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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:11 pm

This is currently ongoing but I thought i�d post what i�ve got so far. I managed to loose some of the emails so I may have to rely on my memory (which is terrible) for some of it.

Got a standard �inheritance� email so sent of a quick tell me more reply.

X=Lad
Y=Rod the pest controller
al= Tarty daughter

Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:53:09 -0800 (PST)
From: Send an Instant Message "x" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Please call me after reading my message attach my passport
To: "z" <[email protected]>
Dear z,

Thanks for your mail. I actually want you to stand and receive this Fund as
the benneficiary of this Fund.The arrangements is that the Fund will be
moved from the Bank here to any of the payment offices in Europe or
Malaysia it could even be better if you can come down here to execute it
face to face with us . You do not need to worry, all you have to do is to
come here or go there and present yourself with your International passport
copy as the benneficiary together with the certificate of deposit and the
secret code that I will send to you after making the reservation, and they
will release the Fund to you. I will send a delegate who will assist you in
clearing the Fund and also assist you to open an account there,as he has
good bank contact in these areas and he is an expert in such transactions,
were the Fund will first be deposited before onward transfer to your
nominated account in your country or we decide when I meet you.I will meet
you as soon as the Fund is safe in your account in any of these places for
shearing and re-imbursement of Funds,before proceeding for investments. I
will also need to settle my collegues that are involve, but this will be
after shearing with you.
We actually want to invest in Real Estate and Air taxi.
I will start arranging the documentations to your name once I receive your
passport informations with your phisical address.
Please give me the exact date that you can travel to any of these places
that you choose ,so that we make arrangements against this time to avoid any
waste of time by both parties.Thanks for your anticipatd coperation looking
forward to seeing you soon.
Alternatively we can move the funds through the Reserve bank to your
nominated account/s abroad, though it will still need some documentations to
back this up, but do not worry about all those for I will personally take
care of them. This transaction has been arranged and you need to keep to the
confidentiality to avoid any raise of eye brow .
I will send you the clearance Certificate after changing them to your name
at the local high court here,I will be attarching to you my international
passport that you will keep to identify me now.
Remain blessed.

I�ve blanked all names against the million to one chance he googles himself

Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:55:15 -0800 (PST)
From: "z" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Where to?
To: Send an Instant Message "x" <[email protected]>

I am willing to travel and as I am self-employed as a
pest control officer I can go whenever necessary.
Please advise
z

Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:37:35 -0800 (PST)
From: Send an Instant Message "x" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: best in SA,
To: "z" <[email protected]>
Dear x

Thanks for your mail.I want to know if you can come down to South Africa as soon as possible,if so organise your flight schedule and send me your details so that I can start arranging with my bankers here for the change of the documents into your name.The bank will need two to three days notice before they can release the funds.You will open a non residense accont with a local bank here were the funds will first be deposited,before onward transfer to your nominated accout/s abroad.
The transaction will take two to three banking days,on your arrival at the airport,I will pick you up and drop you to your hotel,after you have refreshed,we will go for a meeting with the bankers involve to discuse in details on the procedure.
The next day you will open a non resident accont at the bank,the same day the funds will be moved into the account,but before depositing it,we will count the funds in the bank together.
Then I am free to go back with you for the rest of the things,as we will be transferring from your non resident account here to any were we decide together, also we will proceed with investments because after sending my colleagues shear, I want to start with the investments immediately.
I will explain more as we proceed this is a summary.
I demand that you call me after reading this message for a talk.
Thanks for your anticipated coperation.
x

No mention of WU or bank details, the guy obviously wants a hostage for ransom.

Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2007 14:45:13 -0800 (PST)
From: "z" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: best in SA,
To: Send an Instant Message "x" <[email protected]>

Ok, I understand so far. I reckon this is not 100%
legal but I don't care as long as we don't get caught.
I really don't want to go back to prison. Could you
send me your phone number again as I seem to have
mislaid it.
z

Yeah, prison so he thinks i�m a bad mofo & not to be messed with

Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:32:22 -0800 (PST)
From: Send an Instant Message "x" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
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Subject: date of arrival needed
To: "z" <[email protected]>

Dear z

Thanks for your mail,I am happy that you understand ,but that does not mean that it is illegal as all the necessary documens backing it up are in place,but it is a deal,we want to lay low and execut it smoothly,you can never be caught for his I am giving you a 100% guarrantee on that,we are using officials whom are doing this regularly.
However,my direct number 0027 ********,I also need your direct contact numbers and your international passport copy so that I can start the change of the documents to your name.
I want you to call me for a direct talk please.
Thanks for your anticipated co-operations.

x

When this bait�s over I will publish his number for you lot to say hi.

Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:28:43 -0800 (PST)
From: "z" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: date of arrival needed
To: Send an Instant Message "x" <[email protected]>

I will book a flight at the weekend when I have time.
I tried to call you but the line was out of order so I
called the International Operator and was told that
this is quite common so I will try again tomorrow. My
phone/fax number is 001-******. Sorry, got to
run as I have a big extermination job on at the
moment. (I fancied being a pest control man today)
z

My K7 number should cost him a fair bit (he's called 8 times sofar)

Date: Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:37:06 -0800 (PST)
From: "z" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: date of arrival needed
To: Send an Instant Message "x" <[email protected]>

Hello x, sorry I missed your calls. My work is
absolutely crazy at the moment and I can't take a
cellphone with me as if it rings it will alert the
rodents we are trying to poison. I've managed to get
my secretay to book a flight and attach details. I am
also bringing my daughter along as she wants to see
South Africa, you had better be careful though as
she's a real maneater. As to hotels thank you for
organising that and I will pay you back as soon as we
arrive. I realised you don't know what we look like
so I attach photos. My daughter wants to be a model
so she always shows of to the camera
See you soon my friend
z

Okay Rods getting a bit dull and I want this Lad eating out of my hand so time to bring in a new character.

al<[email protected]>
Hi x, I'm al, Rods Daughter I just wanted to mail you and say
thanks for bringing us to South Africa. I am so looking forward to it. I
don't know if my dad sent you a picture of me so I'll send you one. I want
to be a model, do you think i'm pretty enough? When we meet maybe you could
take me to some parties, that would be cool.
Love and Kisses, al

time to send him some scantily clad model shots, then Rod gets in touch.

Date: Thu, 18 Jan 2007 17:14:26 -0800 (PST)
From: "z" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Hope you rceived the info
To: Send an Instant Message "x" <[email protected]>

I hope you received all the info I sent you. We are
flying into the UK and staying with a friend in London
for a couple of days and then Leaving Heathrow and
flying to Cape Town. By the way Alice said she sent
you an email, I hope you don't find her annoying as
she is really looking forward to meeting you.
All the best
z

Dear al,

Thanks for your mail,your beutifull and it will be my pleasure to take you to a club at the weekend you will be here.
However,Please inform your Dad that I am in Johannesburg South Africa not Cape town,so book your ticket to Johannesburg not capetown.
Looking forward to seeing you soon.
Thanks.

x

so I sent him a massive junk file for my ticket

Date: Fri, 19 Jan 2007 00:24:00 -0800 (PST)
From: Send an Instant Message "x" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
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Subject: exact date of arrival needed
To: "z" <[email protected]>

Dear Sir,

Thanks for your mail and point of correction, I am in Johannesburg South Africa not Cape town,and that is were the transaction will take place,so book your ticket to Johannesburg not capetown.
I will now try to secure an appointment with the officials that are involved against the 1st feb,so that we will ciommense as soon as you arrive to avoid waste of time.
I talked with the officials ,you will have to bring down some gift especially that we can give to the governor as your present from the USA for him and the assistant,to enable him assist us fully.
However,the only thing that you will have to come with is the money to deposit into your new non residential account that will be openned for you as soon as you arive by the officials to enable it receive the total funds.I dont know exactly the minimum you will need to deposit in there,but will inform you soon after meeting the banker tommorrow.
I wait to get the recomfirmation of the date before making the hotel reservation.
I will likely join you to go back ,so I am now arranging my travelling documents also. Did you check for the prices of properties,especially around the beach or so.
Looking forward to seeing you soon.Thanks for your anticipated coperations.Please try to call me today.
Thanks.

x

I�m now sick of Rod so decide to retire him, sending scantily clad shots of him is certainly NOT going to impress my lad (at least I don�t think so).

Al now sends him another flirty yet pointless email.

From : x<[email protected]>
Sent : Saturday, January 20, 2007 3:27 AM
To : al <[email protected]>
Subject : waiting

Dear al,
Believe me your a very wonderful girl,I will not mind to have a closer relationship with you and may be after the transaction live for good with you.
However,It is important that your Dad get the informations and send me your schedule,so that I can start finalizing the arrangements on the ground.

Thanks ,Luv
from x.

Thanks mate, live for good with me for good, oh joy, oh rapture...

al <[email protected]> wrote:

Sweet x, I would like to get to know you better too. I can't get dad
on the phone so i've mailed him and am waiting for his email back and will tell you whats happening hopefully tonight. Hope you don't mind me sending you pictures, i just like to know what people think. My next photoshoot is
gonna be really Hot, would you like to see it when its done?
Love always, al

Cue more scantily clad shots

From : x <[email protected]>
Sent : Saturday, January 20, 2007 5:20 AM
To : al<[email protected]>
Subject : RE: waiting

Dear Baby,

Your turning my head,I can wait to see you.However do send me your direct tel that I can get you at any time.
Please I am still waiting to hear the out come of your dad's arrangement,try to convince him to hasten up things,I can wait to see you ,also I need to inform the officials assisting us.Your picts are wonderfull.
Kisses,
x

he�s now given up on Rod for his daughter, can�t imagine why

From : x <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, January 22, 2007 3:36 AM
To : al <[email protected]>
Subject : I will send you you hotel reservation numbers soon am waiting for it

Dear Baby,

I am so happy with your picts.they are all fine ,infact I cant wait to hold them and do so many things with them.However,baby I am happy tht your comming soon,but as you know business first,your dad need to give you a letter with his letter heading authorising you to handle the transaction on his behalf,I will guide you do not worry,but you will be representing him.We will open a non residential account for you here,the bankers assisting us will,and that is were the funds will first be deposited,from there we will be transfering to any were in the world.So come with two passport picts.
You will need to come with atleast US$10 TO DEPOSIT INTO YOUR NEW ACCOUNT SO THAT IT WILL BE ABLE TO ACCOMMODATE THE TOTALL FUNDS(US$21 MILLION),THOUGH IT IS STILL YOUR MONEY ,YOU CAN TAKE IT BACK AFTER THE FUNDS HAVE BEEN DEPOSITED INTO THE ACCOUNT.Though it could be less than the ten thousand,but to be on a save side.
This is all you need for the transaction,then your accommodation,I am making a reservation for you at holiday in,you can check it via internet and comfirm the exact amount,though we can get a cheaper place after.
As regards to us,I am very impressed and believe that we will love each other when we meet,I promise that I will take good care of you in every way,so do not be nervouse.Also it will be nice spending time with you alone.Dont forget that I am a black man and very strong and sweet.Most importantly,do not forget to keep this transaction to yourself,as it is a very sensitive one,it is only your dad and I with the officials assisting us are aware of this,though it is not illegal,but we are following a special procedure because of the amount involve.
Lots of luv,

x

OK now this is getting a bit disturbing

al <[email protected]> wrote:

Hi sweetheart, I've managed to get the filght re-booked and am arriving at
Johannesbserg at 06.45 on the 6th of February, I can't wait to meet you. I
had another photoshoot today and I'm reallypleased with the pictures. I
have attached a few of the for you, I know they are a bit rude but I think
they look cool! Which one do you think I look the best in.
Loads of Love and Hugs, al

And yet more pics, this time with a hastily knocked up flight receipt.

From : x <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, January 22, 2007 4:38 AM
To : al<[email protected]>
Subject : waiting

Dear Sweatheart,

Your Hotel Reservation number is 8N4HY ,and the amount you pay is US$950 ,and the Hotel is Holliday Inn Airport Johannesburg.
Please I want to speak with you do call me I also need your contact details.

x

He may want to speak to me but like Gomer I cant do a female voice so that aint gonna happen

al<[email protected]> wrote:

Hi sweetie, thanx for booking the hotel for me, it was really kind. I'll
scan in one of dads letter heads and send it to you it has our address and
everything on it. I don't have a cell phone at the moment as my
ex-boyfriend kept calling it and wouldn't leave me alone. You sound much
nicer then he was. My dad is prretty ill as he's got an infection in his
broken leg but the doctor says he will be ok so im not too worried but he is
unconcious at the moment as they are giving him morphine. Can't wait to see
you and wish I was there now, what would you like to do to me when I am in
your arms?. Think of the fun we will have spending the money. Here is
another picture to keep you thinking of me!
Love from al

This stuff is starting to make me feel nauseous but it does seem to be working.

From : x<[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, January 23, 2007 3:59 AM
To : al<[email protected]>
Subject : Re: Hi baby

Dear Baby,
thanks for your mail and I will now print and draft a letter on your behalf and keep it untill your here to show the bankers as it was from your dad.
OI hope you passed my information yesterday to him, or rather you took note.
However,I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u,and i can promise u that iam so sweet,infact sweeter than what ever you have met in your life.
Thanks.
I demand that you call me,I want to hear your voice.
LUV.

x

I had to read this twice as my brain recoiled on the first read, these guys really know how to chat up a lady

al <[email protected]> wrote:

Hello gorgeous, As I said I would love to hear your voice before we meet but
my ex-boyfriend was threatening me after I dumped him so I don't have a
phone as he would call me in the middle of the night and say horrible
things. I can't wait till the 6th of February. Once i'm with a man like
you my ex-boyfriend would not dare to do anything. I've written a poem for
you, I hope you like it.

Take my hand and lead the way;
tell me all you want to say.
Whisper softly in my ear,
all those things I want to hear.
Kiss my lips and touch my skin;
bring out passions deep within.
Pull me close and hold me near;
take away my pain and fear.
In the darkness of the night,
be my beacon, shine your light.
In the brightness of the sun,
show me that you are the one.
Give me wings so I can fly;
for I can soar when you're nearby.
Enter my heart, break down the wall,
it's time for me to watch it fall.
I've been a prisoner, can't you see?
Break my chains and set me free.
Strip me of my armor tight;
you'll find I won't put up a fight.
Release my soul held deep within . . .
I'm ready now, let love begin.

Would you write a poem for me? I would love that.

When we meet it will be so special, maybe we could think of marrying? I
know my dad would love that as he spoke very highly of you. Talking of dad,
he is still in a coma and on morphine. I hope he wakes up before I come to
you, but never fear my love. Soon we will be together.

My eternal love, al
p.s. here is another picture to keep you company on the lonely nights. I
was thinking of you when It was taken.

I should be writing Mills & Boon

From : x<[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, January 24, 2007 3:46 AM
To : al <[email protected]>
Subject : My baby

Dear Sir, (Sir ??)

I am so happy with your poem,my head is scattering and I cant wait to see you also.I can not compose any poem at this stage because I am too busy,but I will make it up to you when i see you.
However,I hope your father will recover quick and folow up the transaction as I have made all the arrangements on the ground and delaying them will not be so good.
I hope you understood what is needed to deposit in the new account that you will open on behalf of your father at the Bank here.
I live you now,kisses and huges.

x

Me thinks Laddo is thinking with the wrong head at this point, so I send him some more pics

al <[email protected]> wrote:

Don't worry baby, i've got everything ready so there will be no delays my sweet. Pretty please write me a short poem, it would really turn me on.
All my love. al

Time for him to do something for me. I would love a Lad poem as a trophy.

From : x <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, January 25, 2007 2:34 AM
To : al<[email protected]>
Subject : Re: Everything is ready

Sweety,

Let us reseve all the poems till your on my arms.I am falling so much in love,and I need to be carefull because I know myself,I am an extremist,I have to carefully finish what we are doing before I forget myself.However,I believe our love is real,and given us chance will be the best that can happen to us.So just arrange yourself for the trip 6th is just by the corner,and we see face to face discuse and romans fully our love.
I promise that you will come the last one even the first night.I believe you could be my future woman,who knows.
Let me stop to be volgar now.Luv uuu.

x.

Bastard! I want a poem dammit. I�m finding that sex is proving to be a better bait then cash but all this writing as a woman is making me very confused... Anyway I'm gonna contine to be nice until I'm supposed to fly out there, then the fun will really start Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:32 pm

I need to get this lad off the idea he is going to speak to me as it aint gonna happen, perhaps i'll just ignore his pathetic begging.

al <[email protected]> wrote:

Hey baby, just thought i'd blow you a kiss to show that i'm thinking of you.

Love al

but no, he still wants to speak. BT lies, It is NOT good to talk

From : x <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, January 25, 2007 11:35 AM
To : al<[email protected]>
Subject : Re: Thinking of you baby

Dear Baby,
I seriousely want to speak with you,please call me urgently.
x

Now I need a good excuse to shut him up. Lets check the weather in the USA

al<[email protected]> wrote:

Hey sweetie, we've got storms in NJ at the moment with loads of snow. I
would find a callbox to phone you but most of the phone lines are down and
it too cold outside. I'm flying to the UK tomorrow to stay with friends
before coming to South Africa and will email you when I get to London. My
dads still unconcious but has been noved out of intensive care so thats
good, it's a shame I haven't had the chance to say goodbye to him but that
can't be helped.
All my love, al XXX

Finally it works, and he offers me a phone Laughing

From : x <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, January 26, 2007 3:54 AM
To : al <[email protected]>
Subject : waiting

Dear Baby,

I am desperately waiting for you.Please do not tell your friends about the deal,just tell them our visiting.
Thanks.I wait for you to communicate me from London.I will also give you a cell phone with a number when you arrive here so that they can get old of you here.
Thanks.
x

Of course when I get to London there is no way I can call him as my friends would be mad if I ran up their phone bill

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:52 pm

Hiya Rodus - my lad just rang me up to check up on me. He's one suspicious mugu - AS IF I WOULD TELL A LIE !!!!!! I had my telephone redirect working and answerphone playing a girl speaking the Universal Declaration of Human Rights in Russian - now that's a worthy thing to do. He'll be much better for that - and a bit poorer too, as it's not cheap to use that service.

Now he's heard the recording I can't speak to him as my model, so I'll have to check if he's hooked. I'm sure he slammed the phone down. He could have at least left a message. Fingers crossed.

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:27 pm

Ohhhhhhh jeepers - he did leave a message. Somehow hearing someone on the phone who may be intending to do you serious damage is quite freaky, not that I'm any wilting lilly, but any civilian who got involved in this would be in serious trouble. I'll see if I can record it across from the a/phone to the pc using a mic.

His e-mails demanding confirmation of the flight show he is close to melt down. I'll play goofy girl and see if I can convince him that his behaviour is making me worried.