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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; Never throw out anyone.

-Audrey Hepburn
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From his deathbed...paraphrased:

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Everyone dies; we all know that. But I've always believed an exception would be made in my case.


I read this years ago; can't remember exact wording or the person who said it. But I've always liked it...and I do believe that perhaps, just perhaps, an exception will actually be made in my case...and maybe yours also. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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"In the long run you hit only what you aim at. Therefore, though you should fail immediately, you had better aim at something high."


Henry David Thoreau
1817-1862, Essayist and Poet
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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The most important things are hardest to say, because words diminish them.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Money isn't everything - but it ranks right up there with oxygen.
- Rita Davenport
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of the most brilliant quotes I have ever heard was from George Bernard Shaw, an Irish writer:

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"She has lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech."

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My personal favourite is from Sir Winny himself:

Sir Winston Churchill wrote:
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Ladies never move."

--Lord Cruzon, instructing his second wife on love-making

"Publish and be damned."

--Lord Welling, responding to blackmailer Joseph Stockdale

"He would make a drum out of the skin of his mother in order to sound his own praises."

--Lloyd George, on Winston Churchill

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

--Dorothy Parker, when challenged to make a rhyme involving "horticulture."

"If all the women at the Yale Prom were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be the least surprised."

--Dorothy Parker

"I don't care what these affectionate people do with each other provided they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses."

--Beatrice Campbell

--J.D.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
~Popular Mechanics, 1949

Ah, well, it's no use prevaricating about the bush.
~Wallace

[New York Time's] reaction to al-Zarqawi's death was to lower the U.S. flag at the Times building to half-staff. (Ha ha - just kidding! Everybody knows there aren't any American flags at The New York Times.)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast and it turned out to be trick knee.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^Nothing like the classics:

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Take my wife.

Please.

I take here everywhere.

She finds her way back.

I came home and found Ed in bed with my wife. I said, "Ed! I have to!"





"But you?"

--Henny "I Love this Crowd!" Youngman


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Unknown;
If you're laying on the floor drunk, and you don't have to hang on, you're not really drunk.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Sometimes I lie awake at nights and ask myself, "Where have I gone wrong?" then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
Surprised
- Charlie Brown

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"I was married by a Judge. I should have asked for a jury"

"A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's printed on."

"Dying is easy, comedy is hard"

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch".

W.C. Fields

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quitting drugs and alcohol is easy, done it hundreds of times.
Unknown.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@JoeTam, few posts above: variant:

An Irishman isn't drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.



- n.b.: lest anyone accuse me of bigotry, I'm of Irish ancestry. And probably a bit on the inebriated side at the moment. so there.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^I have a bunch of Gaelic proverbs . . . great stuff.

Anyways, found this interesting:

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A crank is a person inexplicably obsessed by an obviously unsound idea--a person with a bee in his bonnet. To call a person a crank is to say that because of some quirk of temperament he is wasting his time pursuing a line of thought that is plainly without merit or promise. ... To call a person a crank is basically just a colorful and insulting way of expressing disagreement with his master idea, and it therefore belongs to the language of controversy rather than to the language of defamation.

--Judge Richard Posner, U.S Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit


--J.D.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Operator! Give me the number for 911!

HOMER SIMPSON

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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?

BART SIMPSON

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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel

HOMER SIMPSON

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.

-Joan Ann Kraus Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sir Winston Churchill
There are Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." George W. Bush. Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who breaks them down.

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