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 Out of the mouths of babes......

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fengibbon
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Over here, in Blighty, there is a lads mag called FHM - which every month has a page of quotes from readers wives / girlfriends / live in lovers you name it, essentially, dopey remarks......

anywys, on sky (TV) bugger all on, and we ended up watching some documentary about an AirCanada plane that ended up with an emergency landing (in 1983) due to a fire on board.

20+ or so years later, Nat Geographic decided to feature it and the conversation went as thus with wife (whilst a survivor was being interviewed)

Me: "that would be a cool job, tracing someone back 20 odd years, from the flight manifest and x referencing to marriages etc to find the people on the flight"

Wife: "Asuming they survived"

At this point I cracked up given they were interviewing one of the survivors.....

Result - i have a settee for a bed and a chocolate labrador for a pillow Sad

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's a bit like the rooster joke, where the rooster sits on the middle of a roof and lays and egg, which way does the egg roll?

Or the electric train heading south wind blowing east wich way does the smoke blow ?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

1. Roosters don't lay eggs
2. Electric train- no smoke
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That SlayerFaith: she real smart like. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Smartass Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Beat me to it KD

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