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 My first wasted bank trip...

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Donato
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just got this in my inbox!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

DEAR CLIENT.

WITH DUE RESPECT AND HONOUR I HERE WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT I WAS IN MY BANK YESTERDAY AND THIS MORNING THE CONFIRM THE REMITTANCE OF Ł8,177.19 FOR YOUR LEGAL DOCUMENTS AND FIND OUT THAT THE REMITTANCE HAVE NOT ARRIVE.I DISCUSSED WITH MY BANKERS AND THEY SAID THAT I SHOULD COME WITH THE PAYMENT SLIP TO ENABLE THEM TRACE WHERE THE MONEY IS.AS NOTED BEFORE THE FIRST AND SEND ATTACHEMENT SENT COULD NOT OPEN.WE ADVICE THAT YOU SHOULD SEND THE PAYMENT SLIP THROUGH THE BELOW FAX NUMBER IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE THIS HONOURABLE CHAMBERS PRESENT IT TO THE BANK FOR IMMEDIATE CONFIRMATION.

YOURS IN SERVICE
XXXX XXXXXXX
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BURKINA FASO
TEL: +226 78 881 276
FAX: +226 50 420 039

Looks like my "bank" has just called me to tell me there was a problem... here's hoping @[email protected] closed it down Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bankers just ain't trustworthy these days Very Happy Very Happy




Bring back Mr Mainwarring is what I say!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well done you! I can hardly wait for my first one as well.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What a shame. Maybe you can send them a Secure Transfer slip next time to make things go easier.

Hopefully this instance did not "CRAETE EMBERASSMINT IN FRNOT OF TEH BAKNING OFICERS".

Good job!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This just in...

Any thoughts, tips ideas etc?

DEAR CLIENT.

WITH DUE RESPECT AND HONOUR I HERE WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT WE COULD NOT BE ABLE TO OPEN THE ATTACHEMENT YOU SENT TO THIS HONOURABLE CHAMBERS.IT HAS A LOT OF VIRUS.WE REQUEST YOU TO SEND THE PAYMENT SLIP BY FAX NUMBER STATED BELOW TO ENABLE THE BANK CONFIRM THE PAYMENT.I CALLED MY BANK AGAIN THIS EVENING TO CONFIRM THE REMITTANCE BUT HAVE NOT ARRIVED.DO SEND BY FAX IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE THIS CHAMBERS START THE EXECUTION OF YOUR LEGAL PROJECT.


YOURS IN SERVICE
XXXX XXXXXXX
PC-FIDELITY CHAMBERS
BURKINA FASO
TEL: +226 78 881 276
FAX: +226 50 420 039
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I always tell them it is against banking regulations to copy a bank instrument. Then I correct the number and send them again.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OR - you don't have telex, telegraph, morse key or gas lighting either. Tell them their technology is old-fashioned and out of date. Then send them one of the blurry forms that are available or do one of your own with the contrast turned up so high it's washed out - just as long as it can't be reversed. You give them a new problem, and new opportunities to make them frustrated.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you know it's a real fax #, and not an e-fax, just fax them a black piece of paper.........


wastes a ton of toner/ink, and just makes them wonder what's wrong with their fax machine.....

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Heheh. Just keep going until he loses his cool and starts to break down and curse you. Then you've really accomplished your goal!

Great start! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ambdrvr2 wrote:
If you know it's a real fax #, and not an e-fax, just fax them a black piece of paper.........


Already had that discussion... See Here

and this is what i replied-

To "FIDELITY CHAMBERS" <[email protected]>
Subject THE PAYMENT IS THERE!

Dear Sir,
I can see the document on my computer, in fact i'm looking at it right
now you seem unable to, that suggests to me that the problem is your
end. I also have checked my computer yet
again and it says i have NO VIRUS!

I WILL NOT SEND IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS BY FAX, ONCE IT HAS LEFT MY MACHINE
AND BEFORE IT GETS TO YOURS IT IS UNSECURE, AS I HAVE MENTIONED BEFORE I
CHECKED WITH MY BANK AND THEY SAY THE TRANSACTION HAS GONE THROUGH.

iF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO GO AND RETRIEVE THE PAYMENT PLEASE FIND
ANOTHER WAY TO SORT THIS OUT.

Issac Koch.


On Wed, 7 Feb 2007 10:32:57 -0800 (PST), "FIDELITY CHAMBERS"
[email protected]> said:
DEAR CLIENT.
WITH DUE RESPECT AND HONOUR I HERE BY WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT OUR COMPUTER HAS NO VIRUS.YOU CALLED THIS CHAMBERS FOR A SERVICE AND WE WILL NOT DO ANTHING TILL WE RECEIVE THE FEE FOR THE DOCUMENTS FROM YOU SIR,THE FAX NUMBER WE GAVE TO YOU IS THE CHAMBERS FAX LINE SO WE DONT SEE WHY IT IS UNRELIABLE AND UNSECURE WAYS OF DOING BUSINESS AS YOU MENTIONED.WE REQUEST AGAIN TO SEND THE PAYMENT SLIP BY FAX NUMBER IF YOU ARE SURE OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

YOURS IN SERVICE
XXXX XXXXXXX
PC-FIDELITY CHAMBERS
BURKINA FASO
TEL: +226 78 881 276
FAX: +226 50 420 039
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If he's a lawyer, then you will need your engagement letter to establish the fiduciary relationship between you and him....

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Donato, I see what you're saying. Didn't think about the internet cafe fax machine, technically they're an innocent third party... *shrug*

Good slap and explanation tho.... Smile

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Donato
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Send this...

The Bank Manager Called.

Dear Sir,

I have just received a call from the manager at my local bank. He asked
for me to come and see him. I'm going there shortly. Have you collected
the money yet?

Issac Koch.

Two minutes later, i get this

DEAR CLIENT.

SUBSEQUENT TO THE CURRENT MOVE AND IN RESPECT OF THE EXEXCUTION OF YOUR LEGAL PROJECT FOR THE RAPID TRANSFER OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND. I HERE-BY ACKNOWLEDGE HERE-IN THE RECEIPT OF RECENT MAIL.

SIR,AS I MENTIONED BEFORE WE HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANY THING.KINDLY SEND THE SLIP BY FAX IF YOU ARE SURE OF THE PAYMENT.MEANWHILE WE WILL NOT EXECUTE ANY LEGAL PROJECT ON YOUR BEHALF TILL WE RECEIVE THE PAYMENT.

YOURS IN SERVICE
XXXX XXXXXXX
PC-FIDELITY CHAMBERS
BURKINA FASO
TEL:+226 78 881 276
FAX:+226 50 42 00 39
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