The saga of the Church of the Falling Water

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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:43 am

1/10/07

Date: 10 January 2007
From: GORGE WILLIAMS
Reply To: [email protected]

Subject: REPLY URGENTLY NEEDED
FROM THE DESK OF GORGE WILLIAMS
FROM CITY TRUST BANK PLC
HEADQUARTERS ANNEX LAGOS
VICTORIA ISLAND NIGERIA
EMAIL: [email protected]
Dear Sir

With good faith i have come to you about this Legitimate Business of mine,
but i must first introduce to you my goodself.

I am Gorge Williams of City Trust Bank Plc, I am the personal accountant to Mr.Patrick Veen, (Snr) a nationale of your country, who used to work with
shell development company here in Nigeria.On the 21st june 2004,our customer and
his wife And their three children were involved in a car accident along sagbama
express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there live.
Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of his extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the
Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted
you to assist in repartrating the money and property left behind by our customer before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by our bank where he deposited sum of US$ 5.2 million dollars in our bank the City Trust Bank Plc, the banking guidelines stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed for over a period of time 2 years and few months, with the account unservicable the money will be Confisicated and this will happen after the next few weeks if nobody comes for the money Since we have not seen anybody for the money and his property for the last two years and our bank has been notifying the Rotary club for the past one year,

Now I seek your consent to present yourself as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$5.2 million dollars can be paid to you as the next of kin.
I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please, you can also get in touch with me through this email: To enable us discuss more: [email protected]
I will companset you with 40% of the total fund , Please favoure this massage with an immidiate reply

I am looking forward to hearing from you soonest.
Best regards,
GORGE WILLIAMS

1/11/07

Good to hear back from you so quickly. I apologize for the answering
machine, but our church is quite busy with our international expansion,
as I'm sure you are aware.

Concerning the baptism ritual, the process is really quite simple. One
must simply take a shower, and have the LORD's most precious gift, the
water rain down upon you while thinking lordly thoughts. I remind you
that it is important that one that does not approach the LORD in a
shameful state of nakedness. It is required that one be fully clothed
while taking the shower.

For men: It is required that you wear a collared shirt, a tie, slacks
and some type of footwear.
For women: It is required that you wear a shirt that covers the chest, a
skirt or slacks, and some type of footwear.

Psalm 68:9

You gave abundant showers, O God; you refreshed your weary inheritance.

Generally, this is done in person. However, since you are an ocean apart
physically, we are willing to accept photographs of your baptism. I have
attached photographs of my own baptism ceremony to show how it should be
done. When you are done, send me the scans or digital images of your
baptism photos and then all that is necessary the transfer will be
complete.

I hope to hear from you soon. Be blessed,
--
Pastor Lisa Len
The Church of the Falling Water

HomerJFong note: A photo of Denise Richards showering in a see-through purple dress was sent to the lad.

*********

Dear Pastor Lisa,
How are you today?. with hope things are really working fine, please do send the instructions of baptimal ritual and the photo immediately,
i tried your number immediately and it went on answering mechine
mainwhile you can get back to me for more and faster discussion no my telephone number immediately, +234-********
now kindly detail me on how it is going to be done immediately,
all this will take place immediately,
make sure you call on phone immediately,
i will be expecting your call,

*********

1/12/07

Good to hear back from you so quickly. I apologize for the answering
machine, but our church is quite busy with our international expansion,
as I'm sure you are aware.

Concerning the baptism ritual, the process is really quite simple. One
must simply take a shower, and have the LORD's most precious gift, the
water rain down upon you while thinking lordly thoughts. I remind you
that it is important that one that does not approach the LORD in a
shameful state of nakedness. It is required that one be fully clothed
while taking the shower.

For men: It is required that you wear a collared shirt, a tie, slacks
and some type of footwear.
For women: It is required that you wear a shirt that covers the chest, a
skirt or slacks, and some type of footwear.

Psalm 68:9

You gave abundant showers, O God; you refreshed your weary inheritance.

Generally, this is done in person. However, since you are an ocean apart
physically, we are willing to accept photographs of your baptism. I have
attached photographs of my own baptism ceremony to show how it should be
done. When you are done, send me the scans or digital images of your
baptism photos and then all that is necessary the transfer will be
complete.

I hope to hear from you soon. Be blessed,
--
Pastor Lisa Len
The Church of the Falling Water

******

Dear Pastor Lisa,
i really thank for your efforts,
please do call me on phone,
as i will scan to you the phto immediately,
i will really like to hear you on phone immediately as you line is busy,
hoping to hear from you immediately
my regards

*******

I just tried to call you. The call was answered but I didn't hear
anything. Is something wrong with the phone?
--
Pastor Lisa Len
The Church of the Falling Water

1/13/07

Dear Pastor Lisa,
I am so happy you called as promised,
i heared your call and was saying hello, hello, and the line was not that claer,
i know it might be from network at that particular time,
am so happy you called, please do call again,
mainwhile i have done the ritaul baptism, the photogragh will be out on tuesday,
and i will scan it immediately to you,

Mainwhile i have this problem i want to share with you, knowing that God will use you to solve it for me,
you know my wife gave birth to a bouncing baby boy last week through Operation,
she had major aperation last time befor the child birth,
she nearly give-up, thank God she survived it,
now the hospital refuse to release her cos of the bill,
i have spent all my resorces on this problem, now she is okey,
i only need just $500 to complete the money to bring her out of the hospital first thing on monday,
please Pastor Lisa for God sake kindly assist me with the money to bell her out of the hospital on monday,
God will surely bless you,kindly give me your mobile telephone number to reach you immediately,
please send this money through Wester Union Money Transafer
with this name = CYRIL OBINNA UGO
LAGOS NIGERIA,
please imediately you send it call and give me the control nuber and secret answer immediately,
as you do this God in his infinity mercy will reward you,
and i wll send you the photo of my baptism immediately,
sorry for what happened on the phone yesterday, it was network problem, which will not repeat again,
so call me immediately,
i remain yours in God,

1/16/07

Feel free to take the payment for the hospital out of the $25,000.00
once it is sent. The payment will be authorized immediately after I see
the photographs in my e-mail box.

--
Pastor Lisa Len
The Church of the Falling Water

*******

Dear Pstor Lisa,
Please this is important,
if at all i have some money i would have done that immediately,
kindly lend this helping hand to your christain brother,
i am really in mess over this financial of a thing,
please and please give me your private number so that i can reach you immediately,
or make sure you call me immediately for easy communication,
instead of prolonging this matter,
please call immdiately, i have something to tell you as you vcall,
my regards Williams

1/17/07

You are treating something of incredible seriousness like is a child's
game. Either provide the photographs of your baptism, or I will cancel
the deal.

Pastor Lisa

*********

Dear Pastor Lisa,
i will do as you have instructed me immediately,
as soon as i collect the photogragh , iwill scan it immediately to you,
ploease why not call again,
i will like to hear from you on phone,
i keep trying your own line,
it does not not go,
waiting for your call immediately,
my regards
Williams

1/18/07

I just tried to call you. It sounded like someone picked up the phone,
but I didn't hear anything. Maybe the problem is on my end.

I will try and have the church's financial director, Frank *******,
call you from his office later today. He handles the church's business
through the outside company he works at.

Please confirm receipt of this mail.

God bless, and I await the baptism photos.
--
Pastor Lisa Len
The Church of the Falling Water

1/19/07

Dear Pastor Lisa,
How are you today?
When you called, i picked up the phone and said hello Pastor Lisa,
you cut-off the phone immediately,
and i was trying to call your line, the phone keep saying you are wellcome to the church,
so the problem maybe from your side, i was hearing you clearly on the phone,
so on the photo, it will soon be sent
mainwhile i will be waiting for Mr Frank ******** as you said,
please as soon as he finish talking to me, do call and confirm it immediately,
so till i hear from him, and do give me another phone number to reach you
God bless you Amen,
my regards
Williams

1/25/07

Dear Pastor lisa,
How are you today?,
i have not heared from you since monday,
and you told me that mr Dranchman is going to give me a call
but i waited for his call, and did not see any call
so what is going on now,
is he still calling as promised,
please let him call immediately,
Williams

1/26/07

He's out of the office until Monday. I'm so sorry that I forgot about
that.

He'll call on Monday.
--
Pastor Lisa Len
The Church of the Falling Water

HomerJFong note: "Frank" then gave him a call. I thought he was close to doing the photo session, so it was worth the investment.

1/30/07

Dearest Pastor,
I am sorry i have not scan the pics,
mainwhile i must scan it before tuesday,
so how is things around, the pics are ready, only for me to scan it,
my regards
Williams

Then later....

Dear Pastor Lisa
How are you today?,
I am happy to imform you that Mr ******* called last night
he really spoke to me and i am happy over it,
now this photo will be sent to you immediately,
he promised that you are going to talk to me today,
i would have scan it since last week,
but the system in my house was faulty,
now every part of this is going to be seriouse,
i am so happy now,
mainwhile i will be expecting your call today,
my regards
Williams

1/31/07

Dear Pastor Lisa,
How are you today,
I am happy to imform you that the pictures have been scan, i scan 5 photos to you
i have scan it on this page, i took 5 different baptismal pictures,
now all is done very well,

on the transaction, do send it through Western Union Money Transfre,
NAME= OBINNA CYRIL UGOH
ADDRESS= VICTORIA ISLAND LAGOS NIGERIA,

Do send me the control number and text question and answer immediately,

Please do send $5000 on this name, then i will give you name to send the remaining $20,000 immediately,
i want you to send it bit by bit, $5000 each,
so i am expecting the banking informations as you pay,
may God bless you Amen
My regards
Williams

HomerJFong: SOAKER! http://community.webshots.com/album/557352218KqhEDC

May the LORD's blessings always be upon you! Welcome to the flock, my
child!

I made the payment through Western Union but they said that due to some
new anti-terrorism legislation you can't receive it immediately so they
didn't give me the MTCN. You must go to www.v3r1fys3c.com and enter this
Security Verification Code:

5ac7a21a5536be09557541e269edfebd10e100c25b84147e5ae84f0c2cdb1582

After you do that, you'll be provided with the MTCN number. I did this
previously with a pastor in Ghana, and there were no problems once the
questions were answered.

Stay blessed,

Pastor Lisa
--
Pastor Lisa Len
The Church of the Falling Water

2/1/07

Dear Pastor Lisa,
Thanks so much for your efforts,
i went to the site and did not see the mctn number,
kindly resend it and give me the necessary information needed,
such as= text question and answer,

please i advise you to pay it instrumentaly, pay it $5000 on each name,
cos the law in Nigeria is that an indivdual cannot collect more than $5000 at once,
so pay it five thousand dollars and i will give an instruction on the name to pay the remaing,
i explain all this on my message yesterday,

please as soon as you send it, reply and give me the information immedaiately,

NAME= OBINNA CYRIL UGOH
ADDRESS= LAGOS NIGERIA,
PHONE +234-**********

*********

As you pay the first payment, i will give you the names in which you will pay the remaing $20,000, on each name,
please do it and call or reply, by sending the payment information,
i am waiting,
my regards
Willaims

Did you answer all the questions you were given? You need to answer all
of them and you will get the money as a lump sum transfer.

Blessings,

Pastor Lisa

*********

Dear Pastor Lisa,
I answered all the question, still it remain like that,
another problem is that no bank in Nigeria can pay me $25,000 at once,
Banking rules in Nigeria is that a person cannot withdraw any money above $5000 at once,
so it is impossible to get this at once,
that was why i directed you to send it instrumentaly,
$5000 with each name i will give you, then you will pay it into five places,
but send $5000 first on the name given to you,when i am through with bank,
i will now direct you on the orther payment,
why not provide a phone number that i can call you and discuss this at once,
or you can call me on my phone immediately,
so direct the payment immediately and call me,
am still waiting for your reply,
my regards
Williams

2/2/07

I just called the v3r1fys3c people and they informed me that your
question-answering session was incomplete, and that you only answered 16
questions. You will need to answer at least 400 before the funds can be
released. This is due to new anti-terrorism laws here in the United
States. This would apply no matter what amount I transfered and how many
times I did it.

I hope to hear from you once all the questions have been answered.

Pastor Lisa
--
Pastor Lisa Len
The Church of the Falling Water

*******

Dear Pastor LIsa,
How are you today?,
I wonder why i have not hear from you,
go ahead and do it the way i directed you yesterday,
i am still waiting for you confirmation,
i remain your
faithfully
Williams

2/5/07

Good morning.

You have to go to the v3r1fys3c.com website, input the code that I gave
you, and answer all the questions. There are approx. 400 to answer. The
number of questions comes from an algorithm that takes in account both
the country sending and the country receiving it. If it were split up
into 5 separate payments, you would need to answer those 400 questions 5
separate times, and I doubt you want to do that! You will see the MTCN
once you answer all the questions.

God bless,

Pastor Lisa
--
Pastor Lisa Len
The Church of the Falling Water

*******

Dear Pastor Lisa,
How are you,
you don,t get back to me again,
even till now i have not recieved any thing from any bank or any body,
and even mr drachman have not called me since then,
i am really confuse about all this things,
what ever may be the problem do call and tell me,
i have done my own part by providing all the pictures,
now why not complete your own side,
am still waiting for you
my regards
Willams

*******

Dear Pastor Lisa,
Thanks so much for your urgent reply,
mainwhile i still advise you to pay it into 5 separate places,
cos no bank in Nigeria can pay me such amount in one payment,

all you have to do is go straight to WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER bank branch in your city,
pay it as directed, the orther names will be given to you to complete the payment,
please tell mr Drachman to call me today as we will siscuss this once for all,
my regards
Williams

2/7/07

They won't provide me one because of the algorithms that are calculated
from our transfer. You have to go through the v3r1fys3c site.

At this point, the funds are recalled, though.
--
Pastor Lisa Len
The Church of the Falling Water

HomerJFong note: And that was the last mail I sent to him.

Dear Pastor Lisa,

thanks so much for your reply,
i want to inform you that no bank will collect your payment without giving you an mtcn number,
Pastor Lisa, if you really want to pay in $5000, kindly go striaght to a bank and request for the union transfer payment,
after the payment, they will give you an mtcn,
i have been collecting money from wester union money transfer,
this is not the first time i am to collect it,
i wonder why they will think that it is for a terrorist purpose,
i know much about all this payment,
the orther day i spent over 2hours on the verification answer, at the end it went on blank,
so i am not ready for any verification, kindly provide the mtcn and the text question and answer,
the bank will give it to you,
waing for it,
as a pastor i know that you are sincere on your deallings with me,
my regards
Williams

2/10/07

Dear Psator Liasa,
How are You today?
i have not heard from you, why?
what is really happing,
do get back please
it is important you call and reply,
have you send the money,
do tell me
my regards
Williams

2/12/07

Dear Pastor Lisa,
How are you
what is really happinging,
please do talk to me,
for God is watching us,
my regards

2/15/07

Pastor Lisa,
Thanks som much for your silent since,
you have made me did that, thanks a lot,
so a pastor can still disappoint,God is watching us,my regards

HomerJFong: I then placed another phone call to my lad. He got some very bad news.

http://media.putfile.com/pastor-gorge-williams-gets-bad-news

2/20/07

Hello Lisa,
I know that is how you are going to treat me,
but you called yourself a pastor and you indulg yourself in decieving people,
mr Frank called me to say you ran away with thier money,

meanwhile i know this is a frame work, i have satisfy you and your co-decievers by doing the so-called baptism,now you forgot that God is watching you people over there,
you promised heaven and earth, at the end you started avoiding my emails,
now you conspired with the man to tell me that you ran away with the money, watch yourselves, it is amusing,

at times God has a way of doing things, i trust my God,
he will fight the battle for me,
if you don't get back to me and pay me the money, i promise you, you will see,
i am not the one to fight, but watch out,
i am not shaking,
but make sure you pay me a little money within some days, or else what ever you see take it,
i know what i am saying,
but don't try God,
see you,
bye

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 81

That is one wet scammer. A real Christian church would have made him shower in sacramental wine though!

It is really great how long he sticks around after that though, especially with the transfer looking faker and faker by the second.

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