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 My lad got "rubbed"

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Eliza_Doolittle
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So I went along with his getting "rubbed..."

He is getting tired of me - - has said that it's too hard for him to go through the process of getting my money and that he needs to get it from somewhere else.....

So I respond:

Hi Sh4de,

I understand your frustration, but I have to do this the way the church does it. They won't give me the money without doing what they ask, and I really want to help you and your family. I have been so worried about you.

I know you are tired right now - - your father just died. I'll try to explain toe the committee about you getting rubbed. I hope that you didn't get hurt and that they used vaseline, because I hear getting rubbed in some ways can cause lifelong damage - physical and psychological - especially if you were rubbed in the back door.

Anyway, I'll see if I can get a waiver since you got rubbed. Did you file a police report? Can I have a copy of that? Maybe that will help the church understand that you were rubbed.

In the mean time - Don't give up so easily. Life goes on. Smack yourself in the ass and move forward. Don't be so lazy - God looks down at lazy people and shits on them. You don't want to look up and find yourself in the middle of a shit storm.

I can't wait to see you and give you a huge hug.

Love,

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That was without a doubt the funniest thing I've read here in ages! Laughing Do let us know when he replies!! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This reminds me when I told a lad that I was going to "Amsterdamn" with six armed guards to help retrieve his money. He got upset, and so did his barrister. His barrister wrote back and said that I should go alone, and not with "sex people".

When I wrote back, I asked him what he meant by "sex people". I said that I was aware that "Amsterdamn" had a prostitution industry, but that I wasn't bringing any prostitutes with me to the security company.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Love it Eliza Laughing Laughing Laughing

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