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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Location: Leading my wolf pack
Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:00 pm
Both my primary baiter personae have been lashing out lately. For example:
got a bit cross when asked a question:
You are not faxing it to me dam it you are faxing it to the bank in regards to your claim of funds if you know you can?t handle this project you better say so and I wouldn?t mind the money which I spend in securing those doc and look for another person who is ready to assist me.
Malcolm bit back:
You had better watch your gorram tone! In all this you have been unbelievably slack in just about every part of it. Documents that don't get sent properly, long periods of silence, deadlines that aren't met, you spell my name wrong on key papers....
If you can't handle even a little pressure then you're in the wrong job. I flew gunships on active service in Operation Desert Sabre, and took a wound for my country, and I'm not going to be insulted by some gorram pipsqueak like you!
Meanwhile, Mr Walter of the Universal Trust Bank of Nigeria told :
THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS BANK WISHES TO NOTIFY YOU THAT WE, YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE TO US AS REQUESTED TO ENABLE US COMMENCE ACTION IMMEDIATELY FOR THE RELEASE OD YOUR FUND, BEER THIS IN MIND THAT YOUR FUND IS VERY HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY WE HAVE TO HANDLE IT VERY WELL CAREFUL TO AVOID ANY MISTAKE.
MY DEAR, IF THIS ENTIRE BODY FAIL TO TRANSFER YOUR FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT ACCORDLY THE POLICE HAVE TO INVESTIGATE INTO THIS MATTER, THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE TO US AS
(1) AFFIDAVIT OF THE TRUE OWNER OF THE FUND
(2) POLICE REPORT
(3) $3,900 DOLLARS USD.
Eliza wasn't impressed:
I have no idea what you've been smoking but come on, what sort of half-assed crap is this? Why should I have to jump through hoops because there MIGHT be a problem?
"(1) AFFIDAVIT OF THE TRUE OWNER OF THE FUND" - huh? Do I have to get something sworn in front of a JP?
"(2) POLICE REPORT" - have you been robbed?
"3) $3,900 DOLLARS USD" - you'd better have a f*cking good explanation for this!
If you got it RIGHT first time there might not be any need for this bullshit!
_________________ I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
x5 x2 x 193
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore; Henry Philip - Abuja to Natitingou with MG and DSW
x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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