Mugu Reporting Me to Interpool

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Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Hello

I got this mugu as part of operation Cancer. I played this bait very slow. I was informed I won several million as part of the "Bono Lottery". I was turned over to a "Shipping Company" to contact as to how to recieve my funds. They wanted me to pay $550 via Western Union. I asked them what Western Union was. Could I use Eastern Union? Why can't they take the $550 out of my funds in advance? etc. A question a day for a week. Then I blamed my parents for being slow to give me the funds.

Finally Monday was the day of recokining. I mistransposed the MCTN several times. Finally, I got this today

Quote:

How are you doing?

I just read you email and i want to inform you that you are a not the actual winner of the winning funds. I ask you to forward to us your western union payment receipt to prove you are genuine.You taught we are fool or what.Well i want to inform you that you have been automatically disqualify from coming your funds.

So you are advise not to write this email address anymore or you will be trace by the Interpol, an all law enforcement agent to get hold of you for trying to steal other person funds.
Good day

Mr Ben.

Oh my, he's going to get a few slaps via e-mail

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:22 pm

Tell him are are already on the Interpol most wanted list, and that they are offering a $20.000 reward for information that may lead to your arrest. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:23 pm

thedevguy67 wrote:

Mugu Reporting Me to Interpool

Tell him you've already got a pool... Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:32 pm

You could tell him that you're already in jail and have been all along writing to him from there

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:34 pm

I'm setting up a legal defense fund for devguy. Send your tax-deductable contributions via Western Union care of Sid Greenstreet, Toledo, Ohio.
Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:37 pm

Ah, you're a character, that you are!

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:52 pm

I feel you brother! Jojobean is running from Interpol on a lot of different aliases... Sal T Kum and Mike Hunt had better watch out!

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:04 pm

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you will be trace by the Interpol

Ask the Lad MORE questions.
Find out which Interpol will be tracing you?

It is the same as the FBI. , one of my characters, has been on the "Nigeria FBI's" most wanted list for 7 months now. Not sure if she has hit the US FBI list yet.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:06 pm

Tell him you're not afraid of Interpol. The Police are powerless to stop you. You laugh in the face of Scotland Yard! Not even the Postal Service can bring you to justice!

The nerve of him, threatening to report you to an indie band.

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

The inspiration for "Tommy" is a clueless college aged male who frequently tries to act like a "rapper wannabe". (I think I told mugu I was studying thuganomics in college). Yet he needed to get the funds to Western Union the good Sir at the transport company from his Daddy.

So I kind of took a summary of your suggestions and e-mail mugu the following yesterday

Quote:

Dear Mr. Bxxxx

I want my money and I want it now. I earned it and you have no claims to it. Try to contact Interpol, I have a warrant for my arrest in Africa (for Illegal Hunting) as well as Thiland (some sex thing, I doubt you would understand dude).

Fact of the matter is they don't have the time or resources to bother me on such matters as I am a citizen of the United States.

Which brings me to this point, if you do not send my package today, I will report you to the Better Business Bureau and also accuse you and your whole company of being scammers.

Send me my money and I go away.

If not, its on homie

Tommy

Well, my mugu ups the ante and threatens mass arrests in his latest reply:

Quote:

Hello Tom,

I am very surprise at your email. As i stated in the previous email, i want you to prove to us that you are the actual winner of this funds, show us Westren Union payment receipt and your parcel will be sent to you with immediate effect.But failure to do this, we will know that you are nothing but a cheat and the law enforcement will soon get up with you.

Prove you are the actual winner and i want to inform you to come with your father, your attorney, and all law enforecement agent to our office in liverpool. But if will find you faulty you and your family will be put in jail.

Be Warned.

Mr Bxx.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:32 am

This lad looks good for a few laughs. Nice job. Laughing

Bonus points if you annoy the lad so much he sets up an account like [email protected] and threatens you from that, with lines like this in the message body:

Quote:

You taught we are fool or what.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:06 pm

I loved this one!
Set up a mail box to Mail him" from Interpol" and ask/tell him he is targeted by suspected scammers. He is going to have to do some work. Don't forget you want all his evidence regarding each and every case of attempted fraud . Don't forget to boost his ego by convincing himself he is seemingly honest and he is running a great scam.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:04 am

Tell him you sent the money and thank him for turning over the dealings to the "new" barrister. I am doing that to some of my operation cancer mugus. Maybe we can start a fight in there, what with someone chopping everyones' dollas.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:19 am

What a dumb ass man! Next thing you know he'll have an MI6 sting at your church..idiot...

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Before I could even think of a reply to his threat of putting me and my family in jail, this silly mugu sends the following e-mail

Quote:

Hello

Tommy,

I have been mandated to inform you by the UK LOTTERY BOARD OF DIRECTOR that you have forfeited your winning funds.

You have no right over your funds and you are warn never to email this box regarding your funds.

Good Day.

Mr Ben.

Oh boy he is going to be getting a lot of e-mails today requesting clarification

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:49 pm

Quote:

you have forfeited your winning funds.

Go to the REAL lotter website for the National UK Lottery. There will be some nice terms and conditions that say something about holding your funds for a year or something.

Then have your law firm get involved. You can use mine....Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

^^^^^AG thanks for the advice and legal referral. Here is my latest e-mail to my mugu

Quote:

Hello Mr. Ben

Your e-mails get stranger and your comments more inappropriate. I wish to formally notify you that myself and my family have retainned the services of the Law Firm Dewey, Cheatem and Howe on this important matter.

Note the following:

1. You state that "you have been mandated to inform you by the UK LOTTERY BOARD OF DIRECTOR that you have forfeited your winning funds." Well, that is strange. We justed checked the website of the Official UK Lottery, that states that winning funds are held for a one year period.

2. You state you are"warn never to email this box regarding your funds". I just did and my lawyers said I can do what I want to. I am e-mailing you and your company, not a "box".

3. You will owe interest and penalties on the money of mine that you are illegally holding. You will be charged with criminal activities if you do not cease and desist and give me my funds (US REV CODE 492-3.c.1) .

4. My attorneys, Dewey, Cheatem and Howe are in possession of the Western Union Reciept you have been asking me about.

My friend, we will be headed to court and you will be pwned -----

PEACE OUT
Tommy

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:55 am

mugu_cultist wrote:

Tell him you're not afraid of Interpol. The Police are powerless to stop you. You laugh in the face of Scotland Yard! Not even the Postal Service can bring you to justice!

The nerve of him, threatening to report you to an indie band.

LMFAO

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