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 Funny script - hint of things to come?

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Hugh Jass
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From a new bait I started last week.

In her script I found these two gems:

"The bible says what shall it profit a man to win the whole world and loose his soul.
I have willed and given most of my properties to the less privileges because I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul. I have decided to give arms to charity
organizations
and give succor and comfort to the less privileged in our societies. I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth since I know where am heading.
My late husband has worked with an oil company in Kuwait for thirty years before he was retired. He has kept the total sum of $10.6M in a FINANCIAL INSTITUTE ADROAD to invest on profitable factory and propagate the word of God and build up the less privileged homes and churches after his retirement before he was unfortunately died with his two kids in tsunami disaster."

I wonder which charities she is deciding to arm? Maybe she is taking the Salvation Army thing a little to seriously? Laughing

I also like the "insert financial intitution here" section - and the did this twice! This goofball is going to be fun.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Did he mean "succor", or "sucker"?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

She wants arms? You could also reply as a half-crazy funeral director looking for a few bucks on the side.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>I think he means 'alms', but hey, who are we to correct him....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alms

'Nuns With Guns' has a certain Hollywood comedy ring to it. Shocked Laughing

Whoopie Goldberg could play Mother Uzzi with Hugh Grant as the love interest playing 'Huge Grant', the stuttering floppy-haired English upper class Oxbridge student gun runner, struggling to pay off his Student Loan whilst living in a 2.5 town house in Notting Hill, next door to Liz Hurley and Austin Powers. Shocked

You heard it here first.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hugh Laurie (of Blackadder and House alike) penned a novel called The Gun Seller about... well, as it says. AFAIK it got favourable reviews. There could be something to draw on.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

somejerk wrote:
She wants arms? You could also reply as a half-crazy funeral director looking for a few bucks on the side.


I've always supported the right to bare arms, especially in hot weather.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There's also the right to arm bears - makes hunting that little bit more uncertain...

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