sorry, I donīt like you, we will keep your money" Thatīs not the way the system ANYWHERE works. Cause what YOU are suggesting is simply theft. If you refuse to give me the money that belongs to ME, then you are a thief. So, are you a thief or are you a professional banker?
AND I never said, I wouldnīt pay the fees, I said, I wouldnīt pay for YOUR attorney, cause he is none of my business. PLUS it is not YOU who is to tell me when the business will take place. Again: This is MY money it is MY choice. Got that now? Is that professional enough for you? If not, then I want to talk to your boss, maybe he knows how international business works.


awww....he deserves respect???
Quote:


THE WAY YOU TALK AS IF I WANT TOI EMBEZZLE YOUR FUND IS NOT OK AT ALL.
YOUR CUSTOMER QUIET ALRIGHT BUT I DESERVE SOME RESPECT AS THE MANAGER OF THE BANK..

IF YOU CANT PAY THE 500 EUROS BE PREPARED TO RECEIVE THE FUND IN INDONESIA WHERE WE HAVE DIPLOMATIC MOVEMENT.

REGARDS


Lets see if he will take this from me:
Quote:

Dear Mr. xxxxx,

Once again: You said that you would not want to give me my money because of my "bad manners". It was YOU who started this.
And let me tell you one thing: I donīt care if you are bank manager or a whore from the street who gives away blowjobs for 10€ . It all sums up to the same thing: If I pay you the money, you will do what I pay you for. May this be in giving me a fucking blowjob or in giving me MY money. Do you understand me? The modalities are not YOUR choice, since it is MY money. And I donīt care if you feel insulted as a bank manager. If you would have treated me with the proper respect right from the beginning, we wouldnīt have that troubles now at all.
And who says that I canīt pay the fee? I spend more money on cigars a day than these stupid 500€ you are talking about. Itīs not that I canīt pay the fee, the fact is, that I donīt WANT to pay the fee for something, that is not even clearly stated, as to for what I have to pay it. And what the hell is my money doing in Indonesia? I donīt care if you have diplomatic movement or bowel movement in your head. Send me clear and detailed instructions on how to proceed and not all this whining like a baby who got its pacifier taken away.

Regards,

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